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We're the same species? 🤯

Somebody just told that women and men are the same species??? That doesn't sound right.... I am very confused how this person could think such a thing.

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Miami Dolphins Fans Set Up Make-Shift Strip Club in parking lot

Full story & video: https://dailysnark.com/2022/09/27/miami-dolphins-fans-set-up-make-shift-strip-club-in-parking-lot-of-stadium-sunday/

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Summer Isn’t Over…She Is Here!

Back in Seattle and decided to give Kittens another shot since it is closer to the airport than our usual go to, Pandora’s. Typically, we get more pressure than I like from this place.…

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Amateur nights

Do any clubs still have these? Haven't heard of one in a long time.

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McDonald’s to add adult Happy Meals to the menu

They include a can of McBudweiser and a coupon for a lap dance https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/27/business/mcdonalds-adults-happy-meal/index.html

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Pre-Engaged Taylor? Or maybe I’m just lucky

I feel like every one of these reviews start the same way. Pink building off of 130 with a decent parking lot. Everyone knows to go in the afternoon vs. night for reasons that have…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Taylor still here?

Is Taylor still here or did she retire ? I’m thinking with her either engaged or married perhaps she retired? Last week was good only on schedule Tues Thurs and this week not at all If she is have…

Satin Topless

Anaheim, California

Bikini Bar with Tit's on stage and lapdances

Swung in after a meeting up the road, it wasn't my first visit to Satin and it won't be my last. I do however prefer the one farther north. Layout: So Parked my car, it's a…

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Rachel Dolezal Has An OnlyFans!!!!?????!!!!

Remember this nut job from a few years ago? https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/27/rachel-dolezal-onlyfans-rihanna-fenty-lingerie-photos/ https://nypost.com/2022/09/27/race-faker-rachel-dolezals-nude-onlyfans-photos-leak-on-social-media/ Leaked Photos: https://fapello.com/rachel-dolezal/

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Thumbs up on cleaning out the stripper photo section Founder!

Title couldn’t say it all!!

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Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning’

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ NJ reports say https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-caught-video-urinating-ex-183630028.html At first I thought this was Cashman1234 but there's no way in hell he could find 2 women to marry him in his lifetime. Even 1…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Another 30 minutes …

In town for work, hadn't been to the Cheetah in a few years, but the last time I was there I remembered being blown away by the number and quality of girls. I was…

Politics

Russian Nord Stream gas pipelines damaged or sabotaged

Let the conspiracy theories and accusations begin.

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Phoenix “ Human Trafficking”

We are hosting the next Super Bowl. As expected, Glendale has announced a Human Trafficking Task Force under the theory that Phoenix will be inundated with underage prostitutes and their pimps. What this really means is street walkers, massage parlors,…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Day shift, night shift

Does anyone know when the switch takes place?

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

You know what you're getting at Diamond Dolls

This club is well reviewed, but I figured I would add my 2 cents on my 15 min trip to DDolls $2 self parking at the door Walked in there is a small bar immediately off…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

Not angels but fun anyway

I visited Angels Cabaret in Anaheim on Friday September 23, 2022 from about 5:30 to 7:30 pm. The club is on Coronado St in an industrial area slightly west of Kraemer Blvd north of…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

For this mileage might as well go to a real library

I visited Library Gentlemen’s Club - Anaheim on Friday September 23, 2022 from about 4 to 5:15pm. The club is just off the 91 (Riverside) freeway on the north side and about a block…

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Overly Possessive Strippers

Another discussion about rude strippers got me thinking about an experience with an overly possessive stripper. I was recently at Cheetah Hallandale (FL) during a decent day shift, where I became reacquainted with an attractive Brazilian stripper with whom I…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Quiet Monday

I went on Monday around 8:30pm. I walked there from my hotel which took just 15 minutes since I was staying down town. I paid $25 for the entrance fee and then headed in. The…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Here for the xports bar.

