TUSCL News

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Inside improvements but Dances are still Meh

When in on 6/27/20 around 9:00 pm So club has been open as well as the bar next door for the past 3 weeks. No specific rules for masks, Club side does not serve…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Coronas has killed this Parrot. Go with low expectations.

I love this place. A year ago I would have rated this place as my atf! This recent visit changes all that. It was a mostly terrible experience, but ymmv. Also, this visit is from…

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Socially Distanced Club Wish List?

Assuming that clubs are still struggling with social distancing and whatever else into next year, what are things that would make the strip club experience more bearable?

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Club COVID

If you guys were gonna open an underground club, would you advertise it or just let word of mouth do the work for you?

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Corona-Stupid

I am probably in at least the top 5 of "oldest" members here on TUSCL (oldest as in joining the site) and I've managed to not say too much either direction during the COVID crisis respecting everyones views but I…

Politics

When America needed a Commander in Chief, America got a traitor.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1277341022167564288 From: Don Winslow-an American author most recognized for his crime and mystery novels. Many of his books are set in California. Five of his novels feature private investigator Neal Carey. He has also co-written screenplays for Savages, Satori, and other…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Hope they figure this out!

Wanted to go and check out the new covid world. Complete disappointment Charged a cover at 3 in the afternoon with absolutely no girls working the floor! I get you have to limit the number…

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Some people really need to start going to strip clubs instead

https://www.ladbible.com/technology/gaming-sex-addict-suing-twitch-for-20-million-over-scantily-clad-streamers-20200626 Twitch is being sued for $25 million (£20 million) by a viewer who has complained of exposure to "overly suggestive and sexual content." The suit, which was filed in California earlier this month (thanks, Dexerto), also demands a number of…

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Stir Crazy

I have ventured out of my house about 6 times in the last 4 months. I really miss all my stripper friends. Not that I remember any of their names except Nicespice, but each one of them always…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Surprising visit

Try this again w/o the extra entry. Wanted to unwind on Thursday evening for an hour so stopped by the one place I thought might be open, Club Pink. This is a small club…

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What would you name Your Strip Club?

So I have only been to 1 SC re-opening since the "Corona." I was driving around "small town America" and went through some old cities that have very old downtown/main street businesses/buildings (barber, jewelry store, mom and pop diner, hardware…

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Enjoy your last week of clubbing guys

Well America is about to shut back down so I want all my brothers here to enjoy your last week at the spots. Get all the connects u need for OtC, be blessed, and stay safe. Hope y’all enjoyed the…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Evening Visit 6/27/20

I arrived around 9:30. No temp check, No ID scan, No mask requirement. Barbie was working at the entrance and waved me in. I got a coors light for $5.25 and took…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

GC back and rolling

Went around 2 and sit at the end of the bar, I go here often and the only thing that has changed is carpet and it looks like it was left over from going out…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Finally back at the RR

First time back in the strip bars in over 3 months - did not know what to expect. Better than I thought. Girls did not have to wear masks while dancing. However, the did wear…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

Surprisingly fun time at Club Pink

Wanted to unwind on Thursday evening for an hour so stopped by the one place I thought might be open, Club Pink. This is a small club on Powerline Rd just south of…

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Two mask lap dance?

I’m thinking this Covid thing is going to be around for some time. And that in some places, at some times – between the intersection of health or club policy, patron caution, and dancer comfort level – the choice…

Pittsburgh: Rundown of the Steel City

No not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m gonna try tell you about them with this overview. I think Pittsburgh is a cool city, really it’s so sculpted by the hilly terrain and makes for some interesting neighborhoods. I think it’s underrated. And PNC park I think is one of the Crown Jewels of baseball parks. The strip club scene was just ok at best. This was a mix of visits preCovid and post CoVid 2019-2020. Divey kind of joints Controversy- This was a shit hole imo. Cover is…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Babes never changes

Went to Babe’s around 7 only few girls and less people in club. Sat at the bar nothing changed in last 30 years and still needs closing down for cleaning or maybe just blowing up…

Politics

Cosby, Ferguson, and “Homosexualization” of Black Kids

And now for something completely different. Crazy Christian extremest conspiracy theory. From The Friendly Atheist website, a TUSCL fav. https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/28/christian-extremists-link-cosby-ferguson-and-homosexualization-of-black-kids/ "Perhaps eager to keep up with the trend of bizarre conspiracy theories from the Right, radical anti-gay activist Scott Lively — who…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Might be my go-to now

After another strike out at H8 and Bogarts I cane back to criket. I’ve stuck with the other 2 because of some great favorites but haven’t seen them back and we may have lost them…

Politics

Popo Wanna Donut?

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/protesters-outside-mike-pences-megachurch-speech-tempt-police-with-donuts-on-sticks/ As Vice President Mike Pence spoke at a Texas megachurch on Sunday, protesters outside the building taunted police officers with donuts on sticks.

