This fucking pandemic bringing me to new lows

Try this: spankbang.com . It hearkens to a different era, but still hot

Even Covid can't make me miss the crappy music in strip clubs. I miss the dancers but never the music.

Oh the music is terrible and it brought me great shame just making a playlist. Damn if the music and naked girls combined don't shake some good memories loose tho.

@Sancho - do we need to stage an intervention?

Yes please let's have it at Bourbon St.....no wait Hiliter? C...curves? :(

HiLiter isn't what it used to be. (How long ago did you live in Arizona?)

Bourbon Street has the hottest dancers, but good luck getting a floor dance. Also, the "customer service" isn't to the level that I prefer.

No comments on Curves - I try to stay away from Tucson.

But let's start with some music - listen to this - youtube.com - trust me, it will help.

I haven't been there in a good while but I'd argue that Bourbon Street usually had about the best selection of dancers in THE ENTIRE COUNTRY

They definitely have the best in the valley, but it is a big country. Texas has some real good places to go to.

I lived in PHX metro for like 14 years, but only recently got back to AZ beginning of this year. Bourbon St is/was my staple. I don't try for floor dances, just VIP in the back. No, I never get extras but OTC is possible for the right regulars. I'm a LDK affectionado tho and BSC delivers in spades there.

Spent a few months in Tucson end of last year and enjoyed the hell out of Curves. I lived (and now do) down by the border so it was so nice to see some blondes for a change. OTC even easier and I DID get extras there.

ok, I saw Texas under your name, and just assumed that you lived there.

I did about 4 years in El Paso but you gotta excuse me when I change addresses I get my bank and utility logins changed but always forget to update my TUSCL profile :p

I'm guessing that you haven't been to HiLiter since you have been back.

No - was scouting for some of my favorites that went missing at BSC hoping I just missed their shift and they did not in fact quit (never found one of my favs). Then I realized I live less than 3 hours from TJ. Then Covid...haven't been back yet but heard it got a little long in the tooth.

4 years ago, HiLiter was still pretty good - off it's peak some, but still worthwhile. But a series of raids killed the club.

When I think new lows, I think about the unofficial cut line on my list of dancer numbers and whether I want to open up another bunch of them to reach out to.

I tried to look up reviews on Curves, but I don't know what county it's in, FOUNDER. Gosh, it would be nice if the listing were sensibly organized by major metro area and city instead of county.

I know a simple search query can tell me it's in Pima county, but that's not the point.

159 counties in Georgia and I don't know where 95% of them are.

I guess it’s getting bad when you remember club music and reminisce about good times.

I know what you mean. There was a TD bank commercial that played a song by Snap - Rhythm is a Dancer - that brought back memories!

It they start using C&C Music Factory songs in any commercials - I’m gonna have the itch!

I have my ATFs opening stage set songs in my YouTube channel to remind me of what's waiting - Wicked Game by Chris Issac & Love Song by 311 - I can visualize her dancing on stage, guess I owe her plenty of $1s when the club opens again if ever.

Yeah, I thought about trying that, but I draw the line at making a DIY bathroom troll ...

Great idea from the OP. I have to put in my earplugs or else I’ll wake up the rest of the household.

"Gosh, it would be nice if the listing were sensibly organized by major metro area and city instead of county."

They are still tagged that way, but maybe not in the filters. I click on the city names on the club pages to see what other clubs are around. That's what I used to do (many site changes ago) to pick out clubs to visit on trips, so I still search that way. Sometimes if I can't remember exactly what a club was called/where it was I'll use that feature to find it. There were four clubs with Curves in the name returned by a TUSCL search.