First off, while the road visible sign says Shimmers, the inside black board with weeks past gone party announcements, says it's Trophys Xport and Strip. Google maps says it's Trophys. When I arrived about 530pm, there…

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Time Flies

Isn’t it crazy how fast time goes? I remember being in grade school and a day seemed like it lasted a month. Now I get up on Monday, go to bed Monday night, wake up the next morning and it’s Thursday!…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Local dancers are lazy

Location is the same as last time, arrive at 9:30. 5 dollar cover, the best looking girl in the place is still the girl who takes the cover charge. You walk in and the stage…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Sometimes the best places just seem unlikely

The neighborhood is lower-income but looks to be families trying hard to make it. Nonetheless, the monitored parking across from the club was nice to have. The club has three doors on the outside - use…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Interesting visit, LI offers fun if you know where to look apparently

I was in the area one weekday evening with time to kill, checked the locator, and this place popped up with a recent review. tl; dr - this place definitely has potential, but it is a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

New excitement and old reliable

As many of you here have read the trips to pandoras differ between day and nighttime shift. This time I was able to go during the day. It was the first time since the pandemic…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry Viii - fun to be had for sure

Visited Henry’s on a Tuesday in August. Arrived at 4 pm. Pulled into the parking lot which felt secure to me. About 10 cars in the lot and off a well traveled road in inkster.…

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"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor.”

Title says it all. "The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor.” ~ Victor-Marie Hugo aka Victor Hugo ~ Born 26 February 1802 Besançon, Doubs, France ~ Died 22 May 1885 Paris, France

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Some eye candy but not much action

Arriving a little before 9pm, parking lot moderately full but plenty of spots. Cover was $12 and ID was scanned but no membership requirement from what I could tell (NC law has changed).…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Syracuse club robber of $10,000.

Syracuse, N.Y. — Syracuse police say they are looking for two males who walked into a strip club early Monday and robbed workers of more than $10,000. The armed robbery happened around 2:20 a.m. at Lookers, 1400 N. Salina St., Syracuse…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

North Las Vegas stabbing.

On Sept. 10, officers responded to a call at Palomino Club in North Las Vegas in reference to multiple men fighting with security and reports of someone with a knife, police said. According to police, when officers arrived on the scene…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Friday night

Was down at the coast this weekend so I made another visit. I arrived around 9pm and stayed about two hours. When I arrived I noticed about 30 cars in the parking lot but they…

Starbella Gentlemen's Club

Chester, South Carolina

All alone

I decided to give this place a try, only problem is that no one was there. So for a little geography. This club is located at the intersection of Hwy 9 and interstate…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Same old empty club.

Stopped by Club-X on a Wednesday night at about 9:30 PM. There was nobody at the door so there was no cover charge. The bar is old with a lot of mirrors and stages. Most are…

Cafe 369

Garden Grove, California

My favorite coffee shop

This was my first time cafe 269 and now my favorite of the bikini cafes I've been to. I've been regularly going to cafe 168 and DD cafe. 269 operate like the other bikini cafes…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Friday night

Made a visit a few weeks ago on a Friday night. I arrived around 8pm and left I think a little after 11pm. I knew the Bulls were on the road and figured no problem…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Chill time could be better could be worse.

Paid $20 to get you in. 6 for a drink. The stage is in the middle of the club, with seating all around it and the bar is in the very back of the club…

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Happy Stanislov Petrov Day....

.....title says it all. Wtf! Who is he? Well, today is the 39th anniversary of the day Major Stanislav Petrov saved the world. In a wonderful world of technology, back in 1983, he was on duty at…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Unexpected experience at Mermaids

This review is about 11 months old, but I just joined so figured I would write it. I visited in November of 21. Mermaids is a bikini bar in St Pete Beach and the only…

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Mettler's Wet T-shirt Contest in Mankato, MN

Has anyone been to the Saturday Night Wet-Shirt at Mettler's in Mankato. MN? What time does it start? What's it like? Do girls get naked? Wear panties? Is it high energy? Would love details!

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Lie to me / tell me I'm like you / tell me I'm beautiful / tell me I'm cool

The dancers at my favorite club, even the ones I don't molest in the VIP, call me handsome. I'm absolutely not handsome. My favorite way to describe myself is looking like the love child of Quasimodo and Rondo Hatton. My default…

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Somebody start a twitter boycott

#DefundIan #NoPascoPinellasNoPeace #AHAB #BringBackOurVIP Seriously, some great extras clubs are facing a real existential threat here! https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/223342.shtml?cone#contents

Politics

Clown emoji distances itself from Democrats, says they are hurting its brand

The Clown emoji held a press conference today to distance itself from the Democrat Party and request people stop associating it with them. https://babylonbee.com/news/clown-emoji-distances-self-from-democrats

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Same old Poodle, but better looking girls than I remembered in the past

I stopped by the Poodle this past Sunday night. For those of you who haven't been back, well, it's about the same as it ever was. I haven't been to a strip club since…

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PETA calls for woman to stop having sex with meat eating men !

