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Underground & UTR SCs

I have decided to embark on a quest to find some in or near NJ. I have had leads in the past but they are gone. Before you comment, yes I know you can find similar services yada yada yada,…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Don't go before 7pm if at all

I haven't been to this club in several years. When I got there at 4:00 pm on Saturday afternoon, there were only 2 cars in the parking lot on the side of the building I…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Hot Friday in the Burque

I stopped at TD's on a hot Friday afternoon. Too hot in Albuquerque to do anything outside. No cover charge. Doorman checks ID and wands you. Beer was $7/bottle, nothing on…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

In the evening it's a friendly neighborhood bar that also has a few dancers

Arrived around 6:30 on a Thursday and left around 10:30. Overall this place has the feeling of a good neighborhood bar that also has friendly dancers. At least during the evening it was…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

THIRSTY THURSDAY

This club is basically a converted house of sorts. Not as bad as just enuff which isn't a bad club either. I got through the metal detection and sat down got a beer. I was…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Hot flirty girls, and not overly pushy.

Ok so I decided to check the place out after I got out of work one day. I got there around 6 or so. Small cover fee, plus a one “drink” (alcohol free) minimum, no…

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Changing Your Mind About A Dancer

Just recently I went to a club and saw a girl I previously thought was "okay" but that day she looked great. She had just changed her hair color and looked very nice in a new white outfit. Have you experienced…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Watch Your Speed

If you’re a regular here, you might want to skip this review, but see the warning in the last paragraph. After a brief visit to Henry VIII, I headed to Bogart’s and used the pass I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A Leisurely Afternoon Hour at a Decent Price

Visited on a Monday afternoon from 1:15-2:15. Free parking, $5.00 cover, no security or ID check. Bottled water (my drink of choice) was $10 at the bar. Seating is available at the…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

SoCo Still Kickin'

Open Wednesday thru Saturday at 7pm until 1:30am Wed/Thu and 3:30am Fri/Sat. Bring your own beer. No hard liquor. Soft drinks, bottled water, and ice available. Must be 18 to enter and 21 to drink alcohol. $10…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

A chill old fashioned club

Have been going here on and off for years, it's in an industrial building off the freeway with plenty of street and lot parking. Night time the charge is $20 with a one drink minimum…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Still There -- Still Delivers

The Pink Club isn't very convenient for my travels - probably a good thing. It is, however, very reliable and consistent. Your eyes will need a few seconds of adjustment when you…

Cafe 369

Garden Grove, California

Bikini Coffee Mongering

Cafe 269 is one of 5 "special" Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shops in Garden Grove, located in a shopping center just North of the 22 Freeway (Harbor Blvd exit), there is plenty of parking. Inside the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

OUTSTANDING visit to HK

Went down on a Monday. Reserved my room upstairs from HK by following the links on their website. I parked at the standard spot behind Jack In The Box. $8 an hour. Then proceeded to…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Treasures is Finally Back

Treasures is finally back. I slammed the club after my last two post-Covid trips as it was totally dead and depressing. Other clubs had come back, but I thought Treasures might be done.…

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How will the media doing this?

A month after the Buffalo supermarket shooting, every news story still begins with “the racist shooting in Buffalo…” This week three black teens beat a white teen to death at LeBron’s I Promise School in Akron. Wondering how the media…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun but somewhat disappointing

Place: I went to Desire on a Friday afternoon at opening (12pm). To my surprise there were already ~8 customers seated at the bars. When you walk in Desire has 2 square bars on the…

Silver Dollar Club

Eugene, Oregon

Demi left me wanting some more....

Had a free couple of hours so I thought I would swing by the Silver Dollar. The outside looks rundown, there's a wooden deck that goes around the front. The parking lot sets back behind…

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TUSCL: The only place on earth people wished they lived in Detroit

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Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

A blah Monday

Went in on a Monday around 1pm. They "open" at noon, but I was the first one there. Four dancers and a bartender. Cover is $5, but even a non-alcoholic drink is $5, so really…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Spontaneous No Dance Night

As mentioned in prior reviews, get here before 8pm and there is no cover charge. The doorman gave my ID a quick look and then asked me to empty my pockets. I gave an incredulous…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Oh well...

I was driving by after meeting up with some friends in Janesville. I was surprised by the number of cars for a weekday after midnight. I hadn't planned on stopping, but figured I…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

An aptly named Oasis in a desert of the dying Atlanta area for strip clubs

Arrived a little after midnight. Front door reception was friendly and helpful. Hadn't been here before so had a few questions about seating and best place to get change. First stop was the restroom. Not a…

Tijuana

Anyone Else Here Get Arriba from Meseras?

