Opie said "Am I missing something?"
Well, there's the location-based reviews area of this website (where you've posted four reviews...). So, maybe start there.
Not all, but most locals on here will agree that Club Desire is the best, with Foxy Lady being a close(ish) second (and for some guys placing ahead of Desire). But neither are built to serve the coupon-clipping club customer. Depending on when you go, Desire can also be very laid back.
If you want always laid back, then Club Fantasies might fit the bill. But on some shifts it's less laid back and more dead.
If you want less expensive, then Mickey's in Cumberland. But with Mickey's it's very often "you get what you pay for" in terms of dancer quality.