Politics

AXIOS: Trump’s superpower turns to kryptonite

https://www.axios.com/trumps-superpower-turns-to-kryptonite-8a3f417e-0bce-461d-a6e8-7a6a036f42b1.html Posted below a graphic of a NYT Upshot/Siena College Poll showing Biden leading Trump in 6 'battleground' states: Michigan, Wisconsin, Penn, Florida, AZ & N Carolina. "No president in our lifetime has enjoyed a more mesmerizing, seemingly unbendable hold on his…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Not worth my time

If you are a Strip Club and you are open for business, then there is an expectation of a strippers and a show, even if there only a few of us in the place.…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

The mighty Deje Vu juggernaut may be ebbing

Made my second venture out into the post-lockdown realm of Minneapolis strip clubs. I believe this is the only downtown club that is open that is fully nude. I always go in with great hopes of…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Horny during the Pandemic

Went to TJs because it is the only gentlemen’s club that is open during this pandemic, the other clubs near me were temporarily closed until further notice. Before getting into the club a bouncer took your…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Another Good Day At The Boxx Office

I stop here every now and again, usually when I'm out on one of the bikes...(it's about 75 miles from my house) Today there were about 7 dancers and 4 or 5 customers when I…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Business as Normal

Clubs have reopened in central PA. While somewhat limited on time I decided to do a quick stop and check things out. Was somewhat skeptical of what I would find after hearing about…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Nice Club in Changing Times

Very nice club across the street and half block away from Bogarts, I went to Bogarts first and walked to FC, I got the impression that valet parking is mandatory but the attendant let me…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hard Times

Went to Bogarts sister club Henry VIII immediately before , got a pass from H8 which was good for admission otherwise the cover is $5. No changes here, half paved/half gravel free parking area…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Jiminy Cricket, might have been in my pants

Came here on a Saturday night at like 930z Post CoVid. It’s in a commercial area, restaurants, banks, pep boys, safe area. I think there is parking behind but you can’t access from the front…

Politics

What If Fox News Covered Trump the Way It Covered Obama?

The Lincoln Project strikes again! Laughs abound unless you're a Trump True Believer https://youtu.be/b-cZG81-MPQ

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The Lincoln Project Vid: Trump & Putin's Bounty on NATO troops

https://youtu.be/kiDkTOKI7Ro Elsewhere: President Donald Trump was greeted with outrage on Twitter after returning to the White House from a day of golfing. The hashtags #TraitorTrump, #TrumpTreason and #TraitorInChief all trended nationwide on Twitter on Saturday. The phrase “TRE45ON” also trended, with…

Politics

OT: The Unauthorized History of Socialism

In case it interests you and you didn't catch it on TV (not supa-comprehensive/deep, but fairly interesting): https://nation.foxnews.com/watch/fe54b3f144aa809b875c147c037c2fa9/

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I would give the club a 6. Pretty girls but overpriced

I’m sitting in Wise Guys right now. Illinois opened up bars and clubs yesterday from the covid shut-down. Washington Park never changes. This club is in the middle of the hood.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Scouting Trip

Well - like everyone - been thinking of testing the COVID waters (or post-COVID waters, depending on your take on it) in my favorite hobby - it's been way too long - but gotta do…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

The Frog is expensive but the only game around.

Thursday, 6/18/20, 8:15 PM. Be sure you have a GPS, especially at night, Jackson St off the main highway is difficult to see. Three dancers, five customers were there, all sitting at the bar which is…

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People of color experiences at strip clubs

Disclaimer: Not looking to start anything controversial or ignite any race fires. What have your personal experiences been as a person of color (non-white) with various strippers both white and colored? Have you noticed certain strippers favoring certain patrons over other…

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Not Only In Floriduh: Supercut of Anti Maskers in Florida

Man, there are some really, really crazy mother-fuckers in Palm Beach County https://youtu.be/433b5RJ9BME

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Another club open check...

So it was later on Friday evening and was heading home and decided to stop in to see that was happening at this club. Doorman greets me. Asked for ID and cover charge as…

Politics

‘I must protect my Elvis statue’:

'Conservatives flip after critic mocks rising gun purchases tied to statue toppling' https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/i-must-protect-my-elvis-statue-conservatives-flip-when-critics-mock-rising-gun-purchases-tied-to-statue-toppling/ Writing for the Chicago Tribune, columnist Rex Huppke mocked the rush to buy guns. “According to FBI data, nearly 3 million firearm background checks were conducted in May, a 32%…

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Another 'Karen' Mask-Shamed

On Saturday, a viral video circulated of a woman at a newly opened Trader Joe’s in North Hollywood, California, throwing a fit after people scolded her for not wearing a face mask in the store. “You think this is okay?” she…

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Trump = Putin's Useful Idiot ?

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/the-best-case-scenario-is-that-russia-has-dirt-on-donald-trump/ The best-case scenario is that Russia has dirt on Donald Trump The New York Times reported this week that Donald Trump was briefed in March that a Russian intelligence unit that “has been linked to assassination attempts and other covert operations…

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Unshaved dancers ....where are you ?

Summer 2020 Any dancers in Midwest USA that got that fuzzy look... where are they?

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L'Oreal to remove the word 'whitening' from its products

https://www.foxnews.com/world/loreal-remove-word-whitening-products Boy Crest is in trouble. "With the Crest Express Whitening Kit you can start seeing results on day one."

The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Pleasant, not spectacular

. Nice atmosphere. Maybe a little bit too light, especially in the private dance area. There were several very good looking dancers, most of them were OK and then occasional fat one Dancers were approachable…

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Berkeley County WV Update?

