Ok dude I got cha ! Look save up $589.65......then ask a dancer to meet you OTC......then give her the money....strip down to a G String and jack off all over her !
1. No one here wants to see the lump in your pants. Many of our well-hung forum guys probably would make you look small. (VM, Clubber, 10 inches, etc.)
2. No one here gives a shit about "girls" clubs. We go to stripclubs to see beautiful women. Not guys dancing on G strings.
3. This forum is for guys and girls and female dancers. We talk about stripclubs where WOMEN dance, not male dancers. If you want to strip for women, call "Chippendals" and see if you can get an audition.
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You need to know 3 things about this site.
1. No one here wants to see the lump in your pants. Many of our well-hung forum guys probably would make you look small. (VM, Clubber, 10 inches, etc.)
2. No one here gives a shit about "girls" clubs. We go to stripclubs to see beautiful women. Not guys dancing on G strings.
3. This forum is for guys and girls and female dancers. We talk about stripclubs where WOMEN dance, not male dancers. If you want to strip for women, call "Chippendals" and see if you can get an audition.
Good luck.
PS: Get rid of the "self portrait".