As I stated in my review of Bar Gold Palace, I took a mesera (waitress) into a VIP room and had an unexpectedly wonderful arriba. I've also taken a mesera at Chicago Club upstairs for arriba. In my opinion, several…

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Football coach "fined" for political opinions

There are literally no words at this point for where this society is. My only question is how on earth is it legal to "fine" or fire someone for lawful political opinions? There must be some law this…

Tijuana

Sentri vs Global Entry

I'm looking at getting either a Sentri card or Global Entry card and I'm confused. Global entry says International entry to USA by Land Air and Sea. Sentri says Entry to USA from Mexico (only) by land borders. Global entry is $100…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Friday was something special!

So after a nice dinner at Bogies I came to Hank's. I had to be creative but I managed to park in their lot. I used my free pass from Bogies (which…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Return after a long hiatus

I used to come here regularly usually during the day. I made the trek to visit again. There is no valet parking and parking can be a challenge. As you come in…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Looking Dancers in Vegas, But High Priced/Low Mileage VIP Rooms

Sapphire has taken over the number one spot for best looking dancers in Vegas. The Rhino used to be the place you were guaranteed to find some real beauties. But Sapphire is head…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

A tame but satisfying trip

Went into CH3 not knowing what to expect. New to the Vegas scene, and overall surprised by how tame the day shift seems to be around here compared to other places I’ve lived…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

A classic

My go to place in ATL for a reason. Learned about it from an old rock song (rocking out at tattletales?). A staple for a reason. The place is in a slightly run down part…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Still fun on a Friday.

My first time in this place in years, since well before COVID. Dropped in a little after 1. Parking lot was mostly empty, but two patrons inside when I went in. Long, rectangular bar, stage…

Fine Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

Sweet but disappointing night at Fine Diamonds

Ironically it was the last Saturday off before starting a new job working Tuesday - Saturday 3 to ll. Jobsite is 45 minutes in opposite direction. Club is off Pt. Marion Rd north of Morgantown…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Great time on a Wednesday night

I do some photography, and one of my models had just turned 21 and was dying to go to a strip club. So I took her to Rick's, cause a know a number of…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Best of Jersey shore

It is located on rt 9 south can't miss it. Has lots of parking in the back. Has a 2 pole stage with lots of seating all around with comfortable chairs. Many dancers are fully…

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Vegas Visit Recommendations for a Monday

Going for business and will likely have Monday night open. Staying at Resorts World (near Sapphire, De Ja Vu, Rhino). Any of those clubs have specials on Mondays? Or should I seek an arrangement at the casino bar, since it’s…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Hoping Tatianna's new book isn't a bestseller, others reading chapters

Pink club on Rt 130 typical NJ semi secluded no foot traffic with a big parking lot. Daytime $10 cover to the bartender after sitting. Non alcoholic drinks free with cover, BYOB club. Parking lot…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Best Private Dance Experience in Vegas

After reading the last review by Razarus09, I had to go and see what was up. This club has always been near the top of my list in Vegas. I am happy to…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

So So. Used to be better.

A few years ago this place used to have some very hot girls, lately thought they are 5's at best. Mostly 2's and 3's the last few times I went. The place is tiny.…

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Good chicago strip clubs???

Hey everyone so I’m going to chicago next week with a few buddies and we were planning on hitting a strip club. So after discovering this website and doing some research i quickly learned majority of the chicago strip clubs…

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Should PLs feel like vultures?

This thread, https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79904, got me thinking. Am I the only PL on here who has conflicting feelings about commercial sex? Seems like strippers come from families in the bottom 50% of household incomes, or have very dysfunctional personalities, or…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Definite hit but expensive

Stopped in to Tex Mex while on a business trip to the area. I’ve been to this one a few years ago and kind of knew what to expect. The parking lot is…

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Vietnam War

Because she's obsessed with Johnny Depp, my fav brought "Platoon" on DVD over, and we watched it. She was pretty shocked at the scenes of Americans killing civilians and raping a prepubescent girl. She had never heard of…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Former fave; still fairly fun.

