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FIGHT! WE MUST FIGHT THIS FOUL CORONA BEAST!

THEWHITEKNIGHT

Camelot

TO ME! TO ME! FOR ALL BREASTS ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND!

WE'VE FOUGHT GONNERIA, WE'VE BATTLED SYPHILIS, CLASHED BLADES WITH HERPES
(although admittedly lost to all 3, this I grant you)

THIS VIRUS WE NOT BE OUR END, NOT THIS DAY, NOT IN OUR TIME AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT IN OUR STRIP CLUBS
NAAAAAAY I SAAAAAY!
I SHOUT
RALLY! ALL AT ONCE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *TRUMPET SOUND*



OF COURSE WHILE I STAY BACK
AND DRAW MY SWORD AND POINT IT THE SUN AND HOLD WITH NARY AN ITCH WHILE MY SQUIRE PAINTS A FINE PORTRAIT