Going to be in the Eastern Panhandle for July 4. Are any of the Berkeley County clubs open? Elysium's last FB entry was in 2017. Taboo, Lust and Vixens websites don't offer any information one way or…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Sketchy new management

Overall, I think this is the best club in Denver. Had an amazing time here last week. As covid evolves so do rules... I came in tonight, Friday night, and paid cover.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

OK time but ROB alert

This club has been reviewed many times. Here are the basics. No admission charge in the afternoon. Fenced parking lots with no annoying valet. As a PSA, road construction has s…

Politics

NASCAR and Bubba Wallace

https://www.yahoo.com/news/nascar-releases-photo-noose-found-182031658.html Take a good look at the photo released by NASCAR which, they claim, is the "noose" found in Bubba Wallace's garage. It was determined by the FBI investigation (which for some reason required 15 agents) and acknowledged by NASCAR, that…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

The girls don’t care about dances

First visit because I was in the area and I’ve been on a scratch the itch tour since everything opened. I hit google to see what’s in the area and this was I pull up…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Covid rules. I’ll stay home. Last week was better...

This should be considered a covid review. I was there last week and had a great time and spent a bunch... went back for fun on a Friday night and things had changed.…

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Midwest roadtrip

I got a few weeks off I was thinking on hitting St. Louis (ILL), KC, Minneapolis, and Milwaukee. I checked the reviews and fully understand we aren't exactly talking about strip club Nirvana here but I was wondering if anyone…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Post COVID

This place just recently re-opened. I stopped in on a Friday night. A few new things. Temperature checks before entry. Cover was $15, I think it used to be $10 before…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

first time out since covid

i had a great time here last summer so I thought I would make it the first place I went to post covid. when I got there at a little after nine it was…

Capisce Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Day Before The Bars Shut Down Again, On With The Show...

Except for there was no show. This is one of the clubs I hadn't seen since the reopening after the COVID shutdown. So all of the bars (and that probably means strip clubs) in Texas…

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bucks wild still open in Houston

Despite all the topless bars being shut down again at noon today by the Texas governor, Buck's Wild was open and very busy tonight. Probably because there's not many places to go. Since they are a BYOB nude…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not a perfect night at Sugar, but it was still worth the time, if not the money.

I stopped by Sugar44 on a Saturday night for the first time in months. It had a fair amount of people inside; a good mix of customers and dancers. The bar seats were…

Politics

“the security of a privileged few depends on the forced labor and the forced sil

Title couldn’t say it all. “the security of a privileged few depends on the forced labor and the forced silence of the many.” “Every age has its own fascism. There are many ways of reaching fascism. Not just through the terror of police intimidation... but…

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FEMALE CELEBRITY YOU JUST CAN'T STOP STARING AT?

whenever she's on my eyes are just glued onto the set until her segments are over. she's the ESPN NBA coverage reporter rachel nichols. i haven't watched ESPN really that much the last few years as i think their reporters…

Politics

because some people don’t love me, Joe Biden is going to be President Of The Uni

Title couldn’t say it all Trump says Biden's 'going to be your president because some people don't love me, maybe' https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election/trump-biden-2020-election-love-twitter-poll-a9587501.html%3famp

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I've Been Too Busy Romancing Bitches And

making them feel some kind of way to post on here. Been living my best life but will grace you with my presence soon and shit..... n shit

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Sexual Assaults - Ron Jeremy Now Leads Trump

Prosecutors have received at least 25 new allegations against adult film star Ron Jeremy https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-06-26/prosecutors-have-received-at-least-25-new-allegations-against-adult-film-star-ron-jeremy Los Angeles County authorities have received 25 new complaints of sexual misconduct against Ron Jeremy this week, including 13 that may have taken place in Southern California,…

Politics

Judge Tosses Trump Family Attempt to Stop Publication of Niece’s Book: You Compl

Title couldn’t say it all. Judge Tosses Trump Family Attempt to Stop Publication of Niece’s Book: You Complained to the Wrong Court” https://www.google.com/amp/s/lawandcrime.com/high-profile/judge-says-trump-clan-complained-to-the-wrong-court-by-asking-to-shut-down-publication-of-nieces-book/amp/

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How would reparations work?

As crazy as it sounds, I think we are heading towards reparations. But, who would get it? Would it only be given to those that can prove a direct lineage to someone that was a slave? Or, would anyone with dark skin get…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Tits before my very eyes

Driving by on Friday afternoon for the first time in maybe a year, I noticed a new outdoor enclosure. Thinking it might mean my first time to touch tit in months, I pulled the wheel…

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Friday WashingtonPost Coronavirus Update

"A record number of infections were reported for the second consecutive day Thursday — more than 39,000 new covid-19 cases across the United States — and several states are abruptly reimposing quarantine orders amid signs that the country's push to…

Magic pussy?

A many years a go i had a girl that you still dream about the sex. The kind of sex that you wonder if she had some kind of magic pussy that made you addicted after 1 round. We had flirted when i came into her work often. One day she casually mentions where she would be that night i ignored it like i didnt care but knowing full well that i would show up. I show up at the bar and she is playing the bar trivia game. Shes wearing jeans and a white tshirt that is stretched by her d sized tits. She smiles and is surprised to see me. I order a beer and get a game console…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Pleasure Dome, and most PA clubs, are now open... masks required everywhere??

anybody been to PA clubs recently? masks required? Are the girls required to stay 6 ft from all customers? Lap dances?

