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Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Saturday Night Dreamgirls Stop

This is my second review of Dreamgirls WB from a recent Saturday night visit, so I'll keep some of the info about the place short... -Parking may be an issue if you get there after 11…

Tijuana

Memorial Day visit to Adult Disney land and returning for Labor Day visit.

After few months of research and couple of weeks of planning, took my first trip to HK. It was a memorable visit and looking forward to returning to HK during the Labor Day weekend. It could not have been possible wth…

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Rate this dance

I rate this a 10! https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph623d1d5e417c2 I’d finish this dance pretty fast and probably come back for seconds

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This Club Is Really Good Now

So this club is really good. As good as Pandoras probably. I’ve had a bit of an epiphany about this club in recent months. I’ve long been black pilled on this place, but the the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora

I ventured out to Pandora’s earlier today; I am normally a Kitten’s guy but I had a strong yearning for a world-famous Pandora’s day-shift handshake. I arrived a little after noon. The place was dead…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Big club with hot dancers and decent, albeit public, lap dances

Pokekatz was a bit odd to get to, involving a bit of a wind through office and light-industrial buildings. My GPS brought me there without trouble, though. It looked like you could park on the…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

First time here; had a great time!

First time visiting this club, after visiting the main ones (Rhino, Treasures, Sapphire) on previous trips. Thought about making a reservation beforehand, but glad I didn't as my crew dwindled dramatically. Was able to call…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

First time at a SC in Dayton and chose the right one

I was in town meeting with customers, so it was after 10:00 when I finally arrived. In what appears to be a pretty decent section of town with a lot of parking in a…

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Geography of Breast/Butt implants

Quick guide for dancers thinking about getting work done. Only 3 places to go; the guy in LA, the guy in Miami and the guy in Colombia. LA: Not a recommendation in the least bit but if you did have…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good time, despite an aggro, bitter dancer

This review comprises of 2 visits, but all of my action is on Monday night, my first visit. I believe I paid a $20 cover (no cover before 7:30 I think) and a diet…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Another low-key titty bar

The parking lot for Bogarts felt a bit smaller than the one at Henry VIII, with the club in a similar old building. No parking fee or valet. Cover was $5. Arriving on a Tuesday…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Low-key titty bar, not bad if you grade on a curve

I arrived on a Monday afternoon around 3:30pm. The parking lot was heavily patched. I suspect it was a danger to cars before, but it was fine for me. There was no parking fee or…

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Trans insanity: Doctors claim children know they're trans practically from womb

This is child abuse. This is equivalent to giving kids lobotomies. “A good portion of children do know as early as from the womb” that they are transgender. At Boston Children’s Hospital “we see a variety of young children all the way…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Beautiful dancers in a nice venue, expensive trip fee for dances

I arrived around 9:00pm on a Sunday (a repeat Tuesday evening was very similar). The valet was $10, cover was $20. It was a nice club inside, with a high ceiling, comfortable seats, etc. It's…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The pot ain't boiling over, but at least the lid was shaking

Visit to LaPearl/Outerspace. I'll write this up for La Pearl because I went on Sunday and while I was there (until 7) most of the dancing was downstairs at LaPearl, and upstairs at Outerspace was…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards

This place is weird, even by Long Island standards. It's in a strip mall, and only open Thursday-Saturday after 10 pm, probably to comply with the Karens of the area. I walk in on a Thursday…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Last Minute Decision

Was on my way back from AC crossing the Barry and at the last minute decided to take a side trip down to the PO. Had I thought of it earlier I would have gone…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I never learn!!!!

My monthly visit to OGE!!! Got there around 2:30 on Sunday. The physical club has been reviewed many time (it has not changed recently). There were less than 10 girls dancing and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse stop on a Friday

Playhouse Lounge is a small pink building along rat 130. Not hard to get to from the Philly area and easy to get to from the PA turnpike. Plenty of parking spaces any…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

a league above.

Recent visits to Flight has been mostly productive. However, somewhat underwhelming. Seems pretty slow for the most part recently. Went on one of their 90s/2000s party days few weeks back and it was pretty busy.…

The Mouse's Ear

Johnson City, Tennessee

Total waste of time

First off, a 21 dollar entrance fee that includes no drinks is ridiculous. Once you are scanned for any weapons you enter into a large room with a "bar" on the left with non…

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Stripping: rehab for meth

https://youtu.be/mMU4AwQZqEk

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Border news

I found this and thought I'd share. It's a pretty good news source about the goings on at the border. https://www.borderreport.com/

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Is this club closed?

