Booby Trap On The River

The great 3 year decline.

Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere between 7-9am.

I came here after gold rush arriving around 4:30-5am ish.

$20 parking
$40 cover
Busted ear drums

This...

The place itself seemed fine a little dated. The DJ just kept yelling but when he did let the music play it was urban music not bad really. No general seating unless you reserve a table so you do have to stand around the bar otherwise.

Most of the girls were...

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before a flight, didn't want to make the drive to a good club (mistake), and this is the closest...

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks more like a club than a strip club - but this one was particularly bad....

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was already pretty drunk otherwise I probably would not have gone in honestly. Inside was pretty clean...