They are saying that meat eaters have a higher carbon footprint also. https://www.peta.org/blog/strike-on-sex-with-meat-eating-men/ I think I'll have a steak and think about this one.

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LDKing: Tell her or Don’t say shit?

I’m risk averse if I don’t know her; aint nobody gotta know nothing. Period. No moaning, no nothing, although I might tense up a little. She is not standing up on me mid orgasm. Fuck that. Especially at some of…

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Penetration is good, yes

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The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

1st time

My 1st visit ever to the Harem. Cover charge is 30. I got there around 8p on a Saturday. Patted down and wanded upon entering. Stage is immediately in front of you when you enter room.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Nice club very close to the interstate if traveling through Jacksonville

Decided to stop by on my way down i95. Private parking lot with what seemed to be plenty of spaces available. Entered the club and was met with a kind front desk lady who charged…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Enjoyable but by the book experience at Pure Gold

I am from Florida and was in town to meet up with some friends. They left Saturday evening so I had time to kill before my Sunday morning flight. I had gone to Capital and…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Fun time on a Sunday night

It was Sunday and I needed to take a break from reality, so I decided to visit Delilah’s in Manville. I wouldn’t normally go to a club on a Sunday, as I consider it a…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Why Bother

I stopped in to Bandaids about ten days ago on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s only because of the other reviews in here that I bother at all. I’ve stopped by three times now in the…

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TUSCL Status

Dumb question…. Purple star Check Mark Which icon signifies a verified member and which one is a VIP

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Great midday experience

So I returned after a9- month hiatus due to a really bad experience. Much different this time. Went around lunch time and figured it would be empty, but I was very wrong. Club…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Ehh...

I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few years. Drinks used to be dirt cheap and I even remember a time we're you…

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How do I become a baby daddy?

I'm tired of wasting all of my sperm and not getting anything in return.

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Solid experience

First visit to a club since before covid amd I almost forgot what to expect. As I remember the club kind of looks like a remodeled trailer but it is clean and works.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My Favorite In The Valley

I recently retired and have been hitting the good old HL once a week for awhile. Always go on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday and always just after lunch. I won’t waste my time or yours…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Always Fun

I visit bourbon a couple times each month and always arrive about noon and only mid week days. Rarely more than 6-8 PLs and similar number of girls. The place is super dark when you…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Same ol' Pumps

I've been here twice post-pandemic and it hasn't changed at all. Relaxed atmosphere. Cute girls. Cheap drinks (by strip club standards). A lot less flashy than your usual New York club but that suits me…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Quick visit to Pure Gold on Saturday

Was traveling through Sacramento and it had been a couple of years (possibly 3) since I had stopped at Pure Gold. Just checking to see if anything had changed. I know the reviews…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Fun Couple’s Saturday Night

Disclaimer: I’ve only been to about 4 other clubs in my life so I don’t have a lot of SC experience, so I can only review this club itself and can’t compare it to elsewhere. I…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Going downhill

Decided to hit Miss Kitty's after a successful trip to Hustler and an unsuccessful trip to Dollies on a Saturday night. Showed up about 10:00 pm. About 10 cars in the parking lot…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Wow but with one dance in particular

Stripclubexpert got it right. But I’ll add some more $25 dollar entrance fee. Hoping you read stripclub experts experience so I don’t have to go into details. My second time here within 2 months and…

Expose

San Diego, California

Someone’s grandma strips here all

Well starting off this place was easy to get to, right if the freeway. Parking looked limited but was fine looked safe enough but we took a Lyft. When we first walked in there was…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Diamond in the rough, decent club, could be fun on the right night.

It has been maybe 2 decades since I visited Sauget clubs. Decided to hit up Diamond Cabaret on a quiet Tuesday night. Club is directly off Hwy 3 in Sauget, just off the…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

I’m a sucker for the usual…but…

Centerfolds is my default - closest to me. I usually go on weekdays early, but I had some free time this weekend and decided to try a Saturday. As usual, you walk in the first…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Hidden gem

Decent sized club right in Webster Ma. By far the cleanest club I’ve worked at, and probably the only club I’ve worked at that was cleaned daily, which as a dancer I can really appreciate…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fun Saturday night, crowded but reasonably priced,

Went on a Saturday night at 11pm. Paid $5 parking and $15 admission. It was very crowded. More than 100 of men and at least 30 girls. ‘Most guys there were not tipping and…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Mediocre First Visit Because of Convenient Location

Was in the area for business,staying at one of the many nearby hotels. As past reviews have indicated, this place isn't your typical strip club; it's more like a sports with bar with a…

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AMP or Independent Massage Therapist

If you had to make a choice to spend your money on a good time, would you have it done at an Asian Massage Parlor or an Independent Therapist of any race? Where have you had the better time out…

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How to be a sugar daddy?

