Turkey Baster Fetish

rickdugan
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Ok this was a new one to me. The other night a girl was telling me about a dude who liked to be treated like a holiday Turkey. He would even bring his own turkey baster in. The dancer would take him to vip and walk him through the process, from prep to being put in the oven to being pulled out and basted to finally being served. This sick dude would curl up on the seat when he was "in the oven" and when basted.

I was incredulous, but she swore to it, even saying "ask any of these girls about turkey baster guy." But she was fine with it since he paid well and she didn't have to get as intimate with him as with guys looking for the straight up trip.

What the fuck has to happen to a dude to make this a thing? LOL.

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  • shadowcat
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    4 years ago
    I dunno. I long time ago I heard from a reliable dancer that she had a customer that would drink her urine from one of her shoes.
  • nicespice
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    4 years ago
    That’s awesome 👏😂
  • Cashman1234
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    4 years ago
    I agree, this is a rare fetish.

    However, it seems to be a fairly easy way for a dancer to earn $$$ in a club. So, that might make him a favorite customer.

    He doesn’t appear to require sex. It seems that he just wants to role play and pay her after the experience.

    He hasn’t moved to curling up in an actual oven, so it’s not a harmful thing.
  • misterorange
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    4 years ago
    The turkey thing might be more common than you think:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_zt_FLN…
  • TheeOSU
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    4 years ago
    Rick that's nothing. Wait until you meet the stripper that tells the story of a guy from San Jose whose known as goat stew guy.
  • Tetradon
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    4 years ago
    Where do they stick the turkey baster?
  • whodey
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    4 years ago
    I'm not usually one to tell people they are having fun wrong in a strip club. You want to make it rain or cum in your pants or just get drunk and watch a stage show without tipping is your money
  • whodey
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    4 years ago
    but this guy is having fun wrong.
  • rickdugan
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    4 years ago
    ===> "Where do they stick the turkey baster?"

    From what I gathered, nowhere. He just wants them to pretend to be basting him with it while telling him how juicy and yummy he's going to be (or something like that).

    She speculated that he might have had some childhood trauma associated with the holidays. She could be right, fuck if I know what could do that to a man.
  • Icey
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    4 years ago
    Its a low key way of saying he liked getting fucked up the ads.
  • shailynn
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    4 years ago
    Wait, so the guy doesn’t want it stuck up his ass? That’s crazy.

    Ever since Ronnie the Limo driver on Howard Stern wanting to always get pegged by his girlfriend... and I can’t even begin to count how many strippers have told me about male OTC customers that want pegged - I assumed the baster was being used for that.

    Oh well, to each their own, easy money for the strippers I guess, maybe that evens out when they have to give a fat smelly guy a lap dance
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