I was passing through Toledo road one afternoon earlier this week found this club looks closed. Is anyone have any idea is this open or closed. Thanks.

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Dancer complaining about hyper-sensitive men

I met a girl the other night in one of the local clubs who is just passing through. I enjoyed speaking with her as we seemed to sync up a lot philosophically. Tbh I don't remember a lot…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

Reopened and Decent

Came here back-to-back on a Friday night and a Saturday night. Very odd experience right from the start. First off, parking lot is extremely small and there's some fenced off rear spill over parking lot.…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

late night trip with the boys

Me and some buddies were bored around 3am on a Friday night. Bliss was the only thing open so we decided to go. The interior is dark and a bit dingy but that's sort of…

Moonlight Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Bottom of the barrel Dominicans

You walk in and there is a security guy outside because let's be honest, the neighborhood is shady. I parked across the street about a half a block down and walked over. Inside there is…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Wednsday afternoon from a regular

SUMMARY: I didn’t do any VIPs with any new girls, so I changed my format to look more like OldWhiteGuy’s format, with a list of girls I know. New stuff will be listed under NEW…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Whatever floats your boat....

I was passing through Tucson not too longer ago and I decided to go to Raider's Reef and Venom (I will write a separate review). As an aside, one of the things I find interesting is…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Better than expected based on recent reviews

Seeing the more recent reviews, I had relatively low expectations. Went at 6:30 on a Monday. Virtually no one there. A MILFY Russian gal came up to me, attractive but older and had had some…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Fun time, but steep fees.

Fort Worth clubs leave a lot to be desired, but I had a pretty good time at Bucks Cabaret. $20 cover feels steep for a place that sells booze, but then again my beer was only…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sugar 44 is sweet...

I've stopped in every Tuesday (as I'm in the neighborhood) for the last few weeks, and it's been similar each visit. No cover, no pat down, and most of the weeks I don't even walk…

Tijuana

motley half dozen, some looking for love, some looking for a good time

I have a core group of social acquaintances, we like to go out where the end goal is to find a lucky lady. the group is split roughly down the middle between those who just want to pay a fair price…

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looking for condo style relief in the mid-atlantic

a buddy of mine is coming to town soon so i'll be looking to take him out to blow off some steam. the asians have/had a great thing going with the condo paradigm but he's told me he just did…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Unexpected extras

Visited Le Girls with my buddy on a Sunday night. There weren’t too many girls working, but the ones there were all ASU girls probably early 20’s. Definitely had our pick on the ones we…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Exciting time

Cool place, first time there. The girls were hot drinks were expensive. I was passing by and decided to grab a drink, a beer costed 9.50. The bouncers seems aware but not aggressive, took forever…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Possible shift towards stricter management?

I've bounced around Minneapolis clubs for a number of years, split mostly between DTC, Rick's Cabaret, and Spearmint Rhino. DTC has been my favorite lately. Fairly typical $10 cover and $10-12 for basic drinks. The…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Lame visit

Visited Club Fantasies first time in a while. It was a Monday, but Patti was bartending, usually I;ve seen her Wed or Thu but this time she was there on Monday. Looked like she didnt…

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DRUGS WILL END UP KILLING VEGAS CLUBS

It won't be the price gouging or zoning laws. Vegas clubs are like drug dens now. I'm seeing a combination of a lot less money and a lot more drugs. Coke is worth more than cash with girls. Staff…

Club Tease

Portland, Oregon

"Cleaned up" from the old Skinn days

I used to frequent this club when it was Skinn. Back then, the mileage could be great. Fast forward to now. There have been very few reviews of recent so I had…

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New Cars - Hang On To Your Wallet

So aprox 6 years ago I bought a used SUV. As far as SUVs go it was pretty “exotic.” It was 3 years old with roughly 35,000 miles on it when I bought it. If I were to…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens Cabaret - A Little Seattle Fun

I showed up around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. I have been here before so I was confident what to expect. The club is next to a bar which is convenient for those…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Low Key Extras Bar

The first thing that is notable is how low key this place is. It is located on a residential street in a quiet neighborhood. I parked on the street right in front of…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Pompano Three Continue to Deliver

The beauty of visiting Booby Trap is you are within a 5 minute drive of Diamond Dolls and Cheetah. Oddly the club seems to be a good mix of the 2 as well. DD is…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Day Shift is Still Strong

I had not been to Cheetah Hallandale in quite awhile, and since there has been a 2am-er, rumored changes in ownership, and some negative reports lately, I thought it was time I dropped in to…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Country Mondays

