Boober Eats - Strip club food delivery.
Social distancing be damned—Portland will not go without its strippers, even during a global pandemic.
Lucky Devil Lounge is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it's calling—wait for it—"Boober Eats."
"I originally did it at first as a joke," says club owner Shon Boulden, "and it got 150 shares on Facebook—like nothing we've ever had before. So I was like, 'Well shit, why don't we just try to do this?'"
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Lucky Devil has a full food menu and non-alcoholic drinks, like ginger beer and Red Bull, available for delivery. The process is similar to many the home drop-off systems that have sprung up overnight as a way for restaurants and breweries to continue operating during the health crisis: Simply peruse the menu online, give the business a call and place your order.
The twist comes when your food shows up. Instead of being greeted a harried driver in jeans and a hoodie, your meal is hand-delivered by two dancers.
"They'll wear pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second and then we'll move along," Boulden says. "We'll still stay a reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well."
If you'd like to record this bizarre slice-of-life moment that's about as Portland as things can get in a pandemic, the strippers will also pose for photos.
The transition not only helps keep Lucky Devil's performers working—Boulden pulled the plug at his venue last night following Gov. Kate Brown's order—but also other employees: guards are now driving and providing security at each drop.
And even though it just launched, the service seems to be a hit.
"We're getting orders right now from Vancouver to Tigard," Boulden says. "It's pretty crazy. We've got a whole team of people ready to deliver food and some cheer."
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Improvise; Adapt; Overcome........ We'll figure it out.
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Pretty good idea actually. The club still is making $ and the girls still get to meet customers and probably make a little extra $ on the side.
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I ordered milk
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Take it national, baby! I'd buy into that IPO.
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Whole new meaning for "Meals on wheels"
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I might have to get the wife's permission and try this out if we go into lockdown.
@jimmiedean call it "Meals on Heels"
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I sent that link to my boss and he thinks it's a great idea...💡
Sooooo.... we'll see! 🔆
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EndlessSummer delivering tacos is sooo hawt. 😍🌮💃
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Keeping Portland weird
Actually a pretty good idea
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Hopefully if San Antonio clubs shut down, they will follow suit. Wouldn’t even need a change in outfits really. Just wear the pasties and larger underwear and butt spray as per usual. And then customers can get their $3.99-4.99 steak and fries to boot 😜
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Portland is great 😁
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@nicespice if you can't find work elsewhere you should come out and do stripper deliveries for the one decent Filipino restaurant out here. "Past Pood Delibery Serbice". 😝
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Home delivery with one more dining option, some DATY. Great idea.
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Sounds like a bad idea to me.
Not everything has to sexualized, I do not need food delivered by strippers, when I want to see strippers I go to strip clubs or TJ.
Not everything has to be sexualized, for instance:
Ever visit a to go Coffee shop with bikini baristas, what a waste of money for at best average Coffee but you tip more money because she is wearing a bikini.
Smh.
Another one: Bikini Haircuts, I paid twice as much for a cousin to get a haircut because the girl was wearing a bikini, nice view average haircut, expected way above market tip.
And finally breasterants:
Eye candy at a restaurant is fine but good food at decent prices are my priority when looking for some where to eat.
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