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Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Hate, I didn't learn Spanish. May have got some more mileage

I used to frequent XTC, but I wanted to try this instead for a change. This is hands down a Spanish club. I went in Sunday evening . Very little crowd, compared to the late…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Tuesday Night Visit to Mpire in Washington DC in 2022

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better strip…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

There Anniversary

Well the free parking was fuller than usual. They have cut down all the trees in the lot. Now what minimal relief from the triple digit temps was previously available is no longer.…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Fun but brief night

Got to the club around 10pm. Utterly dead for customers. There's some weird California law where you can't serve alcohol and have nude strippers. Sounded like a raging party was going on next door in…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Men's Club Charlotte - if you have an ATF, go in on Sunday

Many have described the club prior. Large upscale club, valet parking, VIP area upstairs, three stages downstairs, one stage upstairs (on Sunday, only one stage used). TV screens all around, nothing on that Sunday though. It…

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Towns for Clubbing

Yeah... I know this basics question has come up before and the default answer is to read the reviews but... If you could go anywhere in the continental US, what's the best city for a 4-5 day club crawl? (Sure, TJ…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Neighborhood Bar with a stage to the side.

- [ ] ID checked YES - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down YES - [ ] Pat down NO Cover: $8 Club: building on relatively busy street with…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Solid afternoon performance

I reviewed Scores according to Tuscl back in 2019 but have been in for short visits since then. This visit was a bit longer and one of my more enjoyable times. I’m not…

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MONKEY POX CHECKIN :OFFICIAL THREAD

For all the tricks who get monkeypox from hoes to tap in. Official thread.

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Something bad happened to my dick

Something bad happened to my psyche and my dick. It started when the hot girl who'd blown me often said she can't because the club was watching her. A jealous dancer had tipped them off that she was sneaking out…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Quick But Enjoyable Visit

PREFACE: On a road trip from the East Coast to Chicago and back, I managed to make a two-day stop in Detroit – my third in the last 10 months – to visit a few…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Monkeypox exposure notification from this club

https://www.reddit.com/r/DenverCirclejerk/comments/wenoch/our_governor_lord_voldepolis_and_his_rightwing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Yeah, it would be better to link the actual Denver health department website. But since linking to Reddit is a thing right now, I’m going to keep the trend going 😎

Showgirl III

Fort Wayne, Indiana

What happened to ShowGirl II?!?! Where is ShowGirl II? AMBER ALERT! AMBER ALERT!

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night. 815. Parking lot was empty I should've took the hint. Walk in guy at the counter. Military is free if there was a cover I wouldn't have come in at…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Uhh dude we got like 1 showgirl right now is that cool?

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night around 9. Just came from Showgirls III which I was thought was false advertising btw they should be Showgirls none. Walk in, ID check and no cover. Two fat guys…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

How are Joe Klecko and Zach Thomas not in the NFL hall of fame yet?

Canton, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Peppermint Hippo. Safe, commercial area, well lit. Parking lot, plenty of spaces. Walk in, they cash register wasn't working so they guy said no cover. Some blonde chick,…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Hey everybody lets go feed the cute Hippo some Peppermint! OH NOOOO! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Akron, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Luigi's they got some good pizza I thought and it was the only thing open and the only sign of life in downtown Akron which was a complete…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Massage day

Playing golf in the area I decided to hit this spot after the round to cool down. I was a mess when I arrived after golf, having accepted a bet doubling the usual stakes and…

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California AB5 Employee Status; Update/2nd Glance

Taking another look AB5 in Calirornia now that’s it’s a few years in and how it affects strippers and what they are saying. Is their some now extreme remorse sense of lament at the realities of these girls are now…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Holy Toledo

Toledo, OH. Saturday night after midnight. Northern Toledo. Walk up get patted down, cover $10, free military. Walk in, stage, two dancers up at time, seating all around bar on right. Dances are $25 a…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Dan Crenshaw at the door

Toledo, OH. Saturday night. Strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in. through the mag. Guy at the front looked just like that dude Dan Crenshaw, eye patch and all. Said he did 21 in the…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Angel in the Outfield. Strippers in the Strip Club.

