The Client List

Yeah. Only in the movies.

LOL@Ishmael. Yeah, you're not going to find a girl as hot as JLH on back page. Watching HBO's bunny ranch series does not speak well for the brothel selections either. However, see if you can find pics of the escort that Elliott Spitzer was meeting. She was a knockout, for $5000-$7000 a session, or whatever it was. So, they are out there, but only people who actually are VIPs.

Of the couple dozen visits I've made to MPs I have only found two girls who were attractive enough to have worked as dancers. Although I have to say my first priority at a MP is a massage. One of those two was an Asian girl who was very cute and gave wonderful rubs. Just a great massage, and a very nice happy ending too.

The other girl was among the most beautiful I've ever spent time with. And we did spend some quality time together. She was easily as beautiful as JLH