First post-pandemic visit to the Mpls Rhino. It felt very safe to be there. The bouncer screened people well upon entering. Inside, there were about ten girls working, but only two or three really caught my…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

It was fine

I walked in around 10:00 PM on a Thursday, only planning on spending 30 minutes there. Cover was $22 including a drink that it took them 20 minutes to offer and by that point I…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Solid Option

There’s a huge blue sign outside so you can’t miss this off 35 in Laurence Harbor. On weekends there is someone in lot for help with parking but on this Thursday no such problem. Parking…

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San Jose library shooting

Apparently yesterday there was a shooting and a stabbing at a branch of the San Jose public library. https://www.mercurynews.com/2022/06/09/san-jose-two-arrested-in-library-shooting/ The Hillview Branch library will be closed until further notice. Has anyone heard from our lug nut expert today?

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Atlantic City Strip Club Recommendation.

Can anyone recommend any Atlantic City Strip Club with Good Mileage. I’m currently staying around the Galloway/Egg Harbor City area for the next three months for a temporary gig.

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Ho Hum Afternoon

Made a day of it as I hit Pink Pony during the day and Tattle Tales in the PM. Already posted my review of Tattletales. I got there around 5 pm. It’s…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fun! They should get more active on their IG to generate more excitement in their girls!

Came in on a Monday evening around 815, knew it'd be slow but that was what my schedule allowed. $22 cover including unlimited soda gun refills, only one other guy already there who was sitting…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Recommended Mesero

I'm going to HK from 6/14-6/16. Can anyone recommend a Mesero?

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Open cup bras

One of my MILF favs is thinking about implants, but balking at the cost and risks to her health. What do youse think about the alternative of wearing an open cup bra while working? https://www.yandy.com/products/elegant-persuasion-open-cup-shelf-bra A problem…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Slow Tuesday afternoon at Bogart's

My boyfriend and I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon in April. It was snowing, but fortunately the pothole-riddled parking lot had been salted. We entered and paid the $5 cover each. Although the rock…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Clancy's Dancers Were Not Retiree's

I had read about Clancy's for years and had the impression it was a rest home for old dancers. I was pleasantly surprised to see all the dancers were younger Brazilians. No one…

Pirates Cove

Portland, Oregon

Pirates Cove-Naked Women and Cheap Beer

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

First time in Austin...had a blast.

Went to Austin for a week long work convention and ended up here after drinking on 6th Street. A colleague had said he had read about this place and wanted to go. This…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Monday night amateur contest

Went to centerfolds on amateur night which they have every Monday. Parking is no problem and it's safe to park there in my experience. Cover charge is a little high at 22 dollars I believe…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Sugars-Feminist Spotted. Yeah, Its Still A Great Club Though.

This was in mid-May. I decided to change things up and hit up a strip club in the evening rather than my regular opening time appearance. I’ve only been to Sugars twice so far, so…

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I am currently in Athens, Greece....

,..and I have to say,this is some of the finest girl watching territory I have ever had the privilege of visiting!!!!!

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

A nice Thursday night

Hit the Pink Pony first (another review to follow) and got to the club @9:30 PM. It is valet only after 3. $5 for valet.. Then security will do a quick…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Infrequent visit to an old favorite place

[DScrub can just call it a shill review. But what can I say - I like this place] I had the rare opportunity to visit this Wednesday. The club now opens at 6 PM (closed Mon…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

A rare disappointing time at Beemers

Beemers has been my favorite club in the area. As usual parking is free and there is plenty of it. Cover is $5. Two bouncers / cover takers. A hot blonde…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Good Bar Food

I don't get in here often because it is not open during the day and I don't have many excuses to get out at night, but today I was able to slip in around 5:30,…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Has Potential !!!

First time visiting this place. It's located right next to one of the big parking ramps downtown so walking there was a breeze. Entrance fee was $10. Walked in and got a beer at…

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Dalls TX strip clubs

Guys, Im in Dallas for a few days. Do any of you have recommendations for the best strip clubs in the area? Thanks in advance.

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Conservatives Call For Return To Traditional Strip Clubs With No Kids Or Drag Qu

U.S.—Conservatives are calling for a return to traditional strip clubs with no kids or drag queens present, marking a dramatic departure from modern sensibilities in favor of the simple old-fashioned deviancy they're used to. "Back in my day, we had gentlemen's…

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Ass for a tank of gas

Seems like a great value to me I'd even throw in a cherry slurpee https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0yja3wLwobERQtF2FXsnsgJ7ZQcti1hgAH5DLxvourBxxP2wH76nWJLFwHknhTWtrl&id=101487798064162&m_entstream_source=timeline&__tn__=%2As%2As-R

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Can You Come See Me Tonight?