Kalamazoo, MI. Near a fairly wooded area actually. Big parking lot. Walk in, cover was $10 IIRC to the girl at the booth. No pat down or ID check. Club is really a long rectangle.…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Trying to find me one of Derek Jeter's favorite strippers

Kalamazoo, MI. Friday night. Just came from Angels. Parking lot should find a spot. They were grilling out front but it was $9 bucks for a hamburger that ain't a deal. Alright so there's like…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Pretty girls. Ugly girls. Just depend on the night

Mostly white girls. Goth, and regular pretty white girl types. The bartenders tend to be better looking then the dancers which seem to be a THING nowadays lol. They tax you to get a dance,…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Tues at IS

Went there for the first time on a Tuesday as it was $10 dances. Dances are topless only. $16 cover to get in and they scan your ID. Modelos were $7, bud…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Eh, would not likely revisit.

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…

Politics

Touchdown in Taiwan. No passengers were hurt in the making of this film

I couldn't find the thread where someone was talking about Pelosi flying over Taiwan but if you don't know, she went for dipolmatic purposes it seems thus far. https://twitter.com/i/events/1554253510727741441 Lets see if china is all talk or will they retaliate in some

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Mask Up: Part 8

Oh COVID, you’ve made people permanently lose their minds. On a serious note I know several people that have wound up in the hospital with COVID in the last month. Ages ranging from early 30s to late 60s people…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

If you like Cuban girls…

I’ve only been to 4 clubs so far, but this one was definitely the grimiest. The chairs were old and ragged, the bathroom was nasty, and the set up isn’t great. You come in and…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Dayton, Ohio

Datin' in Dayton (Well it didn't work out so I came here)

Dayton, OH. Roger Clemens and Mike Schmidt are from here. Just came from cheeks 2 minutes away. Cheetah I guess is a newer club. Safe commercial area in the south suburbs. Plenty of parking. Walk…

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11th Circ. Finds Miami Beach's Strip Club Rules Constitutional

The Eleventh Circuit has affirmed a lower court's ruling that a Miami Beach, Florida, ordinance requiring strip clubs to verify dancers' ages and keep records subject to spot searches doesn't violate the clubs' First and Fourth Amendment rights. The ordinance —…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Spread those cheeks! When you are in the middle of Skyline Chili diarrhea that is, it really makes it less painful

West Carrolton, OH. I was in Dayton to see the National Air Force Museum, I thought that was really cool, that is some collection of planes. Anyway Thursday night. I splurged and decided to stay…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Now they got you FILLING OUT FORMS at the door

Centerville, OH. Thursday night. End of a Dayton club run. Plenty of parking, seems like a safe suburban, strip mally type area. Walk in, big black guy security dude at the front door gives you…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Hit or miss place

Decided to stop in while driving by. It was a Monday night so the cover was low, $5. I was surprised there was a cover. I only saw three girls in the place, two talking…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Mid

Typical club layout. Stage in the middle with two poles on it. The bar surrounds the stage. At the front entrance are the dance room. 30 for the regular rooms and 125 for VIP. The…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Sunday's quick visit

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon at about 5ish, plenty of parking. Their was a $1 cover charge with optional tip at door. No parking fee. As soon as I enter I noticed a decent sized…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

American Bush beats the rest in SLC

I have been going to the American Bush on and off for about 3 years. I have really loved this location because it opens at noon and gives me the option to come during…

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I Can Now Relate to Hyman Roth

A few weeks ago, I didn’t know I had a heath problem. I was enjoying life, my kids and traveling to whittle down my bucket list. Then my doctor told me I had prostate cancer. I was surprised. I had…

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

No diamonds in the rough

This place might be okay for a night out with the boys, but don't expect to make any serious inroads with a dancer. Come here to throw some bills in the air. Save yourself the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Solid night

This was my first time back to Pandora's in awhile. They changed some things up, but much remains the same. $20 to get in, which included a free soda. I arrived around 9-10pm on a…

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Same old, Same old in Chattanooga.

