How do I become a baby daddy?

10 comments

• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  If you accept an invitation to appear on the Maury Povich show - there’s likely a 50% chance you will be some girl’s baby daddy! I don’t think it matters if you’ve ever met the girl.
• Dolfan

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  2 years ago

  Gotta stop taking your bph meds, then start banging some fertile chicks.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  2 years ago

  Go for it and get as many welfare benefits as you can
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  ^That's what assigned male at birth Ms. Icee does.
• CJKent_band

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  2 years ago

  @shadowcat
  
  Have you forgotten?
  
  I thought you were a baby grandpa (granddaddy)already.
  
  :D
  
  Good Times
• Uprightcitizen

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  2 years ago

  Insert Tab A into Slot B
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  I think you've just got to get one of these girls seeing you regularly. And also giving money, buying her things she wants, and maybe offering to help her solve problems.
  
  And, pumping loads into her.
  
  SJG
  
  <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/20005612/r/il/7…">
  
  https://www.etsy.com/listing/1170506786/…
  
  
  
• san_jose_guy

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  2 years ago

  I think this company is in Israel, but I do like them.
  
  Full front and back door:
  
  <img src="https://i.etsystatic.com/36210703/r/il/7…">
  
  https://www.etsy.com/listing/1263437959/…
  
  SJG
  
  
• ATACdawg

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  2 years ago

  Well, shadow, first you get that retrograde ejaculation thing fixed...😜
• gammanu95

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  2 years ago

  ATACdawg beat me to it, but I was going to say you have to get your plumbing reconnected