Except for wyd OTC texts, these are the sweetest messages to receive early from hot CFs. Yes, it means 'can u bring me money tonite', but I still appreciate them making the effort. I know robs get alot of creepy texts, but…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Talent-Looks so-so; Skills-good

Shares large free parking lot (and $5 daytime cover) with Scores next door. Still doing the ID scan. Long, narrow club with pool tables where dancers often congregate on the right. To the left is…

FKK Forum

Frankfurt Report

Frankfurt Report Note: at this time 1 euro = $1.06 US I didn't want to spend the first week of June in Frankfurt, having sex with hot Eastern European women. But someone had to do it. TUSCL needed report…

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Naomi Is I Moan Backwards

Do you have an audio/moan fetish? It's called auralism. TDLR: Kinda long but some good, fun points. https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/auralism/ When the conversation turns to dances, confirming that she can fake orgasms/whispered moans is her ticket to ride with me. (almost all robs can manage a…

Old girlfriend. Not. But holy crap! Unexpected encounter…

So, I was in LA for work a week ago. Had some meetings get postponed so i wound up with a free Thursday afternoon and evening and decided to have a little bit of fun. I started off at a poker room and did pretty well (for me) turning $400 into $1800. I then decided to play tourist and went to Barone’s for dinner and got a seat at the bar. Fun place to hang out and it’s been in a bunch of movies. I met a couple that was also hanging out and had a great time eating, drinking some decent wine and bullshitting with them. At about 10, I told them I was gonna head…

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Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Owner busted for sexual assault on club dancer

Story & photo: https://nj1015.com/paterson-nj-strip-club-owner-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-dancer-cops-say/

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Rare Mass Club Visit

After reading Loper's review I thought I would check this place out and I did have realistic expectations because this is a Massachusetts club and not a Providence club. My expectation was that this…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Dead during the day, but managed to have a good time with one of the twins

Decided to check out this place that I haven't visited in years. It changed a lot from what it used to be. Used to be more of a dive bar/strip club years ago with cheap-ass…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

CL, Dependably Decent!

Back at my local with some money burning a hole in my pocket! Mostly the same as it ever was: First stage has a wraparound bar which puts you about 10-12 feet from…

The Granville Strip

Vancouver, British Columbia

First experience in Canadian Strip Club. There was a dancer with anal plug.

I visited this place when it just opened. I was wondering why this club was categorized as adult entertainment rather than strip club however, I could not find a huge difference. This club does not accept…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Fun Friday

I visited last Friday (6/3/22) for my second time ever at this club. The last time I went was during the week and there was no cover, but on Friday they charged $25. At…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Average visit

Went in on a weekday around 5ish. Parking lot still the same with the gravel. There were a few cars in the lot. Walked in, bathroom was to your left. I think they had some…

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I ended up being the stripper at my brother’s bachelor party

“I ended up being the stripper at my brother’s bachelor party and didn’t realize it until I was completely naked.” An awkward moment. https://technotrenz.com/entertainment/im-a-stripper-and-when-i-found-out-who-my-worst-client-was-i-was-already-naked-and-people-always-ask-the-same-question-1938024.html

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Free admission with VIP Car Service?

When I last visited pre-COVID, I was able to use Rhino's free limo service from my hotel and admission fee was waived. I'm not seeing anybody taking advantage of that anymore in the reviews. It looks like they still offer…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Cold drinks, warm staff, affordable dances. Who cares if it's a little faded around the edges?

Stopped in after a show to see what was what, having read the history of the venue and being curious what such a venerable old haunt would look like inside. The answer: A vintage temple…

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Optimal dance price for dancers

At the clubs where dancers net the most money (after house fee, club cut of dances, expected tip out), what is the one song dance price? Or, does dancer net $ not correlate well with dance cost? Does…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Great time, super hot dancers, extras available during the day.

Overall: Players club is rapidly becoming my favorite club. This place is pretty great imo. The lineup was incredible for any day, and this was a Wednesday. Extras seemed to be a day shift thing,…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Bad Friday day-shift visit

This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I think.…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Great time, simple, good value, decent lineup.

Overall: This place is fantastic. It sounds like the place is trending in the right direction. The area is weird, but not hostile imo. The lineup is not fabulous, but definitely not bad. Tips will…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Zero mileage, gorgeous women

I was in Nashville for business, and despite the warning about what to expect given TN laws regarding how clubs work, I went. The club is physically really nice, with a fenced-in parking lot, clean…

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

Think with the big head...