This is a review from a couple of weeks ago. First the basics, this is a bikini bar, no nudity, but they do serve beer and coolers. You can also byob with a setup charge.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Worthwhile visit to the local dive

Hit up Henry’s on a Monday. Only the second or third time I’ve been to this place. Free parking, $5 entry, and $10 to go in back. Monday is 10 dollar dance days, but I…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Nice visit that would have been better with more time

Treasure Club is located in industrial area in Greensboro just off I-40 and close to PTI airport. Parking is free inside gated lot. Absolutely no safety or security concerns. As you approach the club…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Slow on Sundays

I had a late flight in and didn't want to go home so I decided to go to Fantasy World. They cover was $15. I arrived around 2:00am and found that there were only 4…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

More like Booty Trap on the River

Was in Downtown Miami with a group of guys and we got the late night twitch for some fun.. Took an uber there and after rolling through an industrial back road we see the neon…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Small place, big girls

My title might be a little harsh, but not entirely untrue. I stopped in here Saturday evening around 9:30. There's basically zero parking but I found a spot on the street in front…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

A review that sort of isnt a review??!!

So I saw a recent review of this place that somehow got approved, but really said almost nothing and left a lot of questions. I'm still left in the dark by the asshat at the door…

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Team America: World Police; Fuck Yeah

Al Zawahiri killed. He was more of the mastermind behind 9-11 that UBL. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/us-conducts-successful-counterterrorism-operation-takes-out-significant-al-qaeda-target-afghanistan

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

First time at Scruple on a Sunday night, kinda disappointed

I had gone out for an evening bike ride, I wanted to see the sunset at Seaside. As I was making my way back home I felt, fuck it, why not swing by Scruples. I…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Blue Flame 🔥

I’ve been here about three times (night). It get pretty packed on the weekend. It’s gonna be slow of week nights but it’ll still be plenty of girls around. The women here are fiiine, lots…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Dollar Parade is endless

So as soon as you walk in the there are bars on both the left and the right. They have girls dancing at both tables who a mostly of latin decent. The girls…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Lots of two way high mileage, great ambiance

Place was decent, big stage, lots of pretty girls, music wasn’t too loud or annoying and DJ played some bops. The place has ample parking and isn't hard to get to. Also somewhat close to…

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Pussylicker2, Techman and Desertscrub - go fuck yourselves

@Desert: Why can't anyone like the talent in a club without being accused of shilling? Yes there is plenty of that on this site, but by now you should be able to differentiate the bad ad copy that accompanies…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

A little pricey but always an interesting visit.

What to say about this place. I guess I'll start with the costs. It was $20 to get in the door and $10 for a very tightly controlled shot of Jack. Ouch and double…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Decent eye candy but not much else

Idletraveler did a great job in his last review of describing the layout, so I'm not going to repeat it except to say that the place is as large as he said and looked exactly…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Not much out in nowheresville

Came in on a Saturday afternoon since I was in the area (around little else). Drinks were cheap and it’s a rather unappealing layout with a small bar in the front and a room in…

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Anybody here bang Amber Heard?

So apparently she used to be a stripper. Anybody here want to claim having gotten extras or OTC from her? https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiECcmaRUxuOGtPh906E2DFGYqGAgEKg8IACoHCAowhK-LAjD4ySww-9S0BQ?uo=CAUiANIBAA&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

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A new leaf

Extras have become boring. 15-30 minutes is just not enough time to have fun. Always seems rushed and seldom worth the money. It also hurts that at my go to club, Desires, the newer dancers just don't appeal to…

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The importance of maintaining discipline

Sometimes it's hard to maintain discipline and not let the little head overrule the big one. I ran into this situation just last night. I arranged an OTC date with a girl who I met in the club.…

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Asking a stripper for a role play OTC

I don’t have a lot of weird fantasies but one I’m really thinking about doing is I want to go to Pittsburgh, find a willing, hot stripper (perfect world, one that resembles Jennifer Beales) and reenact that movie Flashdance, you…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Natalyia (Cierra Calderhead)

Does anyone know of Natalyia, who used to work there till she got knocked up by some illegal Mexican dude? Trying to find him. He is paying child support for the baby and the baby is no longer…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Freelance Visits

If you are new here, this gives a detailed description to get a fair amount of info in one place. If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Night at the poodle

What can I say? If you’re from the bay and you’re into strip clubs you’ve probably had a night at the poodle. First off, it’s sleazy, but delightfully sleazy. It’s got an old school feel…

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Hot Women Professions

Since we had the debate about what PL professions impress strippers… What professions held by women do you like? Example - of all the hottest women I know personally, the most popular professions for these hot women would be:…

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Where to buy ITC lap dance pant ,Please provide links

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Best SC in the area. Will go back!