Went in to Shotgun Willie’s on a Monday night, was just down the street for work so figured I’d check in and see what the hype was all about. Monday nights is their “country” nights,…

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Colleges with the hottest girls

Muddy got me thinking about college girls, not to mention I just returned from dropping my kid off at college, and spent the weekend gawking at the girls. The older I get, the hotter the girls get. And there is…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

God, I miss Follies

My first visit to Atlanta since Covid and more importantly, since Follies closed. With the few Florida & NC clubs that had offered $10 high mileage dances either closed or prices raised, I was very…

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I hereby transfer the “Grumpasaurus” title from Phoenix tusclers over to…

…Denver TUSCLers. The $40 and 3/$100 dance prices are a thing in places other than just merely Colorado. Sheeet, in South Dakota there are dancers selling at $100/song (and customers buy them). Heck just the other day somebody texted asking…

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Anyone else like strip clubs for the atmosphere and don’t care about extras?

I’m 24 and have been going to (gentleman) strip clubs since I was 18/19. Used to have to pay the extra $30-40 for the strip club <21 shirt which was annoying as f*ck LOL! My logic has always been that…

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Personality disorders, Cluster B prevalence

One of the famous veteran users on here once commented that strippers and escorts have a higher prevalence of cluster B personality disorders because their desire for money and power is strong enough they’re willing to manipulate, let random men…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good start to Detroit trip

I'll skip the club description, it's the same. If anything, there appears to be more blue lighting to offset the heavy use of red throughout. I parked my car across Michigan Ave in…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Nighttime at Vivide (V Live)

Seems like all the reviews are day time. Is it like Follies was, where it is appreciably different at night? Or is it similar to what it is like during the day? My next visit to Atlanta, I will only…

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College towns and strip clubs

Just thinking about it, it doesn’t seem like College towns make the best strip club destinations but I haven’t been everywhere. What have your guys experiences been. If it’s a really big city, I think it graduates from title “college…

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“I guess the only time most people think about injustice is when it happens to t

Title couldn’t say it all. “I guess the only time most people think about injustice is when it happens to them.” ~ Heinrich Karl Bukowski ~ German-American writer ~ Born August 16, 1920 Andernach, Prussia, Germany Died March 9, Los Angeles, California, U.S.

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Pace with possibilities

i follow couple of dancers on insta and they moved from kittens to sugars. Considering the rewarding experiences I had with them at kittens, I decided to try them at sugars. Club is located on…

Fantasy Grand Junction

Grand Junction, Colorado

Solid stop on a road trip.

Stopped by here on a Saturday evening a bit after midnight. On calling I wasn't offered a shuttle, so just Ubered over. Pretty solid crowd, but quite a few girls dancing and mingling.…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Stir Crazy is ok but didn't stir me much

This is my first visit to Stir Crazy. I was kayaking at the Deering Estate and decided to stop by Stir Crazy as it is close by. My usual places are in Broward county and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Thursday Evening at Baby Dolls

Decided to check out baby dolls on a Thursday evening after work. Paid the $3 cover and grabbed a seat at the main bar downstairs. There were a decent amount of customers but it wasn’t…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Didn't live up to the hype for me

This place didn't do much for me. It's a huge club, and everything is very "nice" for sure, but sometimes it feels kinda corny. Like if Disney were to make a titty bar. All the male…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Wednesday evening visit

I was in the area on a Wed early evening around 5pm just before evening shift change for the club, and had a decent time at this place. Free parking is nice and low entry…

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Chef Scrub Ape? The rick got some suspect coq au vin

Have any of you ever worried that Scrub Ape might be the chef when you go to a restaurant? I went to a restaurant with good reviews but when my dinner arrived it was rather unappetizing. I heard somebody in…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

It's decent time.

Last 2 trips to gogo was a disappointment, so i stopped going for a few months until they recently had advertised XXXMas in July. Usually it means a lot of girls will be there,…

215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, California

It didn’t suck, but no luck.

After a meeting, I decided to stop by Club 215, as I’ve always passed the club on the freeway. The club was fairly easy to get to, just right off the 215 freeway. When you…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

2nd time after covid. Felt refreshed

Went with a couple of friends. Reached on time and got no entry fee. Lol my friends were pros. Negotiated a good table or maybe they were just regulars. We got some beers and they took a…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Which dancers are the best investment?

I’ve only been to Delilah’s of Manville once and didn’t have the best experience. Am thinking of going there again and am looking for referrals. Which dancers do you think are the best investment for a fun time?

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How Big Are Jimmy's Bit Tits?

Are dey Flapperjack tiddyz?

