Now is the time to schedule your vasectomy

Yeah! I think I'll schedule a second vasectomy for March Madness! ;-)

They have this ad campaign in IL too. I was snipped years ago....and it was in the summer.

No thanks

Wear do I sign up LMFAO

Getting snipped is such an easy procedure and something I've never had the slightest regret about.

OT sorry: Was driving a dancer back to the club in the wee hours of the morning, and she got paranoid about whether I was lying about the vasectomy. She wanted to know whether to she should go to Walgreen and get "Plan B." So an hour later, I took a cell-phone pic of my vasectomy notes and sent it to her. Calmed her down, and we had about a three-month arrangement after that.

*story

Amen. I was snipped over 10 years ago. Best decision ever.

I got mine done in 1998. Great decision as I hate condoms.

Q. Why don't basketball players have babies? A. Because they always dribble before they shoot.

My vasectomy is older than the last girl who had my dick in her mouth. When I told her, she started calling me "Daddy." It was weird, and hot at the same time.

Got mine done 40 years ago!

Wow. 1977. That was a good year.

At 47 I def don't wanna have any kids and even less be a stripper's baby-daddy, but I don't like going under the knife especially in such a sensitive area.

I've put it off b/c I have not had a regular sex partner in the last few years so easier to bite the bullet - perhaps they will develop a laser procedure that is less invasive and quick/no recovery time

Papi, there's no knife any more. No bags of frozen peas either. Just get it done; your insurance may even pay for it if you're married.

Mine was quick and zero recovery. There was a stitch or two but that was it. Easiest procedure in the world.

Thanks for the info fellas

Good thing strippers can have babies because based upon all the comments above, the TUSCL crowd is not very fertile.

Probably a good thing too!

If they got money to pay for a kid, more power to them. Count me out.

Papi, there is nothing to it. Sore for a few days and that's it.

Papi - Maybe you and a stripper can go into business together. :)

papi: I got mine "old style" 31 years ago. Snipped and cauterized to prevent accidents. I drove home and never needed an ice pack of any kind.