Came in on a Thursday evening. $20 cover charge at the door. They also scan you for any metal objects before letting you in. Immediately as I walk in, I see a big stage with…

The Healing Power of Nuru

I had never been into massages. I thought they were a waste of money and only for sissies. I was never interested in a stranger rubbing their hands all over me at one of those Massage Envy places. I highly doubted there was anything a masseuse at a massage shop could do that would relieve me of stress and tension. A few years ago, my view of massages would completely change while traveling overseas when I came across a variant known as nuru. Nuru is a type of massage that originated in Japan in the late 1950’s and spread throughout the world over the subsequent decades. During a nuru massage, a nude masseuse slides and rubs her body on your body…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

So so Sunday night

Visited Mpire on a Sunday night around 11pm. Actually tried Archibald’s and Camelot first and they were both closed. When I arrived club was at capacity unless I wanted to buy a bottle service…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Darling Nikki

Decided to drop into Cheetahs after a movie and check out he talent. The $25 door fe wasn’t bad. The dancers were pretty nice over all. I sat and talked with a dancer named Harvey.…

G String

Akron, Ohio

The damn AC is broke - otherwise it’s ok I say

It’s Biseggi!! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real deal, Italian meal, strip club reviewerer and all the boys know Biseggi!!!! Aye!!!! First I wanna thank my assistant Agnus for delivering the all fan…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Best in downtown area

I was staying in downtown so went to Brass Rails 5-6 times during this trip. Not much has changed since pre-Covid. One big stage in the free entrance side and I guess a separate one…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Must have been a slow night

Visited Rick’s on a Sunday. No cover. Two drink minimum. It was raining and the bouncer encouraged me to check my coat as it was damp. The place was nearly empty. There were two other…

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A dancer occupation that impressed me

Or maybe the headline should be Never Underestimate a Dancer https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/exotic-dancer-undercover-atf-white-supremacist-bombing-1390142/

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Hot Time Tonight

Purpose of Visit: I had 3 friends from Columbus who were at a Time Share Condo in Smyrna Beach. I visited with them Friday, July 29th. I had told them about my…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Quiet Monday

This was my first time here. Went to kill time more than anything on a longish trip back home. I knew afternoon is generally considered a peak time here, but wanted to get…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Bit underwhelming, but one girl made it worthwhile

I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet coke, and a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Friday afternoon

Was in the area around opening so I decided to make a trip last Friday afternoon. They have finally updated to correct opening time on the clubs website to 2pm. It was saying noon on…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

A comparison with Vanity

This club and Vanity share the same parking lot (practically) Each charge $10 to get inside when we arrived at 9 PM. They do seem to be competitors to each other, not one of these…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My Favorite Flavor of Gum

----------------------- Thursday, June 30, 2022 ----------------------- After being seated in the VIP area, up the steps across from the ATM along the back wall, I ordered two grenadine Cokes, neither of which came with cherries, and tipped the…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Slow Tuesday Afternoon but better than waiting at the gate

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon when my flight out of Raleigh was several hours delayed. It's very near airport (10m to Rental Car return max). First time here since COVID. Cover $10. Inside there…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

A little better than the last time

I had a Sunday evening to kill, so I headed to Fayetteville to see if the clubs had changed any. I stopped at Secrets first, planning to exit quickly if it was apparent that nothing…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Saturday thrills

Operational: There are some changes in the hours and days of operation from previous reviews. The club is open as a bar with slot machines 9 am - 9 pm Monday through Saturday and noon…

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Destroying Shitters At The Museum Is The Best

I just destroyed a shitter at a museum. They had a TV in the shitter! All I had to do is leave the stall door open to watch the TV and learn about Cliff Dwelling Indians! It is even better…

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Nichelle Nichols, Star Trek’s Lt. Uhura, Passed Away

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/tv/2022/07/31/nichelle-nichols-star-trek-lieutenant-uhura-dies/10197156002/

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Completed review of a money saving visit - total

Title: I will go back for sure. Background of this visit: 7/31/2022, Sunday, 12AM to 2AM. Never brought any drinks, never used a valet parking, spent total $28 - $3 cover + $20 lap dance + $5…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

An average visit

The Raleigh clubs haven't been exciting so I decided to make a trip to Fayetteville, this club hadn't been reviewed in awhile so I went to check ot out. The Club is located in a…

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What the Hell Is Authentic Flour?

