To paraphrase the late, great Forrest...

To paraphrase the late, great Forrest Gump, this place is like a box of chocolates. You are just never sure what you are going to get. Went to Treasures shortly after they opened. Great deal. No cover and $1 domestic beers. I sampled a bit of pizza from the free buffet and loaded up on cheap beer while checking out the talent. The waitress and the bartend-ress were both very cute and, for a while, it looked like they were going to be the best looking women I would see on this visit. Finally saw 2 or 3 pretty attractive dancers. Tipped one of them onstage and she still looked great up close. She dropped by my table after getting off stage and turned out to be an interesting lady to talk to and, at that point, I was inclined to drop some cash and she seemed like the best option. Found out she was born in the same small town as I was (she brought it up before I did so I know she wasn't just BS-ing.) Ended up taking her back for a couple of $100 sessions and she was a lot of fun. Beautiful blonde but, sadly, I don't remember her name but she also mentioned she was leaving the stripping world and taking a "legit" job so I guess not being able to recommend her by name is not a big deal. In any case, got drunk pretty cheap and enjoyed some quality time with a quality dancer. That's the way Treasures seems to work out about every other time I've been there. Not bad odds. I will be back.