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Fed buying stocks

Interesting concept that the fed, with unlimited money, buying stocks with the intent of not letting the market go down. Would it still be a "market" at that point?

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

OK, now here's the Opening Review

Ok, so Dooks has re-opened after their imposed COVID-19 closure and have been open for more than a week. I visited the first Friday after they opened and the differences from pre-COVID before: - the…

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We need more hard-hitting, topical, journalism like this

I'm just gonna leave this here. I have not found anything in the local news if Gov. DeSantis closed bars & clubs today. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article243761987.html

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Reopening in CT

Any word of reopening of strip clubs in CT, particularly Fairfield County? Also does anyone have any experience in clubs anywhere post-Covid? What's it like? What are the LDs like?

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Why do men hate their birthdays?

Q. Why do men hate their birthdays? A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.

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Follies July 1st

Follies is back! Let’s get it guys!

One Night (and Day) in Bangkok

So there I was… It was the late 1980s and probably about 1 or 2 AM in Patpong. I was at that very familiar point of the night when I ask myself “How much whiskey is enough?” The answer was always the same, “One more!” Patpong was then still one of Bangkok’s premier tourist red light entertainment districts so finding a drink and late night company for an experienced drunken monger like myself was not a challenge. Finding somewhere new and interesting for an intrepid soul like myself was a different story. Fortunately, or unfortunately as the case turned out to be, a very attractive young lady used her charms to lure me into a private club with…

Tijuana Mongering: Travel Notes

A collection of notes about planning a trip to TJ and some things to do while you're there. COVID is making life boring, so I figured I'd try my hand at writing an article on mongering in TJ... This is meant for beginners to the area, so if you're a regular you won't get much out of it -- if you're in that category, please add your own impressions and correct any factual errors. I'm assuming that TJ as a destination will someday go back to what it was like before the virus. In any case, I don't see a lot of what I'm going to say changing as long as TJ becomes accessible again. BEFORE YOU TRAVEL TO TJ The first thing to…

First Nudie Bar Visit

It was November 7, 1994. People were wearing flannel and listening to grunge music. Zima was still a thing. It was a Monday night. It had been decided that the Fraternity was going to visit a strip club. I have no idea why this was planned on a Monday night, but didn't care as I was going to drink beer and see naked women. I was beyond excited, because I hadn't ssen any naked women before other than my girlfriend and a few girls with whom I had played strip poker. There were about a dozen of us, and we piled into three cars to make 40 minute drive to our destination. It was a BYO joint, so we all had at least…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

just opened post covid

Post Covid-19 review. As indoor dining and drinking started on long Island yesterday and since I was passing by this place I decided to see if they were open. Surprisingly they were.…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Found a Jem

Since I heard that we had entered Phase 1, I decided to visit a strip club and since I've usually had a good time at Shimmers, I called them to make sure they were open.…

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Heading to vegas

Ok so you guys and gals helped me out on my trip to new orleans. So why not for a trip to vegas. While i am going to vegas to elope, will gamble and go to a strip club or…

Politics

OT: what the kids in universities are being taught these days ...

... and why we are where we are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hGE_lHN5KU

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“The government is the shadow cast by business over society, that have left us a

Title couldn’t say it all. “The government is the shadow cast by business over society, that have left us a devastated peasant society, the American People that are scared, angry, and hostile." "If you want to change something, remove the corrupt business,…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

OK, but not sure how much of an attraction these patios will be.

Decided that since I was in the hinterlands today I'd stop at the DP and see what they were doing to cope. I knew they had a patio from previous visits so I…

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Since we have lost both strip clubs and business travel hookups...

Way back when I was first beginning my career, several careers ago, i was selected to go to Chicago for training on a new line of product. Everybody was from out of town, and we were all assigned roommates…

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Do you really have to leave or do you guys run out of money?

I’m asking this questions because the shit confuses me every time I read a review on here or some shit. Guys are sitting around the club all night, then when a hot girl comes up to them all of a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Back at FC

Back to one of favorite clubs Sat night. Same as before: $8 valet, $20 cover, $40 booth, $20 vip toll, $25 dance. Temp check at door. All staff had masks either on…

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sexual drive of the ladies...

nine years ago I split with my wife. I always had thought that female drive for sex was very minor compared to male drive for sex. I think I’ve been proven wrong in the last nine years.

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Looks like Detroit Proper might be cracking down on SC

Per Legends Facebook page PURSUANT TO STATE LAW, SMOKING IS ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED WITHIN THE PREMISES OF LEGENDS. THE DETROIT FIRE MASHAL WILL STRICTLY ENFORCE THE SMOKING RULES AND OPERATORS WHO ARE FOUND TO BE IN VIOLATION WILL BE TICKETED AND SUBJECT TO…

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Question.....

So with the word "Dixie" being cancelled across the nation.... How many Dancers will have to change their stage names?

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Da or nyet

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c355fcc77fac Definitely my type.