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Food or Dances

What would you rather spend your hard earned money on... Spend $100 on an evening getting a great steak dinner at a great restaurant? Spend $100 on getting lap dances in a strip club? Which one would you consider a better value?

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Chilax time at Bucks

Came here with my gf and her best friend. Didn’t realize it was BYOB until we got there, so a bit bummed about that, but that’s the way it is for full nude (which we…

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Akron pub crawl

I wrote an article but it was rejected by 3 members. Here's the text of the email I receive: "We're sorry, but your article 'Akron pub crawl' was not published for the following reasons: DickyDoo2 said: Article too short Not an Article.…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

5 vehicles shot up this morning 8/15

MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – Miami-Dade police are investigating a shooting that occurred Monday morning outside the Booby Trap strip club on South River Drive. According to authorities, officers responded to the parking lot at 3615 NW South River Drive just before…

Sophia's

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lots of mileage to be had here. Good bang for your buck!

I stopped into Sophia’s on a Friday last month, second week of July. I had just came from Little Darlings, which was an ok trip. I left a review for that, if anyone cares. I…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Unintentional Comedy At The Playground

I was bored so I swung by the Playground again. I went about a month ago. My expectations were low and it ended up being an even bigger suck fest than I was expecting. I…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Wednesday Early Afternoon

I went during the daytime hours around 2:00 pm decided to finally check this place out soon as you walk in it’s super dark had to get my eyes adjusted from being outside and your…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Pretty Good Night.

Visited Thee Dollhouse a few weeks back on a Friday night. Cover charge was $20.00. I’m new to the SC scene so still learning the hustle. TUSCL has been helpful in not…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

1 fantasy and 1 disappointment

This review covers two visits. I won't repeat club details as those have been covered many times before. I stopped in the last couple of Saturdays - the first one was better than last night.…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Wanderlust

The Essential Rundown (TL;DR) Cover Charge and Booze: Came in on a Tuesday and paid a $5 entrance fee. The guy just glanced at my I.D. and didn't scan it. Pricing on the drinks seems totally…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Would I go there again?

I arrived there at 9:30PM. Paid the $10 cover and got admitted. The place is little small in compared to other huge clubs. It has a pole in the center and bar around it. Got…

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Since some people like quotes

Here's some from Animal House. I'm with the evil conscience. Larry's evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it. Larry's good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! Larry's evil…

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Notice to all hot strippers: I want in on your personal life

Do not try to keep “us” in the club. No I won’t take it for answer. Do not try to bar the door. Just think of me as Jack Nicholson in the Shining, I’m only trying to come in, in…

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follies still on top…

follies still on top 40 strip club list? “Based on the last 18 months of activity.” closed… and no review in almost two years? I guess The Awesomeness of the follies experience will keep it in the top 40…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Best Denver Club, but Colorado Clubs are inferior to other states…

Players Club Denver Daytime week visit. Parking is large and open. No potholes which is good for Colorado. No charge for Parking. No valet option. Right off a Main Street: Federal Blvd So the…

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Why bother?

Sup guys,im fairly new to this site and was excited to see how american strip clubs are, & to see what types of women we can taste(have sex with) but as im reading the reviews im just seeing a bunch…

Politics

When the rich rob the poor it's called business. When the poor fight back it's c

Title couldn’t say it all. When the rich rob the poor it's called business. When the poor fight back it's called violence. ~ Mark Twain

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Were they away at church?

I hadn't been to Savannah's in several years, but my last experience was pleasant enough and I was looking forward to this one. I visited on an early Sunday evening, about 2 hours after the…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Place Is Definitely Improved

It's been a few years since I'd been in and they have definitely invested in the place. New lightning really makes the place look different -- better. They've also nixed one of the corner stages…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

The Trop in Daytime

It was late afternoon/early evening (5 something) and I was in the area so I decided to drop into the Trop. First time I've ever been there before 10pm so I didn't know what to…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Another visit but it’s not the best

Visit to my usual club when I’m in town. Not as good as it once was but still a good night. Arrived about 645. No cover and no checks. Basic layout is 2 rooms…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Saturday night hyper mongering

Hit DD last night after a concert in Ft. Laud. Paid $2 to self park and the cover was $15 last night because I think there was some UFC fight being shown. Got there around…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Decent time and enjoyed the discounted dances on Thursdays.

First time here, arrived around 10pm on a Thursday. Wasn't thrilled with the mandatory valet, but at least it wasn't expensive. Was surprised how nice it was inside as I was expecting the…

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Is JimmyBigTits and BugTurdEye asshole connasour da same person?