I got some flour tortillas today to make tacos and there was a sticker on them that said made with Authentic Flour??? Like is it from another country? Or has labeling language gone farther off the deep end?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Guess I'll go home and do it myself

It was a sunny Saturday around noon. Parking lot was about a quarter full. Alternative looking thick girl took $20 at the door, and asked me what I wanted to drink. When she brought me…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Getting better, but pricing a little higher than I'd like

I haven't been to Smiles in a while and figured what the hell why not take a trip last night. They have gone through a lot of different things over the past 3 years. New…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I remember 13 names. All ages represented.

Parked in the free lot and without a valet. Pretty crowded but by 430 starts to clear out. By 6 pretty well cleared out except for a few hard core patrons left.…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Warm night with Hot ladies

On a hot Saturday evening with temperatures in the upper 80's and low 90's and without any air-conditioning, I decided to venture out and take advantage of the cool air conditioning that Deja Vu had…

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NBA lLegend Bill Russell passes at 89

Damn the man was an amazing ball player 11 championships A tremendous icon with the Boston Celtics Arguably the greatest Basketball player of all time R. I. P. Bill Russell

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[OT]: Most Credits IMDB

Sometimes I get bored and look up dumb stuff I was thinking about which actor has the most credits on the Internet Movie Data Base My game, my rules so I filtered out certain categories (Porn: Tom Byron, almost 2000 credits, Nina…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

They don't take credit card. Take cash, or you need to get cash advances.

I got to Lust at 6:45. The parking lot was pretty full, so I parked behind the building in the gravel area. I walked around to the entrance, paid 10 bucks, got a wristband put…

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Question for Dancers: What Occupation impresses you the most?

This is a question for dancers: what job about a customer would impress you the most in a strip club. I know it's a generalization, but still. For example, if there were a bunch of guys who were the same…

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Bitcoin, Deja Vu

Approximately 3.5 years ago, I started a discussion by writing the following: “What do you think are the chances of Bitcoin price returning to $20,000 within the next 5 years?... If bitcoin hits $20,000 again, that’s a 426% total return”…

Politics

do not be fooled

Joe Biden does not have rebound COVID. He is completing his transformation into Dark Brandon. https://twitter.com/TerryWatkinsJr1/status/1545771891763322880/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1545771891763322880%7Ctwgr%5E3bd9d5d68c3f04fa374305b611e26bbdf17739d7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fwhat-dark-brandon-meme-evil-joe-biden-takes-internet-storm-1725626 https://twitter.com/StaubLiam/status/1547300945305866240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1547300945305866240%7Ctwgr%5E3bd9d5d68c3f04fa374305b611e26bbdf17739d7%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Fwhat-dark-brandon-meme-evil-joe-biden-takes-internet-storm-1725626 https://twitter.com/i/status/1547623205136789505

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Wasted effort

This place is going down hill..Been here a few times in the past 2 months and each time got worse. 9:30 pm on a Saturday is not prime time but there were plenty of bored and…

Politics

Britain: Arrested because he hurt someone's feelings

“Someone has been caused anxiety based on your social media post. And that is why you’re being arrested.” British policing, 2022. https://twitter.com/PaulEmbery/status/1553471082501398528 Can you believe this crazy shit?

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OTC Choice

If you had to choose between a 9 for one hour who gives great head or a 6 for four hours who gives okay FS for roughly the same ($400), which would you choose? Obviously $400 for a BJ is more…

That One Place Lounge

Idaho Falls, Idaho

Your Only Option in IF

As an Idaho Falls club, a city controlled by the LDS, the girls have to wear skin tone underwear under their costumes, which messes up the look. Beer is cheap, cocktails are heavily marked up…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Attitude Matters!

When it comes to sexiness—and especially a satisfying private dance—attitude and personality can be just as important-- and sometimes more important-- than looks. This was proven to me once again as I decided to swing…

Mustang Sally's

Tonawanda, New York

Early visit into the mystic at NY Showgirls.

Place. Clean. Kind of small. Vip is a room with booths. No real privacy. I got there at 7:17 p.m. they were in a transition shift from day to evening. There was nobody at the…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Nude club days?

The club website doesn't list hours for the nude club, and the listing here is contradictory; is it open 7 days a week, or only some days?