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Nice stage, low mileage lap

I decided to check out Rhino in the post-COVID world. It hasn't changed much. Girls do dance on stage with masks (sometimes not over face). They still do a good stage show mostly with a…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Open, well kind of

Looks like they are open again.' Club is located inside a bookstore. Club is straight ahead as you enter but you have to pay at the register to your left, a Board also lists the girls working…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Post Covid visit

It’s a strange time to go to a club these days. OGD is totally cleared out. Like 3-4 bar stools at the bar and 3 high tables against the wall. It almost looks empty. “VIP”…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Reopening after COVID-19 shutdown

I’m starting to hear rumors that Haven Place will reopen Thursday, July 9 and will only be open Thursdays through Sundays.

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

New rules?

Has anyone been to the club since it reopened? I was wondering if there are any new rules and regulations like wearing a mask since COVID.

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

As Wacky As Before.

This is the last stop my friend and I made after a semi-lengthy Saturday night out club hopping together. After a very disappointing experience at the Gold Club, it was heading towards 1AM, so to…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

It was Pitiful

Wordy? lol Basics.. Wed afternoon around 230 no cover.. no one at door... one stage.. maybe 15 customers.. dj... beers 2/4... talent was bad.. dances 30 Cruised in hoping to see something based on cars…

Shangri La West

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Bummer

So living in Fort Wayne truly sucks. Although we have more strip clubs than any town this size should have but the rules here are really annoying. Well ive been here about 3-4…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It’s open but wear a mask

I know what to expect when I head to chicas but in light of the recent pandemic I hadn’t been out in a while. I headed over after work got to the door and was…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

I may not have confidence in Surgeon General or the Government, but I have full confidence in Strippers to Deliver

COVID-ERA Review: Landed at Austin Bergstorm airport and was very impressed with SouthWest airlines. Clean, Sanitized, Courteous and 3 seats for each passenger. At the club ... Free parking. Valet also available. Masked Door girl took temp measurement…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

not there yet

Wednesday afternoon and not much happening.. basics: beers 2/4, no cover, 3 stages working..dj,, carpeting, no troll in early afternoon. 1/2 the VIP booths taped off... no tablecloths, hand sanitizer on table.. maybe 25 customers.…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

If the lot isn't full, try another time

Living back in Michigan but frequently visiting my home state, I decided to stop in for a little relaxation and cold beer. It was around 430 in the afternoon and there were only 3 other…

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Things you wish tuscl had ?

A Financial section I mean come on if we spend money on bitches we need something to help us to grow cash to spend more on these how's A brilliant idea

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If I seem different this is the reason

Last few years I've been listing to one to two books a week Its drastic changed my life and thoughts

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2020 first year since 1998 that I haven't walked inside a strip club

Yep that's right not since I was 17 lol After my 18th birthday I have found a way to get to a club at least a few times a year This feels weird kinda like some rehabilitation shit lol This will make my…

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Never ask for a refund

https://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/59848-never-trust-a-stripper-offering-a-refund-policy

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Which Trump Policy Do You Like Best?

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The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Hard pass

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening. Arrived about 5:00 p.m.. There were 4or 5 girls working. Immediately I could tell this was a second or 3rd tier Club. There was no cover when I…

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combination trips

Most of the strip clubs near me require a twenty or more minute drive to get to and involve going into parts of town I don't normally frequent because of the distance involved. I've developed a habit over the years…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A Pleasant Sunday Afternoon.

I haven't been to BSC in, well, 10+ years. It was good that my car still new how to get there. Went on a quiet Sunday afternoon. There were only a few cars in the…

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OT: Hot or Not - What say you

I think I may have posted this chick b/f, cant remember, but she was on the news today so I looked her up: Slide show on website: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8453725/Emily-Ratajkowski-channels-inner-surfer-girl-sexy-black-bikini-blonde-transformation.html

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

I'm.

I dont usually write a second review of the same place. But for post covid coverage..... here we go. I'm gonna say nothing has changed. I stopped by about 5pm on Friday night.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Same Old in a Different World

Clubs in Detroit had opened and took a look. Since my last visit quite awhile ago the exterior had changed - a fence now rims the entire perimeter of the parking lot. Everything…

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Just got my 10 panel STD results back

Another perfect score 9/10 negative lol

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Clubs Open Announcements

For users to post and read announcements of clubs re-openings. It should not be used for unrelated topics - only posts/comments about clubs that announce, or have reopened.

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Not terrible. Not great

Post covid visit. Arrived Saturday night around 8pm. Parking looked ample, but its early. I took Uber. Cover was $10 I'm a little fuzzy on that detail..... long night Drinks were 7 for a…

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Ok I was right about the rich simps in the club

Nerd was back today, him and his boys, and once again they were giving 20s and 10s to each girl on stage. One girl came up to me and sat with me, so I took her private. When I…

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Washington Post Coronavirus Updates:

"New York, New Jersey and Connecticut have ordered mandatory, 14-day quarantines for people traveling from states with high coronavirus infection rate averages. Right now, that means Florida, Arizona, Texas and six others currently in the grip of surging cases and…

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MLB set to return in July, ending months-long coronavirus shutdown

