WTF with unpublished articles lately?

I rarely hit "decline" on an article submission. If I think an article sucks but looks like some degree of effort was put into writing it, I'll leave it for others to judge. I figure it might be interesting to someone else. After all, we're not professional authors here.

Lately though I've seen some pretty weird stuff being submitted. Two or three sentences about nonsense, "reviews" that wouldn't even pass for a review, much less an article. Hell, I even saw one that was total gibberish like this: dfjiksd msfd nbwds.

Who is the asshole submitting this crap? Someone thinks they'll get free VIP with an accidental approval? Or some jerkoff who only wants to be disruptive? We need to keep declining this stuff until they get tired of whatever stupid game they're playing.