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skibum609
Massachusetts
Weeknight trip club visit last week and had interest in just watching some sports and then full contact/no extras laps with under 21 dancers. They were there, but for some reason I just couldn't get interested. Headed to Desires for a change of scenery and met a dancer I had not seen before. While I am a spinner fan, she was over the line and a little too skinny for me. Very pretty face and as it was a slow night she was eager and anxious. Despite being relatively new and 21 she did have a menu, but I am never a fan of negotiating and even less of a fan of condoms, and having no experience with her I decided a 15 min room, no extras, instead of two $25 laps as a test drive. Once I committed, she became affectionate and indicated that as with many other dancers in the club a 15 min room came with a hj and if I wanted to tip that was my choice. As we chat and I get the usual wow you look much younger speech, she also tells me she likes giving handjobs to older men because "they come less and are easier to clean up because it just dribbles out". We both got a laugh over that. So off we go and she is fun. Sweet, tight pussy, great kisser, throws in some sucking and tongue as she strokes me and agrees to let me cum on her tits. She's sitting on the couch and I am standing there an I notice that she is skilled at adjusting her position so that whenever I get "too close" she manages to use her hands, mouth and body to get me back at arms length. I then realizes she has placed me in the cum less and dribble category, so I stop trying the get close and decide no pending semen notification. She is so intent on keeping me at arm's length she fails to notice that she isn't paying attention to cock angle and location. My first shot gets her right on her right cheekbone; she opens her mouth in surprise and to my regret shot number 2 just misses a hole in one and hits her in the lower lip. The third shot hits her right between her breasts, and then a few spasms and we're done. She then says: "I only have 3 wet naps". We laugh, I have kleenex and we sit and have another beer. She then indicates that next time she would be willing to do bbbjcim and writes down her cell #, which goes into the trash with my empty beer on the way out. Why? 3 day ski weekend coming up, with a 4 couple Saint Paddy's day hot tub party.
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Telling lots of lies: A+
Keeping story consistent: F
Writing in paragraphs: F
Being a right-wing whack job: A+
Seems to me you've been smoking too much dogshit
LOL
Actually, I'll take @SkiBum's directness any day over the goofy, neurotic, over-romanticized, romance novel approach we get from @Smith.
SJG
But, I also live in Rhode Island and go to Desires (I'm not that keen on RI Dolls, though). What he describes as being available there is well within reason.
For what it's worth...
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On second thought, you're right. I'm as partisan as sin itself. Let's talk about something more relevant like quantum computing or @Smith's second adolescence.
Random, see above. The researchers are trying to construct a 2 qubit quantum "logic gate" or sorts. Most of the research I see is around building a C-NOT gate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controlled…
--> "Operation[edit]
The CNOT gate operates on a quantum register consisting of 2 qubits. The CNOT gate flips the second qubit (the target qubit) if and only if the first qubit (the control qubit) is
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In computing science, the controlled NOT gate (also C-NOT or CNOT) is a quantum gate that is an essential component in the construction of a quantum computer. It can be used to entangle and disentangle EPR states. Any quantum circuit can be simulated to an arbitrary degree of accuracy using a combination of CNOT gates and single qubit rotations. The CNOT gate is the "quantization" of a classical gate." --> END QUOTE
Most of the research is very tweaky and the accuracy often breaks down "after a while." So they are about as reliable as methanol fuel cells (haha!). So it's all premadonna stuff ATM.
The idea is to build a useful quantum computer, you'd need 200 qubits, like Tx wrote. so far we're trying to build ones with 2 qubits, as one C-NOT gate, with mixed results. I think they use electrons on a superconductor wire or trapped ionized gas as the qubits, for now.
Thanks TxTittyfag !! :)
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No disrespect skibum609, but Dougster does have a point about writing in paragraphs. I know that TUSCL isn't the Algonquin round table (I view it as more of an Algonquin kiddy table) but the crazy stories told on here are easier to digest if served in bite-sized pieces.
That said, the story is aces and the reactions are priceless! Frankly, I don't care if the stories are true as long as they are entertaining! ;)
Lol!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_co…
SJG
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