Oh my god. This place is dangerous. Decided to check out Red Rose as it's the closest spot to downtown so it wouldn't be an expensive Uber ride. Actually, I took one of those electric scooters…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

An Off Night for the Rhino

Back in Vegas for the week, so I will be reviewing a handful of clubs. First up is the Rhino. It was a bit of a let down, but it was a Tuesday…

Why smelling good at a strip club is an amazing idea

I am someone who has worked in many different clubs across Seattle. I have met a million different types of men. I’ve met straight ballers who are iced out and have a 400$ hoodie to dudes who are rocking a Walmart polo and some 40$ new balances (no shame Walmart has great clothes) and the one thing I have found is that (stay with me here) literally non of that matters if you are clean, respectful and put together. I understand how it is coming into the club after watching the game at the bar with the boys and maybe smelling a little “sour” but just keeping some spray and gum on you will make a world of difference, if…

The Pink Pussycat Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Change of Pace

First time at this club. Got there around 11pm on Weds. 10 dollar cover to get in the door There were about 15 girls there and by midnight there were 25 It was mostly Cuban, Colombian…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

An evening of "Juicy" bodies rubbing all over me

La Pearl is the first floor part of the infamous Philly west side Outer Space Club/La Pearl Lounge. A $10 cover gives you access to both clubs. La Pearl is on the first floor to…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Club Pussycat Needs Some New Dancers

The drinks here are typical for the block. Around $8 for rail drinks for you. To buy a drink for the girl will cost $25. You can get a lapdance in the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Not as advertised (in a good way)

I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls who…

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Definition of a spinner type

Reading through reviews of places local to me and that some of the girls I personally know are being called spinners is laughable. Some of you should learn the definition of a "spinner" before using it as an adjective to…

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Using the Same SN on Various Sites

Some of you just shouldn't use the same screen name all over the internet. Googled UNs with quotes and... What has been seen cannot be unseen. 😬😳

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Fun Club, Hot Dancers

I got there around 8:00 on Friday and there were three girls on the floor. They ranged from a 7-9 in my book, your book may be different from mine but they were all three…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Not much going on here

The club is located a few miles outside of State College. I was in the area for work and arrived around 8:00 PM on a Saturday. You enter into a hallway and I had to…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wish I still lived closer… will certainly take the drive again.

This was my club from my days living in Philly. It was a great time then and it’s still a great time. I went after work and I got there before a cover or bouncer checking IDs…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Violet, my new favorite girl!

Sugar 44 has turned into my “go to” club lately. There isn’t a “party” atmosphere there, and everyone is really laid back. Exactly what I look for in a strip club. Lay out of the…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Great place for Drinks with eye Candy.

This is my go to bar, as well as my local club. The mood of the club and the girls generally depends on how easily I part with my money. Drinks are good. Reasonably priced,…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Not bad for a neighborhood titty bar

Located in Spring City, it's about 30 min west of KOP. Next to Phoenixville. The bar itself is in a odd location. Basically what looks like an old house converted into a bar. It's on…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Slow Saturday Night in Akron

INTRO I intended to visit a few Akron clubs and leave reviews of each, but there was so little going on at the first three that there’s not enough to say about them to constitute an…

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Who is ✨fat✨?

I have never really thought of myself as fat?? I mean sure, like most people I would love to lose 5 pounds, of course. But I am: 37.5 hip, 26 waist, 32DDD, and I’m a little over 5,’ I…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Dead as a door nail.

Stopped in for my second visit ever as I was passing through Huntsville on a Tuesday afternoon at 3:00. When I walked in there was one dancer sitting at the bar with two old dudes.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Enjoyable Trip

The Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas is an upscale strip club and with that expect upscale prices. Cover is $40 + tax, so approximately $44. They scan IDs and do a metal detector wand on…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Disappointing Sunday Evening

Unfortunately, this is not going to be much of a review. I arrived Sunday evening around 10pm Memorial Day weekend. I was driving home from the East Coast and happen to see it and decided…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

17 dancers to pick from

Arrived to what seemed to be a pretty full lot. Walked in and paid a $5 cover. Always $5 day or night. The doorman gives you a ticket you are suppose to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandoras-Still Seattle’s Gold Standard

