No, No es Sex aqui. We be some ghetto ass strip club!

Phoenix, AZ. Yeah no not England just some hoodrat make it rain club in Phoenix I don't know where they get the naem Essex from. No parking left in the lot so I parked in the empty lot next door. Walk up, black dude in dreads pats you down. Walk in to a girl behind the register, ID check and cover is $15, free military. Walk in, bar and various tables and a couple stages with a girls shaking they booty. Customers mostly hispanic and black. Music was mostly hip hop or latin music. VERY LOUD.

Dancers. A lotta cubans here, other latinas and some black girls. Not bad with talent, no thin girls, more thick girls, not fat though. You had your fake stuff in here but some natural. About 30 or even 40 something girls in this club that ain't that big. A good amount of 7's I'd say. Looked like all younger girls. All booty shaking it groups, and in this corner and that corner. I just don't see where the girls make money here, more girls than customers even. You know what it's just not my thing. I'm not making it rain, what a fucking waste of money that shit is. I don't know where the fuck you do dances. I just know where you exit and as I was exiting there was a line a groups of people coming in. Just not a real comfortable, laid back kind of spot at all but if I had actually done some research before going here I would've likely had known that going in.