Eh, basically a dump

I visited the Dollhouse on Thursday at about 9:00 PM. There was no one at the door checking ID’s or charging a cover. As I walked in there were two girls on stage, not really dancing just talking a screwing around. I went to the bar and ordered a Bud Light which was $2.00. Wow, a $2.00 beer in a strip club, I have never had a beer that cheap in a club. I asked if it was happy hour and he said yea.

The club is the same club for the past 30 years. It is kind of a square where you enter on one corner and the stage is on the opposite corner. Unfortunately it looks like they haven’t updated anything for the past 30 years. I used to go there when it first opened and it was a very classy cool club. Now it is pretty much a dump that needs new carpet, bar, stage, etc, etc, etc.

There were maybe 5 people working and one other customer sitting at the bar. The DJ was a big AA guy, the bartender was an average size AA guy and two dancers. One dancer was Latino that was about 40 pound over weight and was a 3. The other one was an AA dancer who was cute and about an 8. Her name was Gloria.

We sat and talked for a while. She have been there for four years and had been around. So I asked about dances. They were $20 in an open booth and $35 in bigger booth with a curtain. So we went back and did a $20 dance. She did a great job for Columbus dancers so I said how about a $35 dance? She said the usual, oh their much better…. Yea right, but let’s try one. It was topless with pasties and just a G-string. She did another great job, I could touch everywhere but the bikini. And really didn’t try, this is Columbus.

So in summary, the club is a dump, one girl was a dump, but one girl was great and the beer was cheap. I may go back but it will be a while.