Was bored on a Saturday morning and knew a certain Mexican milf would be working that day, so decided to make a pilgrimage to the old stand-by. Memorial Day weekend. The more of a strip…

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Getting gay with the PM’s

You know recently I’ve been traveling a little bit and not hitting up some TISCLers to see what’s goin on. To save time I kind sent a mass pm. But now I’m reading it back and I have to admit…it…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Fine Monday Night

Had not been to GGR in quite some time but figured I give it a try again. Went on a Monday when both Ashley and Josie were working, two of my favs. Place…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

First and Last Visit

A friend of mine and I were staying at the new Resorts World casino hotel in Vegas and the lot where we parked his car was literally closer to Sapphire than it was to our…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent Place for Short Visit

Haven’t been here in a while and had a little time so decided to check this out instead of paying Platinums parking and cover charge and taking backroads to Vivide. The club is located immediately…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Oh Lena and Her Yoga Shorts!

This is my 2nd review in less than 30 days but if I wait I will forget. I don’t know why I have to describe the building again but it’s a pink building just off…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

my favorite kind of beach

Was in Des Moines and needed to get an itch scratched that only a young naked girl could reach. Beach girls is one of a few choices in Des Moines and closest to my…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

Ok, not great- limited options locally

Arrived about 9:30pm on Memorial Day. There were only 5-6 dancers and similar numbers of PL’s when I arrived but increased to about a dozen dancers by 11:00. There were a few each of white,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Lunchtime was fun

I was in the neighborhood around lunchtime today and decided to stop by. Mid-week at BDD has never been that successful for me. I didn’t have a lot of time so I literally paid my…

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2ICEES STRIPPER HOE AND INSTATHOT DIARY LULZ

I'm high af and trying to decide if I should get chicken wings or Korean food. Craving kimchi chicken. My high school crush lulz <img src="https://tuscl.net/photos/62a05a0787761">

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Woman Says She Caught STD In Car. Auto Insurance To Pay Out $5.2 Million

Jackson County woman says she caught STD in car. Auto insurance to pay out $5.2 million This is just unfucking-believable https://www.yahoo.com/news/jackson-county-woman-says-she-222907031.html

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Old video of tuscl member secretly filming in club

https://youtu.be/lzqjd5he-nU Old video of tuscl member secretly filming in strip club and member egging him on in comments I flagged that shit

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Daydreams permanently closing this week. Last chance…..

Daydreams is closing as of 6/10/22. Long message just posted on Club’s IG reposted below If you want nude dances in Philly with an open bar, you have just a few nights left . Daydreams_philadelphia After…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Too many people asking to be paid up front

This is for a Friday early evening. Parking is free, but you have to pay $10 cover. The bar is free to sit at as well as the free-roaming tables. The booths cost money. I…

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How can you become a Good judge of Character? (PUA's)

Hey guys, One thing I've noticed is that in Academic Institutions your learn about "historical knowledge" the history of a subject and how to analyze that content. And you can also learn, "theoretical knowledge" studying the structure of a item, like…

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CMACC AND LUPE GOT AN ONLY FANS 🤔

I'm lowkey curious about their anal destruction video 😂😂😂😭😭😭 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CefjYAGPWYk/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= https://www.instagram.com/reel/CegykdoJ1eK/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Pandoras South

Fort Worth, Texas

To boldly go where no man has gone before...

Was in town and saw this place had no reviews. Didn't feel like hauling all the way to Dallas so I said "Why not? Let's explore the unknown!" It was... meh. This club apparently has been there…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Lei vs Synn

Been to Synn but never to Lei. Is Lei better these days? Thanks!

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Grand vs Starlight

Anyone been to both and can recommend one over the other? Considering both are still open? Thanks!

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Body types

From the reviews seems like all girls are thick/curvy. Any petite/slim types available? Thanks!

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Philadelphia clubs for extras

I’ll keep it simple; headed to Philly for work and looking for some extra fun at the club. I like my white girls so avoiding the all-African queen clubs if that’s alright. Where should I go? And is Jersey a…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Friday was nothing special

I visited my favorite smoky and seedy strip club that is known more for extras than ambiance. The parking lot is gated (added during covid) and there are security cameras in the parking lot. The…

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Kids dancing at gay bar shows

If this went on a a straight strip club the place would rightly be shut down and club owners arrested. Of course it wouldn't even get that far, customers would run any adults involved the hell our of the…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Good time , sexy dancers

After a long time, I decided to visit a strip club and chose this as it was closer to my place. I entered around 6.30 pm and there was no cover charge. As soon as…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Business trip on a Monday

I stopped in solo on a random Monday evening during a business trip to Denver. I got to the club around 8 and paid $20 cover at the door. The club is quite big and…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A Comfortable Evening

This club is downtown next to the Twins Stadium. It is in an older building which is rather nice. The area felt safe, and the club itself was comfortable and moderately upscaled. As you…

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Sharing real info with OTC girl.

