This is the best strip club...

This is the best strip club EVER! If I could give it 10 stars, I would. I'm not a slime ball, but I've had my share of strip clubs. Hey, don't judge . . . they were for birthday events . . . yeaaaaaaah.

Girls: Like every strip club, there are some trashy looking girls here. The reason why I love this strip club is because the ratio was quite different. Instead of having a 1/6 hot girl to average/ugly girl ratio, the Spearmint Rhino had a 1/3 hot girl to average/ugly girl ratio. If you know anything about strip clubs, that is an amazing ratio!

Service: No, not that kind of service! The guys at the front door and front desk are very nice. They are really welcoming and have excellent customer service. The dancers are all nice, even the hot ones. Go figure! I probably had the best lap dance of my life here. I kid you not.