Hiding in the closet...

PaulDrake
Off again on again PL
I posted this on the sugaring forum months ago and just forgot to post it here. Funny story:

So I am over at my SBs new apartment and it was super hot. But not the good kind of hot, the AC was busted. I suggest that she call maintenance and while she does that I found a washcloth and a cup of ice water to try and do a sexy icy sponge bath. It was NOT sexy but still a nice relief from the sweating.

We start fooling around and there is a knock on the bedroom door. Not at the front door mind you, the actual bedroom door. The maintenance guys are there and let themselves into the apartment. A TOTAL panic sets in. I run over to the bedroom door naked and hiding behind it let them know we need a minute. She starts freaking out that she needs her glasses. I’m like “You don’t need your glasses you need to put clothes on”. She isn't listening. She finds her glasses and then proceeds to start opening the door topless. I slammed the door back closed and reminded her that her tits were out.

She puts on a top and still panicked tells me to hide in the closet. So of course I hide in the closet. I mean it REALLY felt like the natural thing to do in the moment. But I didn’t really think it through. Why am I in the closet? The maintenance guys already saw me. What’s the point of me being in the closet? We aren’t even that far apart in age. Why are we in a total panic? And now that I am in the closet I am sort of stuck there. Seems like it would be even more awkward to just emerge from a closet.

I guess looking back it felt like we got “caught” doing something wrong?

The maintenance guys needed to work inside her bedroom for a couple of minutes. I stayed in the closet reminiscing about when I was 16 and hid in a girls closet when her parents came home unexpectedly.

Good news they fixed the AC and left. At which point we realized the bed had been COVERED in sex toys and BDSM gear the whole time...

16 comments

  • Muddy
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    4 years ago
    Dude you coulda been in there for a couple hours! Just because you wanted to avoid an awkward moment. This sounds like some shit I would get caught up in too.
  • CJKent (Banned)
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    4 years ago
    Pics or it didn’t happen.

    :D
  • TheeOSU
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    4 years ago
    ^
    Fuckhead still begging for dick pics!
  • BBBC
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    4 years ago
    "Why am I in the closet?"

    ^ exactly. Just admit it amd cum out! The quicker you cum out the more fun we can have 😉
  • BBBC
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    4 years ago
    ^ dont get jelly! I am building our team 😉
  • Papi_Chulo
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    4 years ago
    "... She finds her glasses and then proceeds to start opening the door topless. I slammed the door back closed and reminded her that her tits were out ..."

    I guess dancers are so used to being topless that they are not fazed by it and forget
  • Mate27
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    4 years ago
    ^ truth!
  • Warrior15
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    4 years ago
    This is a perfect example of thinking about your Headline before you submit it. I saw this headline and was thinking the discussion was an entirely different topic. I see that BBBC chimed in real quick.
    But I agree with what was said. I would not give a rats ass what some maintenance guy thought. In fact, I might actually want to flaunt off that 'Yes, I am the guy that is banging this hot chick".
  • Longball300
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    4 years ago
    Unless she was already banging one of the maintenance guys for some side money.....
  • Longball300
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    4 years ago
    @Papi - That is somewhat true; I took a dancer to a club once where she pretended to be my "date". We ended up in a VIP with a dancer where my "date" proceeded to get topless. After about 15 minutes she pops up off the couch saying "Ooooo, I have to go take a pee" and starts exiting the VIP in just her blue jeans.... the dancer is like "Wait, wait you can't go out there with your boobies out, you'll get me in trouble!"; dancer "date" turns around and throws her shirt on to exit..... came back a few minutes later and stripped right back down, this time including the jeans; a good time ensued for all involved.
  • Frankie Jay
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    4 years ago
    good think you weren't in there log. twentyfive has been hiding in the closet for most of his life.
  • Frankie Jay
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    4 years ago
    if I could type right I was trying to say good thing
  • winex
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    4 years ago
    @FrankieJay - twentyfive only thinks that he is hiding. It's very apparent what he is.
  • RTP
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    4 years ago
    My guess is that the maintenance men know exactly what she does and have seen it all. Her opening the door with her top off would have made their day.
    I used to work in a small office complex (about 12 buildings of a few companies each). The maintenance men were certainly entertaining with stories about hot women who worked in the buildings and what a few of the companies did.
  • Cashman1234
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    4 years ago
    If the maintenance guys knew her line of work - they would have taken their pants off when they let themselves in.

    I’m sure maintenance guys see a lot of boring shit every day. Seeing a hot sugar baby topless would have given them something to talk about for the week.

    It must have been brutally hot being in that closet if only for a few minutes.
  • jackslash
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    4 years ago
    Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGjmsMqZ…
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