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Sunday?

Can someone confirm if this club is open on Sundays? Google says it is open on Sundays but Tuscl says it isn’t.

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Caught Up

It’s been a while since I’ve hit the scene due to work and other adventures but I’ve kept up with the forum and noticed Vivide has shown up on the board a lot lately as…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Disappointed

This place is dead. I stayed on Miami beach for a week and had an Airbnb on the Oceanview, so tried to find a place with walking distance after dinner. There was a large sofa…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

it either Slim or Sapphire (formerly Coty) still working here?

Andy intel on Slim or Sapphire (both formerly of Atlantis) sightings here? both well worth the trip!

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Recent Saturday Afternoon Visit - Not Quite What It Used To Be

This review is from a recent Saturday afternoon visit. I think it was around 4 PM or so when I arrived. Parking was easy and free (self-park). The bouncer-door guy scanned me…

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Perfume

What kind of perfume do you all like? To be clear this isn't a discussion about why strippers should wear or not wear perfume. I don't care if these are male/female/unisex scents whatever. Are you more into perfume, eau de toilette, mists/sprays?…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Upstairs is Open For Now

I was at the club today this afternoon and the couches upstairs were in use due to the mass influx of Platinum dancers and customers. One of my faves told me that management allowed the upstairs to be open Friday…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Good night Thursday

I went there on a Thursday at 8 pm and left at 10:30. Place: This has been stated before but There is a large parking lot and when I got there it was about half…

Tijuana

Advantages of bars vesus paradas?

Don't need to know Spanish? Women are more attractive/healthier? More of a GFE?

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I know we all heard of blue pill but have you ever considered trying a spray?

So I haven't used this in many years and honestly I don't need it but back in the day I used to use something sparingly called promescent. It's essentially a super watered down version of a blue pill and a…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

The weekend Stars

I don’t go to Stars too often but I found myself in the area on a Friday night, so I decided to stop by to see some old friends. One thing about Stars (at least…

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Congratulations. You leave the club with blue balls. What now?

We've all been there. You have been saving up your money and baby batter for days if not weeks. You are so horny you walk in with a visible semi and a fist full of 20s. You…

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The tuscl descriptions

I know each club has descriptions and I look for "couples friendly ". If it is not listed does that mean it is not couples friendly or that there is just not any couple's review? I was specifically looking into…

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Jerking off too often before going to the club

So I made a mistake today. I usually jerk off once before going to the club on the weekend if I plan to look for ITC fun. But today I did it 3 times. At my age,…

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*After making it rain hundreds of singles on bubble butt boogie booties*

Down at the strip club. ***The Next Morning at Denny’s*** “Should I leave a $2 or $3 tip, what do you think?”

Tijuana

In Tijuana August 15-18

Gents, I will be in Tijuana from August 15-18. HK is having Lingerie Night on the 17th and from what I understand that is always popular. Hoping to meet some of you fellow mongerers during that time. If you are,…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Great place to chill

In town on business and had a few hours open before heading to the airport. Jet Strip seemed to be the most promising based on reviews here so I gave it a try. Parking was…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Mission Accomplished

Uber'd over so I don't know about parking but they have valet and the lot is pretty beat up. Cover was $12 after id was scanned (maybe). The first thing that hits you…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Nashville 2AMer

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — According to our Nashville affiliate, WKRN, an investigation is underway after two people were injured in a shooting outside an adult entertainment club in South Nashville early Saturday morning. Officers responded to a shooting just before 2 a.m.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Ok visit but could be better

I haven’t made any reviews lately for a couple reasons. First, I’ve been sticking with mostly OTC visits and second, Vivide gets more reviews than most and the other clubs I’ve been to have been…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

RUBY'S II Average Ladies who give nude lap dances

Ruby's II July 29, 2022 1 - [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: this all…

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

Worth a visit with some nice mielage and contact

Was in Austin for a wedding. Decided to check out this place since it was nearby. Walked in and bouncer said cover was 25 but htne when gil rings it she says it…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Nice variety, some action available

It's been a while since I've been there, and the place looked good. First, the building has a parking lot right next to it, and further down. Don't park next to it, as sometimes people park…

A wild night with lots of surprises.

