What is the smallest strip club you know of ?

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• ncjon

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  12 years ago

  It is is a small club located about twenty minutes outside of Charlotte. It used to be called the Star Lunge until recently.
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I've never actually been inside this place (it's just a bikini club) but I'm familiar with the area. In downtown Lansing, MI, last fall a place called Tini Bikini's opened in a building that used to be a regular bar. TUSCL has 2 reviews. One reviewer described it as the size of a "mobile home" and has room for 15 at the bar and table for 20. Another web site, described it as the size "of rail car" with a max capacity of 50. Just 2 to 3 dancers working seems to be what I hear
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Ncjon thanks for the info man Mo head the club I was reading about said it could hold 10 custamers and 5 dancers for it to still be cumfee but still very bizzy ! You thank that's true ncjon ?
• DandyDan

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  12 years ago

  The smallest I've been to is Fantasy Gentleman's Club (or whatever they call themselves these days) east of Topeka, Kansas on US 40 on what is essentially the back road between Topeka and Lawrence. It's listed here as Tecumseh, but it's less than 10 miles from downtown Topeka. It is essentially an old house off of what used to be the main highway. I think that when David Byrne sings "You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack", this may be the building he refers to. The bar is in the room you enter, and you make a right and once you are past the bar room, you have the stage room. You have the stage in the middle, with one ring of tables around the edge of the room. As you can imagine, everything is out in the open, so there is no room for extras. The only other place which is close to being as small that I've been to is Book em Dano's in downtown Denison, Iowa. It's essentially a downstairs bar, but they have more room for seating, a bigger stage and a private dance area. I suppose now that I think of it, the Out House east of Lawrence, Kansas is quite small, but it seems like the two I mentioned are smaller. But for pure claustrophobia, it is the Out House (whenever I've been there on a weekend, its crowded as all hell).
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  I don't recall the name, but there was a very small club on the OBT in Orlando many years ago. You walk in, a small bar, maybe 10-15', a small stage, then 3-4 chairs as the LD area.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Danydan hell ya son ! Clubber...orlando getting close 2 coco right ?.....
• MADDOG_ROMEO

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  12 years ago

  Juice, about 5 years ago there was a club in Dallas I went into, and only because it was practically across the street from my Hotel room....Don't even remember the name of it....Anyway, I go in and there must have been maybe 5 Customers in the joint AND it seemed CROWDED....Totally shocking, because you think Dallas and you think everything is 10 gallon BIG down there....Total Dive skankfest, needless to say - I grabbed a second beer....lol...
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  Locally, there is one called Diamond's Cabaret. If there were 25 people in the place, they'd be packed in like Sardines. The Body Shop Lounge is similarly small.
• Otto22

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  12 years ago

  Wiggles in Merritt Island, FL is about the size of a trailer. VIP room is not much larger than a dining room table.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Romeo lol...2nd beer...... George......that place sounds small : ) Otto....dinning room table shit son ! I never realy thought clubs would range on some of these extream small sides.... Be funny 2 watch my fat ass get around in one of these places lol !
• Corvus

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  12 years ago

  Talk of the Town in Vegas is the smallest I've been in. The main room was no larger than 40x30 if I remember correctly. Small stage, not much room for chairs, tiny bar, but naked girls!
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Palace in the Pines, Lowellville, OH. 2 clubs in one. The front club is bikini with alcohol. The back club is a nude juice bar. It is probably 12X30. One stage down the middle. About 20 FT long. Room for about 20 chairs around the stage. Canny & I visited it, earlier this month. I real shit hole, dive bar. He took one for the team. I passed. I am not into cows. See our reviews. LOL.
• PussyLick

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  12 years ago

  Outer Space club. 12x36....at best wall to wall. Actuall walking square footage would be more like 12x20. Pretty small
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Corvas damn ! Shadow I would have fucked that cow and you know I would have 2 lol ! Pussylick love the name : )
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  juice - I wouldn't leave you alone with my mother and she is dead. :)
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  LmFAO ! Shadow that was perrrrrfict !
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  I'm kind of surprised no one mentioned the Mons Venus in Tampa. While certainly larger than some of the "trailer sized" clubs mentioned here, for a world famous club, consistently rank in the Top Ten on TUSCL, and owned by Joe Redner (God bless him), it's a shockingly small club. The parking is virually non-existent. What few spaces it has is occupied by the dancers. The men's room is a fucking closet and the club itself is pretty gosh, darn small. It has adequate couches for dances, but table seating is very, very limited and it has no private VIP area. It has no bar area. Despite all that, I love the place. Small does not mean bad!
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  That's right mo'head ! Its all in how you use it !
• Corvus

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  12 years ago

  Heck, small (tight) is usually better!
• Corvus

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  12 years ago

  Of course smaller may not be better when considering big titties!
• bumrubber

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  12 years ago

  Jumbo's Clown Room!
• JacksonEsskay

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  12 years ago

  Daddy Rabbit's near Richmond VA . . . looks like it used to be a fast food restaurant.
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  Baltimore used to have some very narrow storefront clubs. Also New Orleans down by Royal St. And Seattle, years ago down by the docks. These places were just wide enough for a bar and barstools, but went back a ways. I don't think they build them that small any more.
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  juice, Cocoa Beach isn't all the far from Orlando.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  12 years ago

  @ corvus: I've been in Talk of the Town, and I think I've seen an even smaller club. In San Francisco, one of the clubs on Broadway was so small that they didn't even want the floor crowded with waitresses. It was a juice bar, so they had self serve soft drink machines just like in a fast food place.
• MADDOG_ROMEO

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  12 years ago

  Miami_Nights... Been a bunch of times, but the one in NOLA on Royal must have been so small I didn't even see it....All I remember on Royal is Art, Antiques, Botiques, Cafe's and shit like that....I do remember the one on Bourbon near Toulouse....
• Dolfan

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  12 years ago

  SugarDaddies in WBP is pretty small, smaller than a single wide trailer. Senorita's is also pretty darn small. In either one if there were 10 dancers and 15 customers it'd be pretty crowded. A single wide would be an upgrade. The first time I went to SD I was there in the afternoon and ended up at Tootsies at night - I felt like I walked into the Colosseum at Tootsies.
• Digitech

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  12 years ago

  Hmm. The notorious 'Lucky Lady Cabaret' on I-70 through Missouri is very small. It's a little stage with some chairs around it, and I think a couple of tables. There's a micro-VIP partitioned off from the floor with one couch and one bed, and that's it. The building is large, but also has a porn store and adult arcade in it. Another small one is a club in Kansas City not listed on TUSCL which used to be called Gerry's Silver Slipper. I think it's still open, but with a different name. The club is about the size of a dive bar. It has a couch against a wall for LDs, no VIP, some seats at the bar and maybe 4 tables. There's no stage, just a dance floor where the girls take their clothes off.
• Ermita_Nights

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  12 years ago

  Dog, the places I'm thinking of in NO were roughly centered around Iberville between Royal and Chartres. One was called the Artist Cafe. There were three or four of them, all narrow storefronts. They had some of the skankiest, ugliest girls I've ever seen. They might all be gone now. Last time I was in town, about a year ago, I could only find one and it was closed. The fancy antique stores are deeper in the Quarter on Royal, like between Bienville and Orleans. Check out the reviews for Artist Cafe, except for one shill they're all one star or less! Could this be the worst club in America? [view link]