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/06/23/mlb-return-july-plan/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJjb29raWVuYW1lIjoid3BfY3J0aWQiLCJpc3MiOiJDYXJ0YSIsImNvb2tpZXZhbHVlIjoiNWU5MjQ1NjdhZGU0ZTI1NzM1NTk0YTIxIiwidGFnIjoiNWVmM2JlYTNmZTFmZjY1NGMyMDQ0NTA1IiwidXJsIjoiaHR0cHM6Ly93d3cud2FzaGluZ3RvbnBvc3QuY29tL3Nwb3J0cy8yMDIwLzA2LzIzL21sYi1yZXR1cm4tanVseS1wbGFuLz91dG1fY2FtcGFpZ249d3BfdG9feW91cl9oZWFsdGgmdXRtX21lZGl1bT1lbWFpbCZ1dG1fc291cmNlPW5ld3NsZXR0ZXImd3Bpc3JjPW5sX3R5aCZ3cG1rPTEifQ.gduko9pF5BBBXzCAp2RtMXtQHi26IOpBqc3paIQdtsk&utm_campaign=wp_to_your_health&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_tyh&wpmk=1 "...[MLB set] a date for the reopening of “spring” training camps (July 1) and a new Opening Day of July 23 or 24, nearly four months behind schedule. The season will be 60 games, by far the shortest in the…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Short review - Nothing has changed....

Short review - Nothing has changed. Club is exactly the same as before the pandemic. If you liked it before, you'll still like it. If you didn't like it, probably no reason to go back. Longer…

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Which one of y’all at oasis right now?

Who want a drink or something? Come join me at my table.

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End of an Era

In recent years I've noticed the classic rocker chicks have finally all retired These girls broke my young ass into this amazing hobby. Damn good memories of bleached blond hair.. Large fake tits... Little asses and CIG smelling perfume lol

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Still not great

Since reopening after the Covid closing, this place can use some help. This is a review covering several visits. Everything is running just like before the shutdown. No social distancing or masks. They are spraying…

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The Best City

Imagine that there's a PL who hasn't been to a strip club in months, and is anxious to return. What city could such a loser travel to today in order to find a strip club experience that is as…

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Times you weren't quite prepared to leave VIP

I had one time in VIP where the stripper took off my belt and put it around my neck like one would wear a towel. It was a pretty wild session. And I left out drenched in sweat, my shirt…

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19th Hole in Glenside Pa opening this Friday

...found out from one of the dancers in the dancer directory who dances there.

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Satisfying, though not high fun level

I was meeting some friends in town at Venetian to get some food and talk business and had some time afterward to waste so I decided to try our Little Darlings as I've never been. I…

Expose

San Diego, California

Reopening Reconaissance

Heard Expose was open again after the shutdown and curious as to the new precautionary set up. This visit was more of a recon. Cover charge was still $10 including soft drinks. Temperature…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dancers....post Covid 19 Re-Opening

After seeing the disappointing review of Brad's post re-opening, I decided to take one for the team and see what was happening at Dancers. I didn't feel like dealing with the chaos of the weekend,…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

First Club to Reopen

I am not a regular of PTs but they are one of the first clubs to reopen after the quarantine so my choices were limited. Most clubs are having to wait until June 29…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Glad to be back

Arrived right at 3:00, no parking fee or cover, couple of working girls outside, more on them later. Went in to a nearly empty club, about 6 customers, 8 girls of all shapes and sizes…

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Joe Bidden is a Racist and Black lives Matter

“White liberal elitists have continuously dictated which Black Americans are allowed to come to the table and have a voice. It is clear now more than ever, following these racist and dehumanizing remarks, that Joe Biden believes Black men…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Club is re-opened, but bouncers are nosey and keep a close watch on the lap dances.

The clubs in NH have permission to re-open. I went to Millennium Cabaret on a Friday night. Free parking as usual. The club had about 10 customers and about 6 ladies that…

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Do you believe in a diversified portfolios ?

I do not. Its why ppl are only gaining 10% or worse Its best in my opinion to have one or two wonderful companies and beat the market

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(TXRH) Texas Roadhouse Inc. add this to your watchlist

Not a play yet as its way overpriced in the market at $54.47 but actually fair price should be $25.52. Def not a buy unless it drops to $12.76 for a good margin of safety. It has been having dividend growth at…

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Nevada Phase 3

I am really hoping that Nevada moves to stage 3 in July. However, I’m not sure if the clubs are included in stage 3? Anybody know that one?

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Kyle, you got to take me to Casa Bonitas, oh I mean Chicas Bonitas.

I was looking for a little bit of a different level of entertainment, so I decided to try out this place. It is small inside, and pretty crowded, especially for supposedly being under limited capacity because…

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Need to get back out there to renew access here

I haven't been in a club since everything shut down in March. Which is sad as a customer but ultra sad as a tuscl member. Anyone else in the same boat with no recent trips to review and all out…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Post covid visit

Stopped by LS Sat around 4pm after an unfruitful visit to BT. Temp check before entering the club. Masks nominally required but loosely enforced. Layout and fees all same as pre covid...actually…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

The New Normal??

