My Fair Lady
doctorevil
Evil Lair
I was finishing up a late afternoon OTC and was bit hungry, so I asked the girl if she wanted to get a bite to eat. She said yes, so we went to a nearby chain steakhouse—nothing fancy but a decent place. A little about this girl: she’s truly beautiful. She dances at what is generally considered the “best” club in town that has as reputation for hiring only the best looking girls. She’s 21, tall, slender, no tattoos, and dresses with style—not just stereotypical slutty off duty stripper wear. She has long, curly auburn hair, and an angelic face. The word that best describes her look is elegant. But she’s from a rural area.
We each order filet mignon. She orders hers rare. When the steak arrives, she cuts her filet in half. Then she picks up half her steak with her hand and starts eating it like it’s an apple. The steak is rare, so bloody juice is running down her chin and hand as she tears at the steak with her teeth. It was almost like a scene from Night of the Living Dead. Then the next movie I thought of was My Fair Lady, in which Professor Higgins tries to convert the beautiful cockney flower girl played by Audrey Hepburn into a high society lady by teaching her proper English. I almost laughed out loud thinking about it.
I’m actually feeling kind of bad writing this because I like this girl and I’m not trying to make fun her. But it just goes to show, there’s always surprises dealing with strippers.
We each order filet mignon. She orders hers rare. When the steak arrives, she cuts her filet in half. Then she picks up half her steak with her hand and starts eating it like it’s an apple. The steak is rare, so bloody juice is running down her chin and hand as she tears at the steak with her teeth. It was almost like a scene from Night of the Living Dead. Then the next movie I thought of was My Fair Lady, in which Professor Higgins tries to convert the beautiful cockney flower girl played by Audrey Hepburn into a high society lady by teaching her proper English. I almost laughed out loud thinking about it.
I’m actually feeling kind of bad writing this because I like this girl and I’m not trying to make fun her. But it just goes to show, there’s always surprises dealing with strippers.
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kinda hot
I was on a first and last date with a non-stripper woman when she served herself from the vegetable order for the table. I was using the serving spoon so she just reached in and grabbed a handful and put it on her plate. She saw the look on my face and said "Oh, did you want more?"
...or by watching the family dog!
Some things are better off not knowing OTC.
But at home - nude - eating like that is crazy and hot!
My high school was a shit hole - and at the 10 year reunion I still remember watching a girl eating a fatty t-tone with her hands. It was oddly intimidating and oddly arousing at the same time.
Every once in a while a zinger lands around here. Laughed at that one.
You wrote, and I quote:
“bloody juice is running down her chin and hand as she tears at the steak with her teeth”
Pics or it didn’t happen.
:D
Remember Higgins' famous declaration to Eliza, "Yes, you squashed cabbage-leaf, you disgrace to the noble architecture of these columns, you incarnate insult to the English language! I could pass you off as the Queen of Sheba!"
Make her your Galatea to your Pygmalion and turn her into a beautiful proper lady of your own creation.
I believe is worth the effort; easier to change behavior than physical appearance.