I went to the Wonderland club at 20 W 20th last Thursday night around midnight, and when I showed my Le Rouge Lounge invite on my phone to the bouncer outside, he radioed inside for…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Close to Airport - Oasis is worth a visit.

Oasis is about 8 min from the Philly Airport - so it was a decent place to kill time since I was picking someone up later that night. No cover this Friday at…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Tropical Lei

I went to tropical lei on a Monday afternoon to visit a regular of mine. Tropical Lei is located in the foothills of upland. Literally off “Foothill Blvd”. I pay the increased entrance fee which…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Great Visit

Late afternoon/early evening arrival that transitioned into the shift change at 8pm and before any entrance charge. They do check drivers license against something on a computer so probably some tracking going on. Highly…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

High mileage dive bar in an unsafe area

1 - [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector YES - [ ] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down YES - [ ] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: building on side street No…

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8-9pm

Friday night. Am I outta line for being ticked off that some clubs it’s a graveyard at this time? Maybe one dancer comes out, maybe you get two. I don’t think it’s that early. Just staring at all these other…

Lickity Splitz

Wausau, Wisconsin

Right off the freeway

Lickity Splitz is mid-sized club in Wausau, WI. It’s right off the freeway. A large white build with a parking lot that is poorly laid out, so I could see parking on a busy night…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Three years, nothing much has changed.

So my first visit in 3 years was Wednesday late afternoon, nothing has changed, The club is in a somewhat run down free standing building right next to the northbound on ramp for Route…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good time with one girl

Visited this place en route to airport. Had some time to kill. Parking is inside building but I chose to park on street and walk inside It was around 4pm and security let me in. When you enter…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

It’s can be a fun club if you get a fun dancer

On my way to Hartford I stopped in for a beer and to check out the talent. No cover which was nice, maybe 3 other guys in the bar. About six dancers working,…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Worthwhile if in Brevard county

Went here after helping a local friend move. I hadn’t been in any brevard clubs in years. I arrived desperate for some fun, as things have been very dry for me since the onset of…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Pretty solid place

I’ve been here 15+ times. Cover charge for people under 21 is 35 on Friday and Saturday nights and 25 on the rest. The layout is basically a state with two poles, and…

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Intentional ignoring text games

Do you know dancers or even other people, guys or girls who engage in this? Basically they intentionally ignore someones texts in order to get the other person to chase after them more, or ask them out, give them attention.…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Not Bad

My schedule afforded me some time to stop in OGD and check out the talent. Not to sound like a shill report or just provide unnecessary info, but they do have a nice parking lot and…

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Why Do Young Women Dress Immodestly?

Serious question - don’t laugh I stopped at Five Guys for a cheeseburger and there was a group of college(?) (Maybe high school) kids. Mixed male and female. Matching khaki shorts and blue T-shirts with writing that…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

So….The Rumors are Indeed True! Meow!

Intro This club has had a long history to say the least. The current building that is now Club E11even was actually the original Gold Rush club back in the day, before the facility was…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

weekday afternoon visit

Stopped in on a mid-week afternoon with a couple of hours to kill. Cover was under $10 and a coke was another $5 plus tip. There were 7-8 girls working and they rotated through the…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Nikki

Does Nikki still dance here. Blonde with huge lungs.

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A lot of "Asian Indians" in Clubs?

Have y'all noticed there are a lot of Indian guys in clubs. Just out of curiosity why is that? I don't think they are a huge percentage of the population but they seem to be over-represented in strip clubs -…

Politics

Will the Pope revoke the 15th-century ‘Doctrine of Discovery’ used to justify “c

Title couldn’t say it all. Will the Pope revoke the 15th-century ‘Doctrine of Discovery’ used to justify “colonizing” and the genocide of Indigenous peoples all over the world?