So I found out cheerleaders in Gloucester was open on Father's day. I decided to make a run over and see what it was all about. They have a large deck attached to the regular…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

First Time Here, Not bad but not great

I have been to several clubs in the area but never this one. I showed just before 8 and saw a few girls working. Most were AA but there were 2 white girls. Unfortunately, the…

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OT: Feeling frustrated and impotent

All these radical law-breaking Marxists protests have me frustrated and feeling impotent as to what to do when those in power are not stepping up to put a stop to lawlessness and in many cases supporting their actions. Just heard of…

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Me and My Buddy at a Club

My buddy Lou and I went to the club today. We had dances from three girls that gave various degrees of mileage. I know you are not supposed to name names, but I have to say: Who is the girl that…

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Online cowards

I joined TUSCL to support the clubs but I can't continue to pay money to a site that allows the n-word to be used and to call women derogatory names. The posters who insult others while hiding behind the…

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Yes means yes

I saw a woman jogging this morning with this text on her T-shirt. A nice, sex-positive message, I'm guessing.

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What do you do when a stripper says “ I don’t do this with anyone else”

Now normally I think the line is bs, but after clubbing so long and now I’m 28, some shit I believe. Like I feel certain dancers can have different connections with certain guys, esp if you have a great personality,…

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Have You Ever Used A Glory Hole?

"Fill Out Our Anonymous Survey. If you've ever used a glory hole, either before the pandemic or because of it, BuzzFeed News wants to hear from you. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/pdominguez/glory-hole-cruising-pandemic-sex-survey Glory holes have long been associated with gay male culture and swinger clubs. In the…

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Adult film star Ron Jeremy charged with sexually assaulting 4 women, faces life

The Los Angeles County District Attorney announced Tuesday that the popular adult film star has been charged with forcibly raping three women and sexually assaulting another in separate incidents dating as far back as 2014. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/adult-film-ron-jeremy-charged-sexually-assaulting-women-life-prison

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Adult film star Ron Jeremy charged with rape, sexual assault

https://apnews.com/5a94d22ebf4d83e6abfccb2a5967e042 LOS ANGELES (AP) — Adult film star Ron Jeremy was charged with raping three women and sexually assaulting a fourth, Los Angeles County prosecutors said Tuesday. The counts make the 67-year-old Jeremy the third man to be charged, along with Harvey…

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Follies Anyone?

Can anyone give a solid, valid update? One without the ravings of a Tattletale’s retread would be nice, but we’ll take the best ya got!

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

Flash Dancers Reopened... AGAIN!

Bartender is cute as hell and appropriately goes by FOX. Didn't even know it Reopened but they have a BIG SIGN OUT FRONT SAYING 241 ALL DAY LONG! Any beer or booze! Didn't get a…

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Early Asa Akira stripping

Stumbled upon this on Pornhub today. She's so young and fresh-faced here: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e1368839e181

Peeper's

Utica, New York

Peepers Open post Covid?

Anyone know if they are up and running? Asking for a friend :-)

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Gracie, Jamie, and Cali July 2-6 2020 Centerfolds Hilton Head SC

Who will be in town to celebrate the 4th of July with us?

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

This place still sucks!

I went on a Saturday night around 10pm. I should have skipped coming here. There were only a few cars in the parking lot. The still have a wall divider up when you come in…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Covid Schmovid

Was there Fri., June 19, place has been reopened for a couple weeks; other than some plexiglass surrounding the small stage, no signs of the virus encroaching on the monger experience could be found. Absolutely…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The king lives

Was in last week and had an ok time so decided to drop back. Again the parking lot had quite a few cars in it and maybe a dozen or so customers in club.…

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Forget Social Distancing. Let's go another direction.

We did the lockdown in March and April to "Stop the Spread". But guess what. It didn't work and the virus kept spreading. Now we are opening up around the country. Positive cases are rising but hospitalizations…

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Anderson Cooper expose’

The truth about Tulsa from the super journalist https://youtu.be/fWGzcR4K6kI

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Reparations

Video of a Hispanic Trump supporter telling a White BLM supporter to pay him reparations. BLM guy gets confused. Righteous indignation disappears. He walks away. https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2020/06/a_hispanic_vendor_in_tulsa_uses_alinsky_tactics_against_a_blm_supporter.html#.XvFmgtM7PrM.twitter

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Gold Club re-opened

After several months of being closed due to the virus, the Gold Club was allowed to open three weeks ago. There are some changes.... 1. You can no longer sit at the stage, the closest seating…

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Stock TPL buy now if you wanna be philthy rich in the next 10 years

Its got amazing management Has a huge anker against the companion Huge growth Sticker price should be $15,000 and right now major undervalued at $600 I'm sticking 100% of my net worth into this one play Next 10 I will be a multimedia billionaires with…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Hell No.

This was the second stop of my Saturday night club-hopping ventures, and to be honest I had some high hopes for GC because I have not been inside since they had their initial re-opening (where…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Parkway COVID response

I saw that along with a few other West Michigan clubs, Parkway Tropics was opening back up Monday 6/15, so after almost 4 months of not doing anything I thought I'd risk it to see…

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Cash app @heartheartbabykisskiss07 Thanks

Clip Joints: Definition, Traits, And Historical Examples.