Gonna make this brief, How do I become a sugar daddy? I’m tired of getting a favorite but endlessly chasing her around in the club.

Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club

Homestead, Florida

Miami Shooting incident

A heavy police presence was seen Sunday morning after a possible possible outside a gentlemen's club in southwest Miami-Dade. Miami-Dade Police were at the scene near Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club, located on U.S. 1 just south of Southwest 288th Street. Witnesses said…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Nice views; almost no contact

I visited from 9:40 to 11 pm. Before I get started, let me note some distinct changes I found since my last visit 2 years ago: 1) Of the 12 dancers, all had dark/black hair.…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Spending Time in Rio On Sat Night

After a day with friends in LA, I decided to try out a new club. Rio was just up the street, so it was a natural choice. Layout: One stage in the center with seating on…

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Is nicespice our resident Original Gangsta?

One of my favs has been dancing for over 10 years. The other dancers at the club have taken to calling her OG, or (extra bizarrely) "OG mom" (no house mom at the club).

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

First time, will be repeating

After my visit to Centerfolds in Worcester, I decided to take a trip south to a new venue. I’ve never been to Fantasies before, so I thought I’d take a trip and explore. The metal…

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Detroit clubs.

I am gonna be passing thru Detroit area Monday afternoon and night. Lookin for a club with a lot of chocolate dancers with high mileage and/or extras. Thinking Henry VIII lounge or pantheion club? Any one have other suggestions? Have…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

good club

I had been to this club just one other time around 9 pm on a weekday 4-5 years ago. Had an opportunity to be in Indianapolis last Saturday and was at the club from 11…

Expose

San Diego, California

Not the best San Diego club.

This was our first time here, me and my wife. Cover was $20 each, they gave us a card, that would get us in at $10 each next time. It was Saturday night, it was…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

A good time but drink before you come

After a disappointing experience with Angels, i headed to Deja Vu. Had not been to a nude club in a while so was excited as i have had my best experiences in nude clubs. When driving…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Expectations were too hig

Visited on a Saturday night around 11PM. Was on a family trip staying in Paw Paw (40 min) away so I knew i couldn't drink much as I had a long drive back. This was…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Surprisingly pleasant experience

This with the 3rd club i visited on this night. Of the 3 clubs i was least excited about this one and however it ended up being my favorite. I walked in around 1:30AM. I had…

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Naomi pandoras

Does anyone know if Naomi still works at pandoras in Seattle?

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Burner phones and refillable credit cards

Is it needed? Is it really necessary? I saw a thread how you should never use your credit card, use the ATM at the club, and make sure to use a burner phone. What's the thought behind this? Also, any

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Nice place to visit but mileage is limited

Had some time Thursday night so I stopped by. They have 2 levels of seating. One by the stage where the dancers give attention for tips and a higher level to just watch. Cover was…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Worth a spin

Some reviews say the area is sketchy. To be clear it is not great, but i didnt feel unsafe. Basically off the highway and lighting is good enough. Taco truck outfront as well. Paid cover…

Dames n' Games

Van Nuys, California

To each it’s own

When my original plans for the night didn’t fall through I decided to check out Dames and Games. I’ve been here before but only during the day. This was my first time at night. Normally…

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The true tragedy of life comes from those who manipulate, swindle, and use other

Title couldn’t say it all. “The true tragedy of life comes from those who manipulate, swindle, and use other's empathy and compassion as an opportunity to benefit themselves.“

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Sleepy afternoon at Ten’s

So stopped in on Friday afternoon after work. Cover was $5 and they were pretty slow with the day-shift winding down. I was there from about 4-6 in the afternoon with only 4 girls dancing.…

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On Bartering

When it comes to bartering, when did you get good at it? Is negotiating different in a strip club for you then outside or is it all the same shit? What’s one piece of advice you would give for haggling?…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Good time, but have had better here.