Tittle says it all

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Sugars Afternoon Surprise

This is my first review. I had a great experience at this place. I will start with this. The Neighborhood is horrible, but I like horrible. It makes the entire experience hotter for me. I…

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Dancers with criminal records

Supposedly this is a common occurence? Do dancers often have records like for theft or more. If you wear a nice watch to the club are they thinking of ways to get it off you, or hoping you…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

The renovation and new concept is a big miss

My first visit since pre-COVID, meaning also my first visit post-renovation of the Cheetah. And I did not like what I saw. First, the basics: parking is only valet $10, but I…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Dallas 2AMer.

DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) — A man was hospitalized after security guards at a Dallas strip club opened fire on him when he allegedly tried to drive into them. Arturo Calvillo-Guzman, 22, was taken to the hospital after the incident happened at Pandora's…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

2022 state of the criket

I am going to broadly cover my experience over the 3 visits i have had this year that i have not previosly covered. First general details. Day cover is free. No valet fee. No cost…

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It's Sunday the Library is Closed

Yet here I am posting which disproves your meta narrative about me. You all are trying to build siege scaffolds to attack the privacy of my f2f life. What you have demonstrated in times past is that you like giving…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

3:00 is the best time to go

Another great visit, arrived around 2:30, perfect time as a group of girls had just pulled up and were entering, as I left my car, a pretty brunette was running back to her car to…

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Rock fans; when did Rock and Roll start to decline for you?

You always hear all kinds of answers to that question. I mean you look around the music landscape now, rock is pretty much completely gone from the limelight. There might be some good music being put out there but I…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun Weeknight Visit

Went by a couple nights during the last week of July 2022. I was there from around 11pm to 1am, both nights were weekdays. Prices were as follows, and accurate to Tuscl description: Air Lap Dance Cost: $10 Average…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Tried again....Overall Good, but miss the old days when it was NUDE

I feel this is the best place in the Columbia area. Good security outside watching the parking lot. Once inside, the lady at the register is nice. Plenty of seats inside, although…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Vanessa vip room

I know her dances are good in the regular dance area but what about her vips. Does she get down and dirty and how much am I looking at spending.

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2021 Adelita dancer club murder

Ex-Rutgers Basketball Player Sentenced To 22 Years In Prison For Killing Brothel Worker He Mistook For Other Woman A man who briefly played on Rutgers University’s basketball team has been sentenced to 22 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Dead Saturday Night!!!

Living in Queens,NYC, choices are limited when it comes to strip club action, went to Gallagher's to see if there was any changes in the scenery, the place is literally dead around 10:00 pm on…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Quick Visit

Stopped by about 11:30am on Tuesday, paid my $15 cover and orders a Coke. There were only 3 dancers and 2 were in the back taking care of customers while the other was getting ready.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Great times at the KoD

Reviewing KoD again. This is my regular place to go now. The atmosphere is comfortable and like a second home for me. I end up there usually 1 to 3 times a week. Anyways, cover…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

..no mistaking, I went to Synn

I arrived and although the parking lot is small as has been mentioned in previous reviews, I was able to find a spot a ways down from the club to the left. Just in…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

first time coming in on a friday night

Came in at around 8 PM on Friday night. $20 entrance free and 1 drink minimum, so I bought a $12 beer (not an unexpected price for a Times Square tourist trap). Vodka shots were…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Battle of the Big Sister vs the Little Sister

Intro I recently posted a review of Gold Rush and this review of E11even will be a comparison of the two clubs because these sister clubs now, more than ever before, are so close to being…

La Isla Club

Medellín, Colombia

Loved it

Hey guys just got back from my wonderful trip from Colombia and i must say it did not disappoint. During my trip to Medellin i decided to visit a high end strip club called La…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Anyone know more about Di***

Definitely curious about this one and if you know, you know. Everytime I come though she seems to be busy. Can’t ever catch Di***. But I’m super into her and definitely my type. Any advice, experience or expectations ?

Blush

Commack, New York

Great low mileage Club - if the right dancers are there

8/9/22 Blush - [x] ID checked or scanned NO at 7:48pm - [x] ID scanned Yes when I went out & came back in at 9:10pm - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 7:48pm This is my second…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Worth the money and you get a full experience in the nude

I've never really gone to a strip club. I'm going through a divorce and kind of depressed, so I read the read reviews here, and decided to try out XTC Cabaret after weighing pro's and…

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A forbidden, wild adventure, never to be forgotten. Ever.

(REPOSTING due to formatting) I just woke up. Have you ever woke up in the morning, realizing that the dream you were just having was actually a replay of incredible and real events that happened the night before? Well, the events…

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A forbidden, wild adventure, never to be forgotten. Ever.

