It is worth it - go...

It is worth it - go to the Lamplighter.

First, a brief history of the Lamplighter:

Eons ago, a couple (Nick & Helen) slowly made their way to the highest point overlooking Ottawa Illinois. Out on the edge of town they stopped, caught their breath, and said "This is the Place!". Mostly because any farther and they would be out in the middle of someone's farm. Plus, they could forever look down on the town who's inhabitants...sometimes look down on them. Then Nick and Helen said "This is too much like work!" and made Kevin do most of the work. If you don't believe me, well...go write your own review/history. Plus, Nick & Helen won WWII all on their own. Honest! They got a bunch of German Women to STOP being strippers, brought in some French Women, and everything was just fine after that. Ever seen a German Stripper from WWII? I rest my case.