Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd Tempe, AZ 85283

Disapponting Visit

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proginohio
Mar 20, 2017, 5:42 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I was staying in Scottsdale and was looking at the reviews. I knew enough to avoid Scottsdale clubs based on what I read. I also saw desertscrub was native to the area so I sent him a PM. In the mean time, I headed to Christie's based on the reviews. Club was pretty crowded, but it is a large place so there were plenty of seats. I got a $4 water and grabbed a seat. Dancers were on the main stage (there appeared to be a few other stages but they were not in use). They did two dancers at a time. First dance was clothed for the most part and the second was topless. They rotated a new girl up on stage for each song. Not much interaction at the stage so I didn't partake in that. Lots of girls were circulating and one finally stopped. She was nice but not really my time. She said table dances were $10 with no contact, $25 for semi-private with minimal contact and $300 for 30 mins with much contact. She suggested we do the $25 and she would make sure I got a lot of contact. So, I said ok. and we headed back. She asked if I liked ass or tits. I said tits and she said she'd make sure to tailor her dance to my preference. Surprisingly, she kept her word and I got the handle the goods and she make sure she used her tits for me. Sadly, they were full of silicon and I hate that. She got called to the on-deck circle after one song so I paid and tipped her. Sat and watched some more when a petite Asian approached. She gave me the price and contact rundown and I assumed that she'd take care of me too. I was sadly mistaken. We went to the $25 area and touching her ass was all that was allowed. Just did one song and, in a first for me, I asked for change from my $40. Thinking that was a fluke, I got a visit from a bubbly Hispanic chick who had waaaay too much caffeine. Anyway, she sat with me for a bit and then was called onstage. She came back after and I thought I'd take one more chance. She, too, was no contact in the $25 area. At this point, I said fuck it and left. As I was leaving, I checked my messages and desertscrub had gotten back to me. He suggested Christine's or Hiliter. I told him my experience at Christine's and he seemed surprised. I almost went to Hiliter but decided I needed sleep more than tits and called it a night.

Maybe I had a bad night because it was a Saturday night with a NASCAR, Cubs pre-season baseball games and NCAA BBall games in town and they were pushing the $300 dances instead. Next time I'm in town, I'll skip this place and try desertscrub's other recommendations.

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