I just woke up. Have you ever woke up in the morning, realizing that the dream you were just having was actually a replay of incredible and real events that happened the night before? Well, the events in my head…

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Aspiring PLs

I went to a strip club the other evening with my OTC date. It was a bit slow, only about a dozen customers and dancers. The dancers were generally good looking, but my OTC girl was clearly the best looking…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

Nice Club for a Tourist Area

I was in town for a work trip and this club was just a few blocks down from the hotel I was staying at. This club is located on a pretty popular street with a…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

One of my favorites

I have been here roughly 30 times. There are many pros and cons but the pros for me out weigh the cons. I spend on average 400 a visit. Pros: Amazing looking line up Friday/Sat nights they…

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I am pissed at da store!!!

Dey advertised Mellon madness. I went all over dat store and no boobies anywhere! Dam false advertizers

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"My mother is such a bitch"

A dancer said that to me. It might be stripper shit, but if what she told me is true it is a perfect example of how strippers making "all that money" can be broke, in debt, etc. It also show they…

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Return the favor???

I'm interested in hearing from mongers AND dancers on this one. I love DATY and will dive in with a dancer if she is comfortable with that and smells clean. But it often surprises me that dancers will sometimes not…

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Can bouncers attack people for verbally insulting a dancer?

One psycho stripper was starting nonsense with me over text so i said a few insults to her like calling her a whore. Her answer then was threatening to have someone beat my ass next time im at the club. She…

First SC Experience

I know a lot of you PLs are seasoned veterans, but I'm relatively new to the strip club scene. I figured why not relive my first time at a SC and then maybe I'll get to read some of yours. In the summer of 2016 I found myself in Toledo, Ohio, looking through thrift and record stores for vinyl, when I drove past a little place called Hush Showgirls. It was early afternoon, and the parking lot was virtually empty, but the sign caught my eye. I had never been inside a strip club before, except for once when my job required me to make a delivery to one in Michigan. I had been intrigued by the glitz and the mystique…

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OT Fusion power breakthrough

A major step has been made in developing a nuclear fusion reactor. Fusion would generate much more power than existing nuclear fission power plants. And, it’s only byproduct would be hydrogen. There are still several more complicated steps needed to…

The Cotton Club

Mount Pearl Park, Newfoundland and Labrador

Pleasant way to spend a Saturday night!

Happened to be in St. John’s for the weekend and decided to visit both Cotton Club and Sirens. Cotton Club is on the second floor above a sports bar which is open during the…

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Dancer changing rules from dance to dance?

When you get dances with the same dancer, do you ask them their rules before each dance? It seems odd to me to verify and ask the rules before each dance, so I didn’t do this. But it was a…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Tex-Mex was a winner on a Friday afternoon

So I was in the area and decided to give it a go since my meetings ended early. As previously described, parking is ample and there are walls all around to cover the cars I…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Back in the swing of things...

First time at club since the pandemic. Stopped in after work at around 4:45pm. There was no cover since it was so early in the day. I came in and they asked…

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LA STRIPPER HOES UNIONIZING. FUCK CLUB GREED

https://youtu.be/IYDdRQSgbH8

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Of all the clubs in the world, this is definitely one of them.

First and foremost this trip actually happened towards the end of May, so you'll forgive me for not remembering names. A couple pals and I happen to be in the area and we decide to check…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Unusually quiet

I thought I would give an update on the present situation at Hong Kong and zona Norte in general. I was looking forward to this trip as it’s likely to be my last for the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

At least it has VIP consistency

I have been back a few times since my last review of this place. I went on a Monday afternoon and a Thursday evening (saw day and night shift dancers on Thursday). On both visits…

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I thought I heard it all...

This landlord was a real piece of shit and a dumbass. He tried making contracts in writing for sexual favors to be required to live in section 8 housing. What a schmuck! Hopefully he goes to prison! He wrote a clause…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not great, but not bad; felt like it had potential to be better a different night

The Pony was about a fifteen minute drive from downtown. It had a large, free parking lot that wrapped around the back of the club. The nearer side parking was mostly full whenI arrived, but…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not a great venue for stage watching, but hot dancers and a decent private dance space for Indy

Brad's was about a fifteen minute drive from downtown Indy, had plenty of free parking, and a $5 cover. It was not as busy as on some previous visits, and I had no trouble finding…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pleasant, convenient club with ok dancers and dances

Red Garter is in downtown Indy, just a few blocks from the convention center and football stadium. As such, it's by far the most convenient of the Indianapolis clubs if you're staying downtown. You can…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Decent enough for a "reasonable" price

