I was in Tampa for a...

I was in Tampa for a few days and had intentions of checking out a few of the local gentlemen's clubs. I had a room at the Ramada on Westshore Blvd., which happens to be right next door to Thee Dollhouse. So, what's a horny guy to do but skip the mandatory valet and just walk a 100 yards to the club.

I'd stopped in here about a year ago and was not impressed with the vibe or the talent so expectations were not particularly high. I paid the $10 cover and walked in to, surprise to me, a house full of women and customers. The place was jumpin'. On entering the large bar is up about three steps to your right. There is a small stage immediately in front of the bar. A much larger stage is to your left and numerous tables and chairs between the bar and stage. The whole place is rather large as clubs go and is more brightly lit than average. Music was loud but not obnoxious.

I went straight to the bar and found a seat and ordered a soft drink, which cost $5. Almost immediately a blond (~7-8, slender with fake tits) sat down next to me and started the usual conversation - where ya from, how long are you in town, etc. She did the usual stripper stuff like leaning in closely, rubbing my leg, whispering in my ear. Within about 10 minutes she popped the question and I agreed to a $30 lap dance. She took me just a bit past the end of the bar, pointed to a chair and told me to sit. No private room, no booth, not even a separate room. She danced something just slightly better than an air dance with no touching beyond just her arms and back. One and done as far as I was concerned.