FL to NJ

Had the opportunity to spend about 24 hours in Newark for work and based on reviews of the area I wanted to sample some of the Newark and Elizabeth area clubs. As you can imagine being in town for 24 hours 8 of which being for work it does not leave me with a lot of wiggle room but I’d like to think I made the most of it from a recon perspective. I was in town the Wednesday following the storm so this perhaps was in inopportune time as it was cold and snow was all over the place. I live in south Florida so I never have to deal with snow and I’ve been to places where it snows plenty of times. However, this was the first time where I actually had to navigate it myself thus hampering my visits as well. Ended up visiting six clubs (Vic’s day and evening shift, Pardizio’s evening and night shift, Lookers night shift, Pacemakers night shift, Slicks night shift, and Candygirls night shift). Probably won’t write a review for all as most of them I was only in for about 20-30 mins max. Side note: TUSCL list Slicks as closed but they are definitely open.

Wasn’t to impressed with the NJ quality of dancer particularly in this joint. And I’m not hard to impress. I could couldn’t care less about how the dancer looks in the face. I’m a body guy so when I look at quality from a PL perspective I’m referring to the dancer’s waist, thigs, hips and ass and how proportionate they are to each other. I also look to see if the dancer has a big gut. To me that is the lone determinate of rather a dancer is thick or fat. IMO there is a vast difference between the two. One could be thick and still not have a phat ass or big tits but as long as they don’t have a gut I’ll consider them thick. But if you have all of those things and still have a gut, to me you are fat because they are not proportionate. So considering that theory of mine, out of all the clubs I frequented who on average had 3-5 dancers which giving the circumstance was a pretty good number, there were only 3 dancers that really caught my eye. And that’s outside of Lookers. That club is all Latina with a lot of manufactured assets which I’m cool with but not really a fair point to judge against the black clubs. None of them where at this place either.

Got to Pardizios a bit after 4 after navigating the snow every where and finding a parking spot right on the street in front of the club. Walk in, no cover at this time that I can recall and ordered a beer after waiting for about 3 minutes while the bartender played on her phone. All reviews that stated that the business transactions happen barside were almost immediately affirmed upon entrance as I noticed a rather large chick RCG’in a patron on the left side of the bar. She was not at all my type as she was a big with absolutely no curves what so ever. In fact there about 4 dancers there all of which were not pleasing to the eye. However, I did get propositioned a few times as expected but I did not partake as no one here tickled my fancy. So I left and headed to Vics which was not far at all with the intent of coming back that night. Came back again around 1030 or so and to my dismay the same exact girls were there plus one who again just didn’t do it for me. Different and more attentive bartender this time so I ordered a drink, sipped half of it and could no longer stomach the shit show so I bailed.