Was in area, so stopped in. Got buzzed in & met 3 girls, all pretty hot with lots of tats. My usual choice was not there on Saturday's, so I chose Autumn: nice natural body…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Doubt I will return.

Passing through Jacksonville late Saturday evening, I decided to stop in and see some skin. The club is easy to find, right on a main drag. Plenty of parking is available, it is well lit…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Afternoon fun with faith at pandoras

Been monitoring pandoras reviews since so long, so decided to give it a try on Thursday, as per suggestions high mileage is on weekdays day shift, so visited the club at 1:30. I was expecting…

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What's the deal with scanning driver's licenses?

I've never been to a club that scans driver's licenses, I've just read that it happens. I'm over 70 and I look it, so I don't think there's any reason to question the fact that I'm over 21.…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Bronx NY 2AMer

Address is the same so I'm not sure which is the correct club name. Cops are looking for the killers who shot and killed a Bronx man during a robbery outside a strip club on Saturday night. Jose Alvarado, 45, of Walton…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Redemption for 229

In my last review of this place I noted that I felt like I got kind of taken. Got what I wanted but paid way to much. Just had an awesome return trip which I…

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I DID NOT EXPECT THIS: A YOUNG LADY WITH SMART AND COMMON SENSE

i was going down the line of youtube shorts and this popped up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsq-K1mDghs i'm not saying that there aren't a lot of young girls that are just like the one on the clip. on the contrary, there are actually many that…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Midweek evening visit

Definitely like the remodeled club. The ladies were all pretty attractive. Most unmemorable stage shows, although Lola (?) had some really impressive pole work. Most of the ladies who approached were friendly and respectful. Some came…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

The Golden banana reject club

I was leaving an audition at the golden banana and this was about 5 min away so I figured I’d try it. On a busy road, looks like a bar sort of outside. I walk…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Strike out at bucks on a friday evening.

I found myself in EP on a friday evening. My buddy and i had plans on meeting up at bucks later that evening. My buddy got charged 8 bucks, but for whatever reason, i…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Good night in San Diego

Me and my wife went to Cheetahs for the first time. We were charged $10 each which included 2 drinks each. We noticed that others were charged $20 each. I’m sure we got a discount…

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For Atlanta mongers. Vivide meetup? 🤔

I forgot how to use the site and tried to add this to vivide but couldn’t… Would any of you be open to hitting up vivide this week? I’ve met most of you, so I was just seeing. I’ve been…

Hustler Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Not bad for Nashville... I'll be back

The club is few blocks away from downtown Nashville with easy access from the highway. there's no parking fee or vale. Cover fee is about $20. About 15 to 20 girls on Thursday night at…

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

Definitely worth exploring

I was in Houston on business and decided to try Mile High. Arrived around 7ish. Security/doormen were courtesy. I paid a modest cover-$5 or $8 and was directed through a door into the club. I…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Bachelor party kind of spot

I worked here for 3 days like 2 months ago . Large club right off the highway Brockton ma. I walk in and the place is pretty big, one of the biggest clubs I’ve worked…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Pretty girls; low mileage

Got to Pink Pony couple weeks ago on a Friday at 12:30 pm. There was no parking lot attendant so I self-parked and received a light pat-down on my way in (no id check or…

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Here is my skit

What do you think of my skit guys? https://youtube.com/shorts/Okw_4eeLkGo?feature=share

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Avoid Excape

Been to this place 1-/12 times before, just before the Covid shutdown in 2020, and just never liked the vibe. The first time (the “1/2” time) I went through the front door, saw the sparse,…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Perfect if you like to be ignored by pretty girls

I decided to stop in for a visit while passing through G'boro. I really like the vibe of this place for a daytimer. It's really low-pressure but there was surprisingly a lot of variety…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

No go on a Sunday

Decided to stop by the LS on a Sunday evening. I forgot they don't start until 7 pm on Sundays and arrived 5 minutes before they opened. $7 valet and $20 at the…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Good times

Showed up early afternoon on a Friday, maybe 2? $1 cover, $1 to the door girl. Walking in saw and chatted with a dancer I’ve know sometime, then went and sat down at my usual…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Back in the saddle

This is a review of two weeknight visits and one weekday visit to BT's over a several day period. Each time, I forked over $10 for the valet. There was no cover during…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

A respite for post-college guys in a college town.

