Pandemic Mongering
Called in to see if they were open since Mississauga was now in Stage 3 for COVID. Someone on the other end answered the phone with "Cafe Atlantis, YES WE ARE OPEN!". That's all I needed, so jumped into the car and got in around 6:30 pm on Saturday and once inside the establishment, they wanted a temperature check, phone number and name for contact tracing in case there is a COVID outbreak. Checking my surroundings, I counted only 6 customers and 6 dancers. Sat down by a table on the upper level area and ordered a $7.05 water ($9 inclusive of tip) for now. Things haven't changed much since I was last here --- same decor, same filthy washrooms, same projector broadcasting the game on the right side of the stage, same hip-hop or edm gets played, etc. In general, half of the dancers kept to themselves and the other half made an attempt to ask for dances. First up, a chick (avg 6.5) with long dark hair and curvy ass with B cups approached, asked if she could join me, but I had to decline since her face was NMCOT. Next, a chick (avg 7.5) approached with exotic facial features with C cups and a huge booty asked if I wanted company and I said sure. We talked and she seemed bored and uninterested on account of it being so dead, so I let her go even though she definitely had my attention visually. A bit of time passed and then N**** approached and she was the last to come by and introduce herself. She unfortunately was definitely NMCOT, she looked weathered and was averaging a 4.5 even though she had a decent body. After N**** approached, I went to use the bathroom and decided to leave since no new dancers popped up on stage. Overall, an okay visit since it's been a 5 month hiatus. I will be back sometime in the near future, but will probably visit the other sister club first.
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