Disappointing Stop

Wanting to hit a club or two last Tuesday, I checked out Club Tease’s Instagram pre-open dancer list and saw my favorite dancer listed. I usually get a text from her letting me know her weekly schedule, but hadn’t received a text. I thought maybe she didn’t send one this week. Heading out, I made a stop at The Venue first since it was on my way, but nothing “grabbed” my attention at the rack as I went through the four dancer rotation. I was also anticipating the dancer at the next club, so not very motivated for any dances at The Venue. I pulled in to the parking lot at Tease around 2 PM. There was plenty of parking on this afternoon and if this lot is ever full, the club would be standing room only. Both the outside and inside of this club looks a little tired. This small club is fairly narrow but long and is not in the best part of town. Matter-of-fact, it is not open on the weekends because OLCC would require them to have extra security.

I walked through the door on this afternoon and there was no bouncer, no ID check, and no cover. There is a sign saying “check in at the bar” and pointing to the left. I did not have to check in with the bar, but certainly that is the direction to go since the right has 5 or 6 curtained lap dance booths and straight ahead would go to the dancer’s dressing room. The little/short bartender at this place has to be one of the cutest in Oregon. I wish she was dancing. Well, there used to be a club in Salem called the Main Event, which has long been torn down, where the bartenders were topless. That place would probably still get my vote even though I never looked at their eyes. The stage at Tease is fairly small and looked fairly busy when we had four customers at the rack. There are a few tables/chairs, a long full bar with seating, no lotto machines, food specials that the bartender cooks, a Bluetooth music box for the dancers that play a variety of music (besides hip hop), and dancers set their own dance prices. Those prices for me have ranged from $25 to $40/song, 3/$100, $150 for 15 minutes and $250 for 30 minutes. I actually always do the 30 minute option with one particular dancer. There are cameras in the booths, but I don’t believe anyone is monitoring them.

As I was walking to the bar to get my $3.50 coke, I glanced at the dancer board and there were 4 dancers listed, but not the dancer I was anticipating seeing. Needless-to-say, I was pretty disappointed, but decided to hang around to see if she shows up. Customers came and went the two hours I was there, but the most at one time, 5 mongers. I took a seat at the short side of the stage. The longer section has only a couple of feet between the chairs and the bar seats for customers coming/going in the club/lap dance area to walk through. Yeah, not the best setup. Ericka was up first and she is a white HWP, 6+ range with an 8 in personality. She was fun, gave great up-close looks of the goods, some boobies in the face, totally nude, but for the most part stayed on her side of the stage. She did good enough to get one of the mongers at the rack to ask her for a dance. Although I like HWP, she didn’t motivate me enough to ask about her dances.