$700 initially to one senorita but that was over 2 years ago for a full night of the works ...
this was with my absolute ATF, still sort of have to pay to play, but nowhere near that !!
max now for a newbie to come on board would be $300
$43,500 for lawyer,
$60,000 equity buy out,
$9,500 misc fees and exp. (Thank God she had a job - no alimony!)
I figure it worked out to $300 a pop over the 2 year marriage. She was not worth much in bed, but it was $133,000 well spent to get me out. Plus, even the craziest SC bitches never bitch as much as she did!
Dallas, you need a new lawyer. My most expensive divorce so far was around $50K for the buyout, which was actually reasonable because she worked too and that was probably close to her fair share (I kept the house and mortgage). The lawyer was less than a tenth what you spent.
Juice, maybe I'm just a slow learner. I actually enjoy the ride despite my complaints. I consider my marriages to have been successful, but when it's time to get out, I get out.
About $2K for a weekend romp with a couple of lovelies in Buffalo. I spent the weekend at their apartment while they took turns with me. No threeway action (both of them denied any lesbian tendencies), but it was fun nonetheless.
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this was with my absolute ATF, still sort of have to pay to play, but nowhere near that !!
max now for a newbie to come on board would be $300
I'm confused lol !
$43,500 for lawyer,
$60,000 equity buy out,
$9,500 misc fees and exp. (Thank God she had a job - no alimony!)
I figure it worked out to $300 a pop over the 2 year marriage. She was not worth much in bed, but it was $133,000 well spent to get me out. Plus, even the craziest SC bitches never bitch as much as she did!
You crazy bastard, NO woman is worth $2000 a night.
Was it good?
Q: Why do divorces cost so much?
A: Because they're worth it.
I once paid about $2500 to take an ATF to Miami for a long weekend, but it was for air, hotel, and expenses. No money went to her. Does that count?