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Now is the time to schedule your vasectomy

Mar 17, 2017, 5:43 AM
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JohnSmith69
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layin low but staying high

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ATACdawg

Yeah! I think I'll schedule a second vasectomy for March Madness! ;-)

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rockstar666

They have this ad campaign in IL too. I was snipped years ago....and it was in the summer.

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crazyjoe

No thanks

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JuiceBox69

Wear do I sign up LMFAO

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RandomMember

Getting snipped is such an easy procedure and something I've never had the slightest regret about.

OT sorry: Was driving a dancer back to the club in the wee hours of the morning, and she got paranoid about whether I was lying about the vasectomy. She wanted to know whether to she should go to Walgreen and get "Plan B." So an hour later, I took a cell-phone pic of my vasectomy notes and sent it to her. Calmed her down, and we had about a three-month arrangement after that.

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RandomMember

*story

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Dominic77

Amen. I was snipped over 10 years ago. Best decision ever.

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rockstar666

I got mine done in 1998. Great decision as I hate condoms.

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jackslash

Q. Why don't basketball players have babies? A. Because they always dribble before they shoot.

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georgmicrodong

My vasectomy is older than the last girl who had my dick in her mouth. When I told her, she started calling me "Daddy." It was weird, and hot at the same time.

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shadowcat

Got mine done 40 years ago!

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Dominic77

Wow. 1977. That was a good year.

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Papi_Chulo

At 47 I def don't wanna have any kids and even less be a stripper's baby-daddy, but I don't like going under the knife especially in such a sensitive area.

I've put it off b/c I have not had a regular sex partner in the last few years so easier to bite the bullet - perhaps they will develop a laser procedure that is less invasive and quick/no recovery time

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rockstar666

Papi, there's no knife any more. No bags of frozen peas either. Just get it done; your insurance may even pay for it if you're married.

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Dominic77

Mine was quick and zero recovery. There was a stitch or two but that was it. Easiest procedure in the world.

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Papi_Chulo

Thanks for the info fellas

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Corvus

Good thing strippers can have babies because based upon all the comments above, the TUSCL crowd is not very fertile.

Probably a good thing too!

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Dominic77

If they got money to pay for a kid, more power to them. Count me out.

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JohnSmith69

Papi, there is nothing to it. Sore for a few days and that's it.

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shadowcat

Papi - Maybe you and a stripper can go into business together. :)

dailymail.co.uk

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ATACdawg

papi: I got mine "old style" 31 years ago. Snipped and cauterized to prevent accidents. I drove home and never needed an ice pack of any kind.

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