Went during the middle of the week in the afternoon. Had some time to kill and figured, why not, I haven't done this in a while. I opted to go here rather than the other…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Bachelor party fun

Started off my buddy’s bachelor party here before heading to the block. Arrived at about 9pm on a Friday 8-10 girls working, cover was steep like 15 bucks but I guess that’s because they…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Never on Wednesday

Nice club in an industrial area. mj dispensary next door. Close to Country Rock Cabaret. Don't try to walk as this is a rough area! 16 cover plus I tip the door guy 4 as a…

Silk on Water

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Decent views on a Thursday

I visited Silk on Water from 9:40 to 11:00. I managed to find street parking one block to the east, near MSOE (the one and only available parking space I saw). Despite the name, the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Clearly Better

I'm in Florida for a family wedding and had a couple hours of free time before I had to be anywhere so I went to Diamond Dolls to scout it and compare it to the…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Just A Ghost Club

Went here twice during a 3 day period, once when I dropped by 3 hours before my flight out of Burbank and one more time after my flight landed going home 2 days later. Both…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Weekday Night at Delilah’s

So I just got done playing some poker at the River’s casino and wanted to check out a strip club. I didn’t know much about clubs in this area so I did a quick Google…

Tijuana

Major Security Alert

Saw on Facebook tonight that there are reports of vehicle fires, roadblocks, and heavy police activity in Tijuana, Rosarito, Mexcali, Ensenada, and Tecate. The US Consulate in Tijuana has advised its employees to shelter in place until further notice. Things have…

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What's a good T word?

Since Pink Sugar Doll was in The Nam, her initials really need to be PTSD. So we need a good word that starts with T to put between Pink and Sugar. It would be easy if she uses…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Left underwhelmed, but I think the place has potential

Neighborhood: Totally safe, right off I-81. I felt safe and felt my car was safe. Parking: Lots of it and free. Was a security guard in an SUV patrolling the lot. Cover: $20 (night) In the entry,…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Pretty girls in a smokey club

Some pretty girls, but you better take the initiative if you want a private dance. Neighborhood: Totally safe. Not worried about my safety or the safety of my car at all. Parking: Easy to park yourself in…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Yes, it's a dive bar, but has dive bar prices.

The Porthole Pub holds a unique place among the north Broward clubs. I swear I’ve seen both the oldest and the fattest dancer I’ve ever seen on stage at this club. Most girls…

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American Gigolo

From what I’ve seen, I’m a bit exited for the premier of the Showtime series “American Giglio”. It stars Jon Bernthal and seems to be only loosely based on the original 1980 film with Richard Gere Did any of…

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Bimbo dancers

This is yet ANOTHER topic inspired by Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/wmq51l/what_do_you_guys_think_does_being_a_bimbo_work/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share. Normally I wouldn't care about this topic. I don't encounter the bimbo type too much but just this past weekend at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas I met one.…

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Has anybody else had enough of all these…

Extremely large breasted, braided pig tailed, young, blonde, sex addicted, German bar maids? With the all the cleavage, high skirts and carrying around all those beer mugs. I mean enough with these people already. Jesus, leave us alone. Get lost!…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Wasting Time on a Thursday Evening

I had about an hour to kill at 5:30pm on a Thursday before going to a movie, so I stopped into Envy since it was close and it had been a few years since I'd…

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Police issue warning about 'heightened risks' at Mississauga strip club

Story & photo: https://www.cp24.com/news/police-issue-warning-about-heightened-risks-at-mississauga-strip-club-1.6024816 Her: https://www.torontoclubs.com/venues/her.

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

Very pleasantly surprised

Was in town on a business trip from the states. Rarely get to go to strip clubs, so this was a treat to myself. I had read some negative reviews on this place,…

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Public health expertise needed

OTC chick 1 left a vape at my place. I left it sitting out, so I'd remember to give it back to her next time. OTC chick 2 saw it and hit it. After I told her…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Friday Funday!

I usually enjoy a visit to this club because of the basics, no valet, no cover on dayshift, no bathroom troll and drinks prices are not crazy high. Street parking in the rear of…

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Do dancers have issues with dealbreakers?

This was an odd thing that happened some time ago. A dancer would squirt milk in her first dance no issue. No asking for extra money or anything. The second dance, I asked if she could squirt the milk…

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San Francisco/ Clubs, Amps, Daytime close by?