So, Toppers is an Athens institution. You'll see a mix of students from the University working for a bit of extra dough, some locals, and sometimes people blowing through for one reason or another. It…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Great for a dance club, but...

Visiting from out of state and a friend mentioned it was the closest friendly bar. Packed on a Friday night, plenty of girls chatted up even more dudes. One should note, this is a bikini…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

First time is a charm at Satin

Topless, alcohol club. I got there at 10pm on a Friday. Frisk and ID before entry. $10 cover Nice, chill atmosphere. Stageside seating, standard cocktail service, with reserved tables and bottle service also available. A broad mix of…

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Why do strippers post so many sideways pictures?

I mean, if you didn't already know you're a punk if you buy an iPhone not an Android, doesn't the apparent inability to rotate convince you? Or is the post-Boomer multitasking uber-brain able to perceive rotated pictures as well…

Politics

Our labor unions are not narrow, self-seeking groups. They have raised wages, sh

Title couldn’t say it all. “Our labor unions are not narrow, self-seeking groups. They have raised wages, shortened hours and provided supplemental benefits. Through collective bargaining and grievance procedures, they have brought justice and democracy to the shop floor. But their work goes beyond…

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Adult entertainment in Providence,Rhode Island

Hello, I’m going on a business trip to Rhode Island. Staying near the providence airport. Any good strip clubs in the area? Looking for a laid back place that isn’t expensive. Not a lot on google and nothing near the airport.…

Girl Collection

Las Vegas, Nevada

Floyd Mayweather's popular Vegas club. Give me a fucking break.

Story and video: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/boxing/inside-floyd-mayweather-strip-club-28072037

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Kind of a dive

Came for an audition as a dancer, about 8:30pm Friday night. On a pretty busy main road, looks like a bit of a hole in the wall from the outside. I walk in and it…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

25th Anniversary Saturday night

Found myself back in St. Louis for the first time since the COVID, so I thought I would try some of the East St. Louis Clubs. Scarlett's used to be my favorite WP…

Mavericks

Sioux City, Iowa

Meh.

This club has only had a couple reviews in the past few years, so i thought id toftt. Arrived around 11pm. There is a huge parking lot, which appeared fairly full. What looks like a…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun Friday Evening

Visited on a Friday evening and the place was very busy. Crowded with not much room to sit. Got an overpriced beer and was pulled to the back by a Latina with big…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Great place to watch beautiful women get naked

I visited this club on a Friday afternoon around 3pm. I haven't been in this club in over 5 years, pre-pandemic. The club is in downtown Toronto on Yonge street so parking isn't available for…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you keep your expectations in check, this place is alright.

This is the strangest club ever yet, I've been visiting for sever Saturdays Same as every other opening review. Back of an adult bookstore. Stopped to look upfront in the store last time. Most titles of…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Good fun at the Dreamgirls at Ricks

Checked out Dreamgirls at Ricks since I haven't been back since the pandemic started. If you've been here before the pandemic, it hasn't changed much. You walk in, pay the door guy $22 which includes…

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BITCOIN ATM

was at the usual hangout with the guys last night. the topic of bitcoin was brought up. i'm absolutely a novice about that topic and i posed the question of how does one cashout. one guy goes to me and…

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Butter

You unwrap a stick of butter. You place it in the butter dish. You place the butter dish in the same place you put it every single day of the year, with no seasonal exceptions. Where is…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

The rumors are true - Dollies is back, at least for now

So - Thanks to TUSCL I decided to check out if Dollie's was still open. I headed over about 10:00 on Saturday night after visiting Hustler club. Maybe it is just my age,…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

A nice clean club, but I doubt it ever gets too wild.

I was passing through town one evening and decided to give this place a try. Parking is free, but if the club gets busy, I can see where there would be some issues with…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

There's A New Game in Town

After learning that Treasure is now open at noon during the week I decided to check it out, a few times in fact. The layout of the club hasn't changed..large safe parking lot, an…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Best SC in Utah

Strip clubs in Utah are a little unique, as you may be aware. There can be lap dances, nudity, or Alcohol, but it can only be one. I've been to three clubs in…

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Maroon 5s Favorite: Sumner Stroh

Now I understand why Adam Levine was “sliding into her DMs.” https://www.reddit.com/r/BoutinelaBabes/comments/xm7175/maroon_5_fan_and_boutine_la_babe_ms_sumner_stroh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I didn’t realize she was that hot. Damn. Smokin’

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Unremarkable venue, very satisfying dance

After finishing my to-do list late one Thursday night (or, more accurately, early one Friday morning), I resolved to reward myself with a visit to Stars Cabaret. I had just relocated to Salem from out…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still a great club.

