Time to put this fire out 🌊 ....Oh no it was a grease fire! OH NOOOO! SOMEBODY HELP! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! HELP! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mesa, AZ. I call it Table. Friday night. Way the fuck east. Not much if you keep going. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no id check, no interaction, no nothing. States 2 drink minimum. I'm somewhat of a badass so I only do one. I got a water for $2 dollars. Bar is in the middle there, dance area is left of that, $25 a song community dance room. Stage area on the right where the stage and most dancers were. One girl up at a time dancing. Crowd was mostly hispanic and white. Club was alright but kinda beat up.
Dancers. About 10 or so. I would say talent was pretty mediocre. Mostly white and latina here. 20-40ish. One hispanic girl came up to me that I honestly couldn't tell was a man or not. I'm still not sure. Other girls weren't too bad but mostly 5-7 I would say. Nothing to make me want to buy dances.
Na this ain't the spot. I left. Walked out without buying a second drink. Nobody said shit. I put my sunglasses on, threw my denim jacket over my shoulder and walked out like I didn't give a fuck. Because I don't. Don't fuck with me. I'm dangerous. I'm a one drink kind of man JUST TRY TO STOP ME!!!! Alright hold guys I gotta go my mom picking me up.
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