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How do I become a baby daddy?

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shadowcatAtlanta suburb

I'm tired of wasting all of my sperm and not getting anything in return.

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Cashman1234

If you accept an invitation to appear on the Maury Povich show - there’s likely a 50% chance you will be some girl’s baby daddy! I don’t think it matters if you’ve ever met the girl.

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Dolfan

Gotta stop taking your bph meds, then start banging some fertile chicks.

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Go for it and get as many welfare benefits as you can

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skibum609

^That's what assigned male at birth Ms. Icee does.

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CJKent_band

@shadowcat

Have you forgotten?

I thought you were a baby grandpa (granddaddy)already.

:D

Good Times

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Uprightcitizen

Insert Tab A into Slot B

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san_jose_guy

I think you've just got to get one of these girls seeing you regularly. And also giving money, buying her things she wants, and maybe offering to help her solve problems.

And, pumping loads into her.

SJG

etsy.com

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san_jose_guy

I think this company is in Israel, but I do like them.

Full front and back door:

etsy.com

SJG

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ATACdawg

Well, shadow, first you get that retrograde ejaculation thing fixed...😜

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gammanu95

ATACdawg beat me to it, but I was going to say you have to get your plumbing reconnected

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