TO ME! TO ME! FOR ALL BREASTS ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND!
WE'VE FOUGHT GONNERIA, WE'VE BATTLED SYPHILIS, CLASHED BLADES WITH HERPES (although admittedly lost to all 3, this I grant you)
THIS VIRUS WE NOT BE OUR END, NOT THIS DAY, NOT IN OUR TIME AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT IN OUR STRIP CLUBS NAAAAAAY I SAAAAAY! I SHOUT RALLY! ALL AT ONCE CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMPET SOUND
OF COURSE WHILE I STAY BACK AND DRAW MY SWORD AND POINT IT THE SUN AND HOLD WITH NARY AN ITCH WHILE MY SQUIRE PAINTS A FINE PORTRAIT
