Loosing [sic ]the load

Hey for desert strum out there this is not a club review or scam or whatever. I'm a real person and you can DM me and read my other reviews. I've never in my 20 years of heading strip clubs been to a place that enables you to get in and get out for under $37 a load lighter

It's quite close to o'hare airport that I had about an hour to kill before I headed over there for my flight. I walked in and there was some pretty heavy security as in a guy with a bullet proof vest and a gun. A little unnerving but they were friendly and we had a random conversation about where money gets printed in the United States.

I walked in and sat at the bar and got a $5 Miller light which I had no intention of consuming but felt like I should get a drink. There was a girl dancing on a side stage so I went over and tipped her $2.