Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

The place is right off a...

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magicin1969
May 24, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

The place is right off a main road, the 192. They share their parking lot with a bar and have no valet. It's not too much to look at from the outside. Or the inside. It's mid-sized with a good amount of tables and chairs. They only have one stage with 2 poles and only faces one part of the crowd. I think that would be very awkward one the nights they get busy, if they ever get busy. No one else was there for a while and by the time I left there were only 4 other customers and at least 15 girls.

This is a standard classic and modern rock/metal music type of place. I think I heard one dance song. The bouncers are dressed up in all black with rock band T shirts and spiked accessories. The DJ was not obnoxious like a lot of the DJs around this area. The drinks are regular club prices. The bartender was friendlier than most of the girls. They also have sports playing on their TV's instead of soft core porn.

The girls were average. I wasn't really impressed by any and wasn't too happy when I realized there would be no variety. All blondes and most had two body types. Either bone-thin or big-sloppy. There was one that was slim but still had some soft curves. They have $10 dances on the floor with extremely light contact. By the way, this is a topless club. Then there are $20 VIP dances in a smaller room. There isn't much privacy in the room because it's only one long bench on the 3 sides. They have nothing that separates the dances. For the most part, people seemed to focus on each other and not at everyone else. The room was also fairly dark with lights flashing around to enhance the moment. I had good fun with the girl I chose. She was very into her dances. I had decent contact but she was generous in giving, and made sure I left satisfied. I wouldn't come back here because nothing really stood out. The lack of variety from the dancers to the music to the atmosphere wasn't as appealing as it was at Clubhouse in Pantera. This place ends up just coming off as lame.

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