Ole Milts

Hannibal, Missouri

sinclair's Review

I was in Samuel Clemen's hometown and saw TUSCL had a listing for a club called Ole Milt's. I stopped by on a Friday night at 22:45. Parking is on the street. The entire block…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

sinclair's Review

I went to Dancers Ranch on a Saturday night at about 20:15. There was an ID check and a $10 cover charge. The bar is on the left as you enter. During Happy Hour tall…

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Up Next - Halloween Candy Shortage

Hershey: Halloween Candy Shortage Looms http://newser.com/s323557 For those that don’t know… I think every industry is dealing with a nightmare on this right now. I know in my line of work we probably are operating at about 45% of the…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Know When to Fold ‘Em

I visited the club at 330pm on a week day. Entrance was $10.00, and the pat down was minimal. As has been noted before the top floor where you enter is dark and unoccupied, so…

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Club Listings

In the "Strip Club List" could you please list the clubs by the state and closest city. I have no idea what the counties are in the different states. If I am looking for clubs in Denver, CO,…

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OT: Tipping Culture

I just saw this article. An employee is bragging about a customer who paid for the person behind him in line and the employee took the money for himself as a tip. I have heard a story about someone who…

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HEY What Do CJ Kent & Price William Have In Common!?!?!?!?!

https://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/2602413/prince-william-pegging-affair-rumors/ They both liked to get pegged in the ass!!!!

Politics

DC Mayor calls for National Guard

In response to arrival of illegal immigrants. NYC Mayor also complaining about city being over run by illegals.

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Friday morning

Hey fellas I was curious if you guys knew any details about this Friday? An event or anything going on?

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The A-team Vs the B-eam

I group girls/strippers/sugar babies into 4 different classes. A-team These girls have 15 guys waiting for them when they get off stage. She sits at your table, puts her hand on your leg and you're are…

ADVENTURES OF KUNTMAN

ADVENTURES OF KUNTMAN (A not-so-short story of TUSCL villains, victims and heroes) Faster than an escaped goat from San José... More powerful than an untreated herpes infection... Able to derail entire threads with a single post... Look! Up in the sky! It’s a dead fish... It’s a rotten head of cabbage... It’s Kuntman! Yes, it’s Kuntman! Strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with a terrible stench far beyond that of mortal men. Kuntman! Who can plagiarize quotes from any website, bend a wet noodle with his bare hands, And who, disguised as CJ Kunt, mild mannered reporter for a local metropolitan smut magazine, fights a never-ending battle for trolling, injustice, and the un-American way. Chapter 1: LET'S HAVE AN ICEE Downtown Newark, New Jersey.…

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I got her number now what

I found a dancer who I vibe with who I perceive to be. Potential otc rendezvous. During hour private dances she lifted my shirt and started kissing my chest. Now this may have just been her attempt at getting tips…

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Jet Blue Buying Spirit Airlines

Not a done deal yet, but Jet Blue is planning on buying Spirit after the merger between Spirit and Frontier failed. I have flown Spirit a few times (only direct flight on a route) and it is but far the…

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Pool tables in strip clubs.

Good idea or bad? Do you/would you play pool in a strip club? Are they a hang out for low lifers? I think it is alright for clubs to have them if they have enough room. Follies had one but had…

Tijuana

Any action in Nogales?

I'd like to hit up TJ but Nogales is much closer to me. Just wondering if there are any strip clubs/brothels there that are safe to visit for an American. Anyone have any experience there?

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Sorry State Psychos

The official unofficial psycho of the people's state of kalifornia! https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=408818

Politics

OT: Prime Time TV Ratings for News Channels

When I read this I was shocked - utterly shocked. I haven’t watched CNN in years but thought it was just me. “This year, NewsNation has averaged 50,000 viewers in prime time, compared with 2.4 million for Fox News,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Divulge dancers attendance

Like I feel most of the reviewers states this is a hit or miss club. By some means if mongers know who are all dancing in a day they are planning to visit, I believe the possibility of hit for…

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it's getting close, my friends

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Taking ATF on vacation

Have you ever taken an ATF on vacation? I'm talking about a long term ATF not a flake whose unreliable except at the club. I'm curious as to what you gifted her per day for her time, not…

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Is this guy the ultimate PL?

Sebastian Bear-McClard https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/shutterstock_editorial_10501569at.jpg?crop=0px%2C30px%2C2258px%2C2258px&resize=1200%2C1200&quality=86&strip=all https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f8/eb/74/f8eb7452c621f53d6069cc20a1cefc67.jpg A wacked out doofus that nobody's ever heard of except that somehow he married Emily Ratajkowski, arguably one of the top 5 most desirable women in the world. Now she's divorcing him. Why? Yup... Caught him cheating! “Yeah,…

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Have You Ever Been Ducked by A Duck?

https://youtu.be/C6ZRuwi0V4c Did she get fucked or ducked?