Note to Strippers: When you place a blanket over my lap, you dehumanize me
Muddy
USA
Before a lap dance. As if I'm somebody that can just be swept under a rug. As if I'm just a doormat...worse, even under the doormat to be walked all over and abused. As if I'm too gross and disgusting to even make contact with. A stripper recently did this to me, dropped the blanket on my lap prior, then started dancing. I couldn't believe it, I was screaming on the inside, frozen though and stunned in silence on the outside (well yes aside from the moaning, groaning other various the jizzing in the pants noises, and all that etc. granted) I'll have all of you dancers know I am a person too. I have feelings too. People like me. I cry. I laugh. I love. But now I fear I'll never be the same again. Scarred forever until the next time you wrap me up in a strip club burka.
22 comments
Not a little hanky ? Wtf?
There are unfortunately a lot of asshole dancers who are also prudes. The blanket thing is also a buzzkill for the mood. If that happens, honestly, just walk out before the dance even begins. You already know how you'll be treated, so why endure it when your money can go towards a dancer who isn't an asshole. I know I'll probably get shit from others as a dancer suggesting to customers to walk out, but think of it from a customer service angle and insert any service being done (hair, nails, lashes, whatever the fuck) and the person doing the service treats you like that. Fuck that.
And sorry she treated you like that. I admit I did put my robe on a customer's lap once before. But he had just come out of the rain and was wearing jeans and I didn't want a soggy ass. I explained it to him and he was understanding.
I think there was a club in NJ called Hot 22 where there was a concern about nude dances - and contact. The dancers would put some odd cloth (which I’m sure became a jizz rag as the day went on) on customer’s laps - in an apparent attempt to keep from having direct contact.
As I remember it was a nude club - and they didn’t serve alcohol. I made the trip with some filthy coworkers, and once I discovered the no lack of booze thing, I never returned.
I wasn’t dehumanized, but disappointed. I wasn’t interested in making a pre club stop to load up on booze before seeing bare pussy!
But seriously, at one club near me where full nude LDs are available, the dancers usually place a 12-inch square polyester (I suppose) bandana on the guy’s fully-clothed lap. Helps reduce irritation of her lady parts and reduce potential snail