Is it advisable to share real name, where you live, who is your wife, where you work with a OTC girl? When you have these kind of very intimate OTC meetings, sharing personal info can happen. Is this risky when…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Just another Sunday

I arrived around 5PM to take advantage of the Free before 6PM ad. I was greeted by an empty parking lot and easily took one of the corner spots. The building is flanked…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I miss the pre-pandemic days.

This club has changed for the worse since the pandemic. The layout is the same - one main medium-size bar and very small bar for when their busy. There's ~7 medium size stages.…

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Chanel Uzi on IG

I think she's pretty hot. https://instagram.com/chanel.uzi

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Lots of fun, the right amount of trashy

They really keep things moving along here. It felt like a sushi conveyer belt but with titties. There’s one long stage with dancers on either end at all times. Three minutes person song before one…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Crazy hot dancers, not super wild

There are so many options in PDX and each club needs a way to stand out. I think Rouge went with the “ensure every single girl is a 9+” option. The club isn’t particularly large. Bar…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

No more bull riding.

I was passing through Nashville and I wanted to see what a Tennessee club was like. All the reviews I’ve read about clubs in Tennessee didn’t seem all that great but it was another state…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Hot Fun in the Summertime

I took the title of this review from Sly and the Family Stone’s hit song, which, if you were around in the summer of 1969, you couldn’t have missed, since it was on every radio…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

The Essence of a Sunday visit

I was going to be in the Baltimore/DC area and did some research on the various clubs around the area. I also contacted a senior TUSCL member who was incredibly helpful and complete in his…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Exactly what I look for in a club

To me, clubs are for living a fantasy. So that means women I don’t normally encounter acting in ways I don’t normally encounter. That, in short means decently thin/fit women with fake tits (preferably big…

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Fuel for thought/Fodder for a bitter partisan flame war

YouTube host Cam Harless tweeted: "Every girl is bi. You just have to figure out if it’s polar or sexual." Discuss.

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Fuel for thought/Fodder for a bitter partisan flame war

YouTube host Cam Harless tweeted: "Every girl is bi. You just have to figure out if it’s polar or sexual." Discuss.

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I am going to da Landry Mat on Fridays nite from. Now ON

https://youtube.com/shorts/xHF6dK_w0FE?feature=share ^^^^ hell i pick up da lot lizzardz and get da clothes clean

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El Infierno Cabaret - Las Vegas

Club ad of the day. But seriously I had no idea this was even opened since May 5th!! https://vegaspublicity.com/19198/new-erotic-latin-nightclub-el-infierno-cabaret-slated-to-open-may-5-for-cinco-de-mayo.html Curious if anyone even heard or been there yet, looks like it's part of Deja Vu chain.

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Hot or Not Hot?

I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but is Paige Spirinac truly hot? She’s almost as fake as Icee’s Angels https://thespun.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTgzMTI4MTg5MDQ2MjM2NTEy/paige-spiranac.png

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AN AMERICAN GIRL VISITING THE HK CLUB IN MEXICO

i was under the impression that only men were allowed in to this club. starting at the 1:23:50 mark of the clip below is a girl telling about her story inside the club. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjh8ZL0Irw8

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Bella

I've heard varying reports about Bella. She stopped by my barstool the other day and was very tempting. She was cute, friendly, a little touchy, but no handshake. She didn't have the best position, though. How are her…

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Sovietization of America

Victor Davis Hanson reveals the root cause of all the problems we’ve faced as a country in recent years: Sovietization. This puts ideology above common sense and the common good. https://amgreatness.com/2022/06/05/the-sovietization-of-american-life/

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Any of you pervert apes ever party with pizza rat? Idea for next TUSCL meet up

Remember that plucky Gotham rat that was hauling away a whole slice of pizza or maybe it was a whole pie? Anyhoo, I was partying with this rat. You know, some lion and rat on sexy female hairless ape gangbang…

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Ever notice how may closed clubs go up in flames?

