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My Fair Lady

doctorevil

Evil Lair

I was finishing up a late afternoon OTC and was bit hungry, so I asked the girl if she wanted to get a bite to eat. She said yes, so we went to a nearby chain steakhouse—nothing fancy but a decent place. A little about this girl: she’s truly beautiful. She dances at what is generally considered the “best” club in town that has as reputation for hiring only the best looking girls. She’s 21, tall, slender, no tattoos, and dresses with style—not just stereotypical slutty off duty stripper wear. She has long, curly auburn hair, and an angelic face. The word that best describes her look is elegant. But she’s from a rural area.

We each order filet mignon. She orders hers rare. When the steak arrives, she cuts her filet in half. Then she picks up half her steak with her hand and starts eating it like it’s an apple. The steak is rare, so bloody juice is running down her chin and hand as she tears at the steak with her teeth. It was almost like a scene from Night of the Living Dead. Then the next movie I thought of was My Fair Lady, in which Professor Higgins tries to convert the beautiful cockney flower girl played by Audrey Hepburn into a high society lady by teaching her proper English. I almost laughed out loud thinking about it.

I’m actually feeling kind of bad writing this because I like this girl and I’m not trying to make fun her. But it just goes to show, there’s always surprises dealing with strippers.