Ever been oddly surprised at the ease ofhooking up with someone?

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IronFox22
Ohio
Has anyone here, at some point in their life, ever gotten sex with a civilian girl in which the whole thing seemed too easy? Maybe you happened to meet someone at a weird location (bookstore, grocery store) where hook-ups don't usually develop. Or maybe you met a chick at a bar or club who seemed out-of-your-league hot but were able to pull it off anyway. These things seem to happen when a woman has had a bad day (just had a fight with a boyfriend, just broke up with someone, is single but had a terrible day at work, etc).

I guess the equivalent in the stripper world would be hooking up with a stripper for free or for a tiny fraction of what she might usually demand.

Anyway, just curious if anyone has ever gotten one of these lucky conjunctions.

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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
If this happened to you be careful - good-chance she's a tranny
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MrDeuce
8 years ago
Nope, can't say that's ever happened.

Papi -- ha!
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larryfisherman
8 years ago
No. I'm still young though, hopefully it happens one day!
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GoVikings
8 years ago
Nope
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ime
8 years ago
Sometimes it is just luck, or just not caring and something good happens, key is to recognize it and go with it. Don't put the pussy on a pedastel.
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etsutwigg222
8 years ago
Happened 30 years ago to me. Car was on side of highway with flat. I had no where urgent to be, so thought I would get a good karma building deed in. Pulled in behind car and walked up to passenger side front door. Window rolled down and a nice looking mid 20's girl was behind wheel. She stated she had a spare, but hubby had not put jack back in trunk before he left on business trip. I used my jack and changed tire while she stood watching out for passing traffic. After changing tire, my hands were rather dirty. She insisted I follow her home to clean up, since I was about an hour away from home. It was only 10 miles away, so I followed her home. I had a spare shirt in my golf bag that I changed into after cleaning my hands and face. She offered to buy my dinner for the help at a restaurant about a mile away. We took my car, had a meal of burgers, pleasant (non-flirting) hour or so, and then took her home to be on my way. Pulled into her driveway and she leaned over kissed my cheek, then starting rubbing jr. 30 minutes later I was heading home with a memory of a bj, cowgirl, and cim in the front seat of my car. For the next few months, I stopped often to assist but never hit the jackpot again.
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jester214
8 years ago
Sure.

I fly a fair bit for work, twice I've hooked up with women sitting next/close to me.
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GACA
8 years ago
Used to happen college years all the time. My first year of college I worked at a now closed music store (where one could buy cds). Anyway a girl and her friend walked in and wanted to hangout after I got off. I got laid even with me not believing it was going to happen. And really fucked my expectations on how easy sex should be to come by after my college years were long gone
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rogertex
8 years ago
I'm sure everyone's got lucky not just GACA & etsutwigg.

etsutwigg - "I stopped often to assist but never hit the jackpot again."
LOL - nice story !

Just for kicks - each TUSCLer should go to their neighborhood civilian hangout with a smile and spend like you would in a strip club. Lady luck will come to you. Likely on her knees.

I still like hard bodied, pole dancing, perky and seen-it-all strippers

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K
8 years ago
I've had a few incidents but not nearly as two friends of mine. It happens often to handsome well built men. I need to rely on my wallet's good looks
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RandomMember
8 years ago
Brings back a fond memory of being 19-yrs-old and working in the college library. There was a hot 24-yr-old grad student working at the desk and I didn't have the confidence to hit on her. One day she caught me working in the book stacks in the basement and asked me to her house -- just out of the blue. Awkward sex that night (I'm no @JohnSmith), and she dumped me right after. I wanted to keep seeing her.
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Mate27
8 years ago
Would this also apply to the ease of some syrippers that I've met willing to hook up for free?

I met one after I tipped, she came to me at the bar and asks if I have a girlfriend. After which I replied no, a few minutes go by and she said "can I suck your dick? Wanna fuck?"

I've had pornstar style sex before, but outside in the desert was a first for me with this stripper.
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sharkhunter
8 years ago
If some random girl tries to take me home out of the blue in a strip club, I think scam or set up. Although I had a feeling the last girl may have been serious. Maybe some girls just go up to guys and say they want to leave and go back to their place to do whatever they want to do all the time. It doesn't happen to me that often though. I'd have to be crazy and very horny to do that with a total stranger in a strip club. On the other hand maybe some girls are crazy and horny and think strip clubs are the place to go shopping for available guys.
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impala
8 years ago
Like GACA, use to happen all the time to me 25 years ago. I remember one time going into an office supply store, can't even remember why I went in but was given assistant by this hot college girl. Well, after about a 10 minute discussion she told her boss she wasn't feeling well and had to leave, 15 minutes after that she was in my bed. I wonder what her name was? Boy do I miss those days!
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rockstar666
8 years ago
Only once. Met from her C/L add, fucked right away and now 7 years later are soul mates. I'll spare the details.
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Mate27
8 years ago
^^^ "I'll spare the details", or you mean one detail. She's your wife.
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Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
8 years ago
Nah. I've never been that lucky.
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JohnSmith69
8 years ago
I was surprised at how relatively easy it eventually turned out to be to duck women in on line dating after a date or two. It took me a while to fully understand this but many, probably most, will spread their legs after two dates. Unfortunately I didn't want to duck most of them because they were kinda fat or ugly, and at the time I was ducking a half dozen very young strippers. Plus a few of them were psycho. But the pussy is widely available from a lot of desperate MIlFs.
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