Dancer Pet Peeves

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booty_lover92
Just a short list of things that normally turn me off from strippers. Septum piercings, nipple piercings, bad breath, dancers that walk the room and not get on the poll, robs, and those who promise “good time” but give low energy dances.

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Pick the one you want. Demonstrate generosity and charm, get her completely off script and into a Front Room Feel Up And Make Out Session. Let this advance to its maximum. Breasts Bared FRMOS is a real power trip. Front Room DATY and Stage Side DATY have been written about. Then and only then you invite her to the back room for the maximum. Then you get her outside ASAP to continue and have regular visits.

Taken at face value strip clubs are just fine tuned well oiled machines for separating marks from their money. But with the women themselves there is nothing fraudulent about them, they are exactly what they appear to be.

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funonthaside
2 years ago
Dancers who hide in the dressing room, yet complain about not making much cash.
Dancers who want to be called sex workers! I find the term so offensive! I usually tell those whores they are demeaning themselves by using that term. Just be honest whores!

That was sarcasm.
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docsavage
Indiana
2 years ago
I have a dancer pet peeve I only run into about once a year. I ran into it last Saturday night. I had two strippers want to do a double dance with me. I always feel like that is twice as much money but not twice as much fun. Doing a lap dance with just one girl is what I prefer. Usually when I get the two girl offer one is much cuter than the other. If I ask if I can just do a dance with the one I want then the other one I rejected sulks and then I feel bad.
When they yell out lyrics to songs like they're chanting along. Some will clap to it. Black girls and wannabe black girls tend to do this out here. It's annoying. Especially when a group will do it.

When they act zoned out and robotic. Like there's no human connection there.

Quoting prices different from the ones displayed in the club.

Ugly toes.

Ugly shoes.

Ass clap. Singing along to the songs.
The shoe clapping thing. So f'ing annoying.
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mark94
Arizona
2 years ago
Dancers who treat customers like prey, using manipulative tricks rather than providing service.
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funonthaside
2 years ago
Hiding in the dressing room, then complaining about not making much money.
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