Boring

Visited about a month ago, in town for a morning meeting and schedule an evening flight back home. This place or Mons is probably closest to the airport and for experience and what I read Mons is not really great during the day. Parked on the side of the building, not many cars and that should have been my first sign. Anyways, walked in, you end up in a little entrance way where you pay the entry fee ($10), I arrived at 2 pm and was not charged, so I assume they start charging sometime later in the afternoon or I was just lucky. The night time fee is $20. Girls can give you half off passes to get in, I had about 20 at home but I forgot them. As you walk in, there is a bar to your left. No Alcohol here, I ordered a water, gave the bartender a $20 gave me all change in ones. I would guess the water was $5 or $6, but I didn’t count the change. As for the rest of the club, a few high tables straight in front of you and a few low tables to your right. And some chairs around the stage. It is not very big inside. Right pass there is the bathroom, no troll during the day and it was clean enough. The stage is nice, three poles and the DJ booth are to the right of the stage, next to the downstairs dance room. On the opposite side of the club is the VIP room (I have only been in one, not sure if there is more than one) and a set of stairs that goes up to the spaceship. During the day when the club Is slow, fun can be had upstairs in the spaceship, you are not really bothered by anyone.

As I walked in, I noticed there were no customers but me. It is pretty common here, so if you shy this may not be the place for you, but usually I expect three or four guys. A lot of daytime regulars that come in, get dances from their girl and leave. I stopped as I knew a couple of day dancers here that showed me a good time, I knew one had moved on but thought the other may be working. She was not. I sat in a low table to the front of the stage and didn’t see a dancer for 15 minutes. Glad I had my phone. Anyways, after 15 minutes a dancer comes out. A little on the heavy side, walks over to me and made small talk and was rubbing my leg. Asked if I wanted dances, quoted $25 in the dance room plus the $5 to get in the room but said if I wanted really fun it could be had for $200 upstairs in the spaceship. I declined and she walked away. During this time another guy walked in and sat on the other side of the club. Another dancer came over to me, a bit thinner than the last but still on the heavy side, she didn’t even bother to sit, just asked If I wanted a dance. I declined again. Turns out only 3 girls were working, not sure if more come in later in the afternoon. The best of the group was probably a five. I sat there for about an hour hoping the diamond in the rough came out from the back, it never happened. I never saw a girl dance on stage the whole time, I decided to call it a day and head to the airport. Properly should of drove over to Ybor in the first place and work my way back towards the airport. I know this place is a tourist trap but if you are in the area, it is worth a visit, sometimes they have a diamond but don’t count on it. Enjoy