First time bliss, second time miss

Backstory: I was once visited kittens and got a lap dance in the VIP rooms with this absolute smoke show who, unprompted said it was okay for me to touch her, everywhere, and she took care of me. It was pretty surreal but, like the moron I am, I didn’t think to ask for her name or number. Since I was nearby and had the itch, I figured I would stop by with the hope that she would be there. Spoiler: she was not. Which leads to this review…

If you’re not familiar with Kittens, it’s not a very nice place. Pretty dirty, not the hottest girls, but if you’re going to kittens it’s for a specific purpose. You’re just looking for your standard strip club with a couple lap dances, déjà vu is going to be much nicer.

So this time I walk in, grab a seat, and wait to see who comes around. The first girl to sit down says she is called amore. She’s pretty good looking, but very pushy for a dance from the start. I tell her I just got here and I want to take it in a little bit before going into the back with someone. Well, I did just that, and I have to say, almost everyone else that came around was, imo, no better than a 5, with one girl who was an 8, same as Amore.