Booby Trap On The River

The great 3 year decline. Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere…

The place itself seemed fine a little dated. The DJ just kept yelling but when he did let the music play it was urban music not bad really. No general seating unless…

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before…

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night…

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me.…

Overall had a good experience at BTR. Went for the first time at about 2am after a night out, and honesty was pretty dead on a Thursday night. Pretty much everywhere you…

I decided to go into Booby Trap on the River in the afternoon on a Saturday afternoon because I wanted to see what the hype was all about. For many celebrities (music…

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about…

This was the worst strip club I’ve ever experienced. Before you walk in you get felt up real good by security. I don’t think that’s a problem personally. I love knowing the other…

I probably went to early. 730 on a Monday I was the only dude there and there were eight girls ranging from 6 to 6 1/2. I went to the bar to get…

I checked into the Booby Trap on a Monday night not expecting much. It wasn't a Saturday so the place wouldn't be crowded which I prefer actually. When I entered…

I was just returning from a trip where I had a layover in Miami. My flight didn’t leave till Sunday morning so I figured I would find a club near the airport…

We were visiting Miami and got adventurous at midnight in the bout of drunken courage and decided to go to a strip club for the first time. So, we entered the club…

Was in Downtown Miami with a group of guys and we got the late night twitch for some fun.. Took an uber there and after rolling through an industrial back road we…

Continuing my last tourist stop - the Booby Trap on the river, close to my hotel by the airport. I should stress that if you want sex, skip the strip clubs and…

Will not spend time reviewing layout, etc. You can get a good insight on how the club looks like from their website. Went there around 2 PM trying to kill time between flights…

I went here on a Thursday night. The club was packed with people and some really gorgeous dancers. The dancers were mostly Latina but some black girls and maybe one white girl.…

From the moment I stepped in here, I knew it was a bad idea. First it was the disconnect between the cover charge ($25) and the condition of the place. I figured…

I arrived at around 11 PM via Lyft. There about 6 bouncers gathered our front. No one seemed interested and, in spite of being the only customer trying to enter, no…

I remember when this club first opened. It was clearly going to be a party club, being that it was pitching a 24/7 schedule, but I thought it would end up being…

This was the first strip club I have visited since they reopened during the COVID-19 pandemic. Booby Trap reopened on June 12, and I went on June 13. This was my first…

Nicely decorated, dancers available is 2 to 1, A lot of the dancers look beautiful and they definitely come in a variety of sizes from skinny to beautifully thick. The DJ and…

So I’ve been here a few times over the years. When they first re-opened, it was incredibly dead with hardly any girls. Then I didn’t come for a while.…

I went here on a Monday evening back in march after ultra. I figured with all the hotels still being full on monday their would be some people at the strip club.…

As I reached I was charged a $25 entry fee... it was my first time here, so while it seemed a bit steep, I was game to give it a chance. The…

Summary: Snazzy venue but in an industrial neighborhood. Music is VERY loud. Most dancers zaftig. Waitresses have snazzy-sexy uniforms. (Review applies to a Thursday, 21:30.) Prices: $10 before 22:00, $20 after. The website…

Fun interior with almost graffiti neon drawings on walls around dj, booth, at least 10 bottle service areas, small main stage with two satellite stages, fantastic music, kitchen, extremely large outside…

So I found myself with some hours to kill in Miami and went to check this site for reviews. Crap my VIP had expired! It was 12 noon so very very early…

So i usually go to bars on my weekends but i had been hearing about his strip club from friends saying it was great....i was feelling up to it one Friday night…

Didn't feel like driving to my favorite DD in Pompano, so decided to give this club a look. It wasn't difficult to find the club, as you can see it from…

Not a very experienced clubber but I'll give what I thought. I never felt grossed out or impressed by the surroundings. The club has three stages but only the center one is…

I stopped by this club on a Saturday afternoon about 2 Pm and I was the only customer - very odd experience. But the girls did start to dance - for me.…

The club was in good shape, a lot of your typicall Miami wanna be bad boy seen, a little ghetto for my taste. I am more of an Scarletts fan, but decided…

I tried this club for the first time last week. I'm typically into black clubs where I can get dances for $5, but don't mind getting a dance or two from a…

After a late night on South Beach, decided to pop in here on a Friday night around 3 am. Compared to Booby Trap Doral, this club is much less aggressive on…

This Spanish club is the fourth Booby Trap club in the Miami area. It is located near the Miami Casino (Miami Jai Alai). The road outside the club is kind of rough…

The clubs physical description matches the descriptions I've heard of the club that used to occupy this space (stilettos). In regards to the wait staff they are often "unaware" of the drink…

Will break up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion ---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another very long rambling PC review thus the usual disclaimer to skip it if short on time or…

I went for a dance in the private area of the bar. The dancer was not in a hurry to start a dance. When the song started…

This is a couple of reviews from two visits a couple of weeks before the club was added. Not quite sure how to review a brand new club. But here goes. Booby…