Rant on DJs
mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:56 PM
Just got back from hitting 5 clubs in 2 days. Besides more hearing loss from excessive volume, I feel the need to rant on some DJ related BS from this adventure.
Incident #1:
Most of time I can't understand a single word the DJ says. I stop in this one club, and there's no dancers on stage. I sit around for 40 minutes chated with one dancer, and still no dancer on stage. I ask the girl, what's the deal with the stage show? She syas she doesn't know and will ask the manager for me. Next thing you know, music stop, dead slince, then:
DJ (perfectly clear voice): "So you want us to do our job and put some dancers on stage do you?"
Me: "uh, isn't that part of what you guys do here?"
DJ (perfectly clear voice): "Fine, I gues we'll do our job and put some dancers on stage, but if you turn out to be a cheep bastard we're going to have a problem."
Gulp.
Incient #2: (differnt club)
DJ anounces: "Uh, dude, no using you cell phone at the stage."
Now, I can't be 100% sure that was directed at me, but given the number of guys ITC and the location of the DJ booth... I'm think he's refering to me.
No Mr. DJ, that big square-ish thing in my hand is a big stack of one's. You bitch between each song to tip the dancers right? How you think I'm going to do that with out a stack of bills?
Incidnt #3: (yet another club)
Not some much an incident, but an observaton... Walk into this club, and not only is the music loud, but the situation is so bad the speakers are actually making a high pitch squaling sound at certain parts of the song. Yo Mr. DJ, I believe that's called clipping. Your speakers can't go any louder. Not only is that bad for you equipment, it's not remotely plesant to listen to.
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