LAS VEGAS (KSNV) — Las Vegas firefighters responded to the former Crazy Horse Too early Sunday morning after several calls of fire showing. At approximately 2:56 a.m. Sunday morning, Las Vegas Fire and Rescue along with Clark County Fire responded to…

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OT: How common is a Johnny Depp fixation?

Spoiler alert for the (very good) movie "The Bad Batch". My current #1 fav has a major thing for Johnny Depp, been her celebrity crush since she was like 9. She said she'd even do Johnny Depp with his Whitey…

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anti-sex-work + anti-abortion = bullshitter

Doesn't make sense to say you are unwilling to legalize a misdemeanor to prevent what you supposedly consider to be murder. Making abortion illegal won't stop all of them. It will cause many to be done illegally, or…

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Job most likely to make you an alkie

Stripper is a definite candidate. But I had a friend in college whose dad was an insurance adjuster. People who are in accidents tent to ask the adjuster where to get body work done. So (at least…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Does Sarabi still work here?

In June 2021, I met a dancer here with the stage name Sarabi. Blonde, medium length hair, probably b cups. Probably around 26-28 She was fun to talk to, and fun lapdance. Does anybody know if she's still working…

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Boob kissing issues

What do you do when a dancer jams her boob in your mouth with enough force that she's also blocking your nostrils? It kinda worked to breath out of a corner of my mouth, since she was a B-cup.…

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What's Up with the Bronx?

Are there only two strip clubs in all of Bronx now? I only see JRs and The Diamond something. I know Sin City closed down a long time ago - that place was actually great. It was big, classy and…

If you're a regular, get to know the staff

You grizzled old veterans know whether this applies to you or not. But for you newbies, some thoughts on how to wire the system in your favor, if you're a regular at a club. If you're a regular at a club, getting to know the staff is a pretty low-effort affair, that can result in a huge benefit to your SC trips. ESPECIALLY if you're a regular who goes to the club often, during slower shifts. I've found there's pretty much no downside. At worst, if you're friendly with the bouncer or manager, well now you have someone to talk sports with while you're waiting for your ATF to come out of the locker room. But here are some (just…

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Restaurant Chains With Hot Waitresses

I eat out a lot, and I love watching and flirting with good-looking waitresses when I am out on the road for work. Not including any of the breastaurant chains, which chains seem to consistently have hot waitresses? In my experience,…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Durham NC 2AMer

Three people were seriously injured after gunfire erupted in the parking lot of a strip club on the eastern outskirts of Durham early Sunday morning, a Durham sheriff’s spokeswoman said. All three were taken to a local hospital in private…

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Poll: Most hyped strip club city on TUSCL

What’s the one you feel that’s most talked about on here? It’s probably not our three largest cities Chicago, New York City and Los Angleles. And Texas is a big state with some big cities but not a lot of…

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Buck...

My not being VIP I think has messed up with my ability to private message. As I found out there's a limit of ability to private message as a non-VIP member. Anyway buck... to watch sports... I would suggest dames…

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How to slap a butt

Recently watched this conversation between two esteemed butt women of porn, Alexis Texas and Jada Stevens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahGcCTPJiM . In it, Alexis explains and demonstrates the correct way to smack a booty. You move your hand upward, delivering…

Surviving a Club Shooting

The topic of mass shootings and gun control have been all over the news as of late. In the last few years we have seen mass shootings in churches, elementary schools, high schools, grocery stores, theaters, and nightclubs. Read the news on Google and you will see at least a few violent crimes taking place at gentlemen’s clubs every week. Given the high occurrence rate of violence and crime at American strip clubs, why have we not seen a mass shooting at a strip club yet? All of the elements are there: Frustrated losers who can’t get laid. Shady people and criminals. High testosterone. Heavy drinking. Drug usage. I think it is only a matter of time before we see…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Aggressive Girls

I really can’t review this club since a friend dragged me there the other night. Never been to it in all my years in Vegas. The girls are very young for the most part and insanely aggressive in their sales…

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In honor of the Queen’s platinum jubilee

Since I am King of the Jungle I respect all the various Kings, Queens, Princes, and whatnots. So I though I’d share a story about Queen Elizabeth II and her eldest son. The Queen and Prince Charles are traveling alone in…

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The Hypocrisy of the NBA

June is Pride Month and every NBA team has introduced new logos with pride colors and are selling Pride gear. No issue with that - what I do have an issue with is the blatant hypocrisy of the NBA n 2016,…