To paraphrase Wikipedia definition a clip joint is "an establishment, usually a strip club or night club in which customers are tricked into paying excessive money for low grade goods or services, or sometimes, nothing in return." I'm sure many tuscl members would be trigger happy to apply the label to any club where they had a ROB dancer experience. Yet such experience would not be representative of the majority of customers. For our purposes, a clip joint business model deviates from the typical strip club. Although there is wide variations between customer experiences in strip clubs, it's been pretty much standard (at least in 1993 to early March 2020 Pre Covid era) that typical strip club has a stage show,…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

COVID-19 affecting business

Intro DS style: 1. Small but adequate and safe parking. Best to enter via alley behind Wells Fargo off of 44th St - North of Thomas Rd. 2. No daytime cover. 3. ATM in entrance and near back…

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Everybody standby.

joker 44 go ahead.

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Tulsa Fail & Perp Walk Home - A Bittersweet Farewell

The 24/7 news cycle moves on. Time to bid farewell to yesterday's fail with a haunting melody from another era. Perfect accompaniment: Ashokan Farewell https://twitter.com/i/status/1274739120909107200 "Ashokan Farewell" is a piece of music composed by American folk musician Jay Ungar in 1982. For…

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Go Strip Clubbing on Uncle Sam's Tab

“A day ahead of Trump’s visit to Arizona, GOP Senator Martha McSally proposes giving taxpayers *$4,000 each* to take a vacation,” Bloomberg’s Steve Dennis reported Monday evening. “Couples would get $8,000 in vacation tax credits, plus $500 per kid.” “McSally’s massive…

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The Lincoln Project Riffs on Trump's Tulsa Fail

"Your campaign was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." pic.twitter.com/cfAAkGLttH or https://twitter.com/i/status/1275042854537134080 The Lincoln Project [The Lincoln Project is an American political action committee formed in late 2019 by several prominent Republicans and former…

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I got something better than a sugar baby!

Now I got me a sugar mama! And she just bought me to Cosco and bought me a $1.50 hot dog and soda! Da $1.50 hawt dawg Da $5 lapperz Da $20 lot lizzards ^^^ you can't beat any of them!!!

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Even More Riffs on Trump's Tulsa Walk of Shame Return to White House

Back by popular demand: Mark94 "I look forward to your future Tulsa threads" Your wish is my command lil' paranoid buddy Trigger Warning For Magatard Snowflakes Pure, unrepentant anti-Trump snark and mockery mister lonely....so lonely https://twitter.com/i/status/1274738262284926979 Everybody Hurts...Sometime https://twitter.com/i/status/1274772592746848256 And remember.......some gotta win, some gotta lose...#goodtimecharliegottheblues

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Time to defund the police then try Dave chapples advice

All black police force lol

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$$$ For Strippers

Over the years Juice had posted various links to several skanky strippers for us to all see on this board. Some are hot some are not, but rest assured EVER SINGLE ONE is skanky, Juice is into stuff like…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Opening on July 30, according to what I was told today......

News flash—Happened to be in Philly today for Dr appt, and decided to swing through West Philly on my way home. Saw signs of some damage from the recent incidents, but was pleased to…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

I felt like a strip club virgin.

i met my friend michael at his third favorite place... the golf course. hung with him on the back nine and finished with hardy any light left. so we went to his forth favorite place...…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

was worth the trip but will not return

got tired of waiting for illinois clubs to open so headed north to check out the wisconsin club. it was my first time i was ever at on the border so i did not know…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lots of changes - both covid and un-covid related.

OK, be aware, I had not been in this place pre-covid since they began the remodel. So I never saw it in progress or anything. And this review is likely impacted, not only by that,…

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Simps are ruining clubs

I’m currently at Oasis as I type, a guy is tipping girls on stage 20s and 50s, why? Why are u bringing up the price of the Pussy! These are dollar and ten dollar hoes! U guys ruin clubs just…

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More Riffs on Trump's Tulsa Walk of Shame Return to White House

Back by popular demand - MINE 😁 Trigger Warning For Magatard Snowflakes Pure, unrepentant anti-Trump snark and mockery 'Some gotta win, some gotta lose....#goodtimecharliegottheblues' https://twitter.com/i/status/1274724873269440513 'Joke was on me' https://twitter.com/i/status/1274851015993458690 Curb your enthusiasm to Trump's defeated walk from Marine One. https://twitter.com/i/status/1274828052418064384

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Treasure Club - slow daytime but limo is back

Note: I am submitting this to give update on Treasure Club and the limo rides. Taking one for the team as this review is too soon to give me VIP credit but didn’t want to…

Monte Carlo Adult Nightclub

San Antonio, Texas

Monte Carlo is a Solid Club for What It is. Know Before You Go.

TL;DR - If BYOB After Hours Strip Clubs are Your Thing, Have a Look. Watch Your Back. Post COVID lockdown in June 2020. No masks required at the time of visit. May have changed. CURB…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Au Revoir

Noooooo! My favorite spot in the city is closing for good! This club got me through my long days/nights at Drexel. I’m gonna miss the vibe! Hopefully the ladies of Atlantis migrate over to Purple…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Masquerade can be fun.

There are challenges with the COVID-19 guidelines especially for clubs like Tiffany’s. I didn’t know what to expect but decided to stop by and see for myself. I put on my mask (required) entered to pay…