Eye candy but low mileage

I knew more or less what to expect going in, but thought I should try the place at least once. This place has been open a month but is a second location of the well-known downtown club.

Summary up front: a huge beautiful new club, that is best suited for an evening out with buddies and not for the solo practitioner seeking mileage. Girls are ALL young and gorgeous, 7s to 9s, including some minors and others ranging from 21-early thirties plus hot bartenders and front desk hostesses. “Private” dance areas have sheer curtains that leave little to the imagination, and are festooned with cameras that the girls believe are operational (probably are) and rules that are likely enforced (I didn’t break any, given above and neither did my young dancer friend).

And now the play by play: I arrived to the location, which I had driven by the week before, at 10pm on a Sunday. There was a searchlight to draw attention but this place is not visible from the street due to its position behind other buildings on a little triangle enclosed by two major streets and Hwy 217. Many cars were entering at the same time. Parking lot was full in front and I had to go around the side. It turns out this was mostly the staff and not customers. Management should tell staff and dancers to park in back. I shoehorned my beast into a small spot and went in. First the bouncer checked (but did not scan) my ID and then gave me a total pat down, but thankfully did not grab my junk, as he was not my gender or type of choice. He told me to go on in.