This club has been reviewed many times and the physical attributes have not changed. I took an Uber , so no parking fee. No cover at about 2 pm in the afternoon. Beer was $5. Free lunch was…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Not too high, not too low

I walk in around 12:30 on a Tuesday. Same day and time as my last visit in May but none of the girls look familiar. No one has reviewed this place in the four months…

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Fart fart fart

Rooty toot toot farty fart fart. I been farting all day long

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Decent time at UJ

Decided to visit this place on a Thursday early evening around 6pm and had a decent time. Parking is dedicated spots to the club around back, you walk up to the front door on the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Holy shit a GFE and another ATF

Holy shit a GILF! She said she danced at LS 25 years ago, as she looks like a girl (but older) that I danced with there pre-COVID. Not the same person. Anyway,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Two afternoon visits

This is two different visits to the Cricket. For those that haven’t been there is free parking (no valet) in the back and no cover during dayshift, which is the only time I ever go.…

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Economic Recession 2023 - Who's starting to stay home?

Hey all, Not trying to make this political but thinking about more what I am going to do. Right now, things are going well but given the constant news on inflation I’m thinking I’ll be taking a break later this Fall…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A New Jersey Institution .

I have been visiting PH for many years, but not at all in the last three or four. This was my first visit since the legal issue and since COVID. I am happy…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Sunday evening visit

Visited this place on Sunday evening They have a happy hour from 5 to 7 PM everyday so all drinks and food are half priced. The bar tenders are very friendly here and…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

I'm the foot fuckin master.

I got a txt from my new ATF to come back to the club so we can play in the back again. My "pure instinct" took over and low and behold I was back at…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday before the game

Was in town so decided to stop by Pandoras for a few. Around ten cars in the parking lot at around 1pm last Monday. Walked in paid my drink and cover, $15 and…

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Eat your buffet in VIP

Story and photo: https://www.theonion.com/man-at-strip-club-buffet-pays-extra-to-get-private-time-1849435938

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Spearmint Rhino definitely has the quality

So I’ve visited a view industry clubs but this was my first visit to the Rhino. I’ve done a few Rhinos in other locations including Vegas and this is definitely much like those…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Not a big fan

Enough has been said about this place both positive and not so positive, so I wanted to check it out for myself. For those who have not yet been, it's pretty small. It's about the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Affordable if you're not looking for extras

I met a friend here on Tuesday around 5:30pm. There was no parking attendant, so I parked in the block of spots directly in front of the club. When there's a parking attendant, he's usually…

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Canada to end vaccine requirement for border crossing.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/government-lifting-pandemic-border-measures-1.6591883 The federal government has decided to drop the vaccination requirement for people entering Canada, end random COVID-19 testing at airports and make the use of the ArriveCan app optional by the end of this month, a senior government source told…

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Q&A/SashaJuicy

Alright today we get to chat with SashaJuicy for another dancer question and answer. You can catch Sasha dancing at Blush in Commack, NY. I think she's a real cute girl and is a fellow long islander so I had…

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Experiment Success / Warning : Major Bragging Included In Story

I’d like to take another opportunity to thank Subraman for helping me get back on Seeking.com. I am having ball with so many young women playing with mine. I was out a couple of weeks ago with…

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PSA: Florida peninsula in 5-day cone for [possible] Hurricane Hermine

Too early to do much more than wait for development, but get your gas, water, non-perishables, and batteries before they sell out. https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/090354.shtml?cone#contents

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Hot Tub Time Machine

If you had a time machine and could get a dance from your all time fav who stopped dancing 10 years, 10 months, or 10 weeks ago how much would you pay? I think Id pay 3-4 times the cost…

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Clapping during a lap dance

Recently I was at a club getting a lap dance from a girl. I'm the kind of guy that the girl is sort of the supplementary feature and me and my dancing is the primary. So head over heels by…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

What is the justification for "mandatory" valet parking?

This is an honest question. I understand that different people can have a different take on things. I don't want to get into a flame war with those who may disagree with me, and I haven't insulted anyone.…

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MMA v. Boxing

It's date night with your girlfriend who is new school and loves MMA. You're old school and love boxing but admit that boxing today has been pussified and argue old school boxing was more exciting than MMA. She tells…

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Need A New Truck? Go To Kentucky

Unfinished Ford Trucks Keep Piling Up in Massive Lots Visible From Space https://www.thedrive.com/news/unfinished-ford-trucks-keep-piling-up-in-massive-lots-visible-from-space

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OT: an interview with Desertscrub’s ATF!

She’s 92, and she looks spectacular and is making bank from our very distinguished member, Desertscrub. Enjoy, and try not to wank it too much! https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/19852568/grandma-92-people-cant-believe/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1663607419 Bacon!!

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What’s in a name?

I have been thinking about this topic for a while. I thought now would be a good time to discuss our(PL’s) relationships with dancers while in the club. I admit my thoughts have evolved on this subject over the years.…

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Can’t we get back to discussing titties, lap dances, and beer?

I am not making any holier than thou type of post. That is not the intent of this discussion. I joined this site to learn more about strip clubs, strippers and lap dances. Things have devolved a bit, and we…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Reopened as of Sept 17, 2022

I didn't get a chance to stop in when I visited Scores on Saturday, but Uncle Buck's has re-opened. Further confirming the reopening was the owners were promoting the club with coupons for no cover at a concert in Huntsville last

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Clubbing Hiatus

Decided to take a break about 3 weeks ago from making my once a week visits. It doesn’t seem exciting anymore and am no where close to getting anyone OTC.At 3 weeks I don’t see myself missing it anymore but…

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Who has the biggest penis and I don't mean on this discussion board.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/worlds-biggest-penis-blokes-ding-27937068?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Celtics head coach Ime Udoka facing team discipline for 'improper' relationship

Report: Celtics head coach Ime Udoka facing team discipline for alleged 'improper' consensual relationship with female staff member https://www.yahoo.com/sports/report-celtics-coach-ime-udoka-facing-disciplinary-action-for-team-violations-024159939.html Another story, another day, another affair, hardly news. The crazy part about this story is Ime Udoka has apparently been with Nia…

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legitimate massages in the club.

Recently I have seen several posts about customers getting upper body massages in the clubs by fully clothed girls for a small service charge. This seems like a nice perk but I am reminded of the time my then favorite…

Politics

You people must always be willing to truly consider evidence that contradicts yo

Title couldn’t say it all. You people of tuscl must always be willing to truly consider evidence that contradicts your beliefs, and admit the possibility that you may be wrong. Intelligence is not believing everything you think you know, is right,…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Is Centerfodls the only SF club with private room?

I'm browsing through SF club reviews and it seems like Centerfolds is the only one with private room and contact? Hustler, Condor, CH, are all reviewed poorly recently with no mileage no contact and some not even topless. NCT seems…

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The Ultimate Thread: SJcreep's Soap Box gets kicked out from under him

Title couldn't say it all........ The Ultimate Thread: SJcreep's Soap Box gets kicked out from under him with a tight noose around his neck!

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When an opportunity for passionate debate devolves into useless feuding

I know I am one of the more combative posters on TUSCL. I take a level of pride in this. I do not attack people without cause, I do so because we have staked out opposing partisan views.…

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Photos Gallery / Question for Founder

Anyone looked at the Photos Gallery since the "Censorship" invasion ? The only photos in that gallery are of the ones loaded by dancers. Any photos loaded by PL's does not show in the gallery. Is…

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OT: 0.999... = 1

I'm sure all of you here with a basic working knowledge of mathematics already knew this, but since math is not a strong point of mine, I was confused by this before I finally wrapped my head around it. Now…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Missing dancer (Fruity) presumed murdered.

Full story & photos. https://www.foxnews.com/us/atlanta-police-say-missing-24-year-old-woman-murdered-body-disposed-second-suspect-remains-large

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Taking a motorcycle to dinner with her parents

Not very long ago, I owned a motorcycle as my sole mode of transportation. It was used, and had a loose gas cap which the seller had advised to seal with Vaseline anytime it was going to rain, even…

Politics

An argument for reparations

I have posited, for the longest time, that demands for slavery reparations are just demeaning money grabs by political or social hacks. However, I have seen a video which actually makes the closest rational argument in favor of reparations.…

Politics

Inflation is much worse this time

The last time we had inflation at these levels was the late 1970s. But, for the government ( meaning all of us ), it is much worse now. Back then, Paul Volker hiked the lending rate to reduce demand Which…