Hey Guys, From Miami here. Comint to San Fran for work. I was hoping to get some good intel on the clubs with the best mileage. Also, I was reading theres a good AMP scene. Recomendations there would be great…

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Washington DC 2AMer

With apologies to shadowcat. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/2-people-shot-outside-club-in-northwest-dc/3131498/ Not necessarily directly related to Assets club. But it's nearby, so of course it is the landmark that gets mentioned.

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Akron strip clubs

Where to see the biggest natural tits in the Akron area? Body type doesn’t matter.

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Is anyone here worried about Monkey Pox?

Just like from the club and normal dancing…?

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Last Notel in Manhattan’s Meatpacking District Up For Sale

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/10/style/hourly-rate-hotel-manhattan.html Has any TUSCLer ever been there?

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AMERICA S NEW DYSTOPIAN REALITY...COVID 19

https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/opinions/2022/3/12/americas-new-dystopian-normal Best analysis of tye US response to the pandemic that I've read.

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SC etiquette - tipping for conversation?

This is probably the biggest SC etiquette item that I have yet to figure out during the 5 years or so I've been SCing. What is the appropriate $ value for time spent conversating with a stripper? Is there an…

Expose

San Diego, California

Owner wants to pay $250,000 for Prince Harry's underpants.

Story and photos: https://www.the-sun.com/news/5979901/prince-harrys-underpants-strip-club-owner-bidding/ He can have mins for $2.50.

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Options

So while this might be the highest mileage club in the tri state area, I have to ask, if you're not looking for Billy or Frank but a little more attention than a standard lapper, are we talking $20 a…

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Should I be on a Sugar Daddy Commercial ?

I recently got back on Seeking.com after being banned for soliciting ( even though there was no proof. ) Things are going great and I'm having a lot of fun again. Then I get another…

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What do you think about to prolong sex with a stripper to delay your orgasm.

I don't like to slow down or pull out so when I'm close and I need to distract myself here are things I've filled my brain with to delay the money shot. 1. UFOs. I like UFO stories so I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Favorite room

Anyone have a favorite room for a CD? Many girls seem to have a favorite. Ruby likes the room straight down the hall to the right after going up the steps. Cayanne use to like the small room behind the…

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TIK TOK TARDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVA9ZAxGAU tik tok is actually a useful and educational social media vehicle. there is a plethora of knowledge being offered on that platform. now having pointing that out, for every one clip that can be deemed as worthy content there are…

Politics

Wuhan lethal virus

Congress has been told that the Wuhan lab has been studying a virus that would kill 60% of those who were exposed. Wuhan has already tested this on animals. https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2022/aug/9/chinas-wuhan-institute-studied-deadly-bioterrorism/

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OT: Best and Worst cooking tip you've ever received

I am sure there are a lot of bachelors, single women, and single parents on this board. Food is something we all have in common, and the struggle of eating healthy while enjoying the meal is a struggle we…

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Chicago Black Dancers

What are the top 3 spots in Chicago that has these two features: 1) Thick black women 2) Good mileage for your bucks

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Where can I find multiple 9’s & 10’s on any given shift?

After my visit to Baby Dolls where I felt like a kid in a candy store surrounded by absolute smoke shows. I wanted to know of other strip clubs similar to Baby Dolls with multiple 9’s & 10’s on any given…

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Enjoyable Inflation!

https://news455media.com/tight-filled-tops-72-pics/?utm_source=Wealth&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Wealth&fbclid=IwAR08lBiHBsQudYok2x_KP-N1JFNxYgFMAzlOSrCHUjx_34M9SZ5Sc_HnMyQ Title says all!

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Strip club scene in Arizona (phoenix/tuscon)

It's been a while since I frequenting strip clubs. Started again recently but my average experience is way less mileage compared to pre-covid. Hiliters has become an almost no extras club since the raid back then. Sugar44 is hit and…

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Stripper Reddit be like…

“Ugh Men are shit. Fuck all men. I’ll just use a vibrator. Losers. They can all go to hell and die. Disgusting pigs all of them.” Also stripper Reddit…. “Help I’ve fallen in love with a customer and I DON’T KNOW WHAT…

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"The oppressor would not be so strong if he did not have accomplices among the o

Title couldn’t say it all. "The oppressor would not be so strong if he did not have accomplices among the oppressed." ~ Simone de Beauvoir aka Simone Lucie Ernestine Marie Bertrand de Beauvoir ~ Born 9 January 1908 Paris, France ~ Died 14 April…

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News Article: Business Is Booming For Layoff Specialists

For those guys and gals here talking about a recession, well this article throws gasoline on that fire. https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d39mq/business-is-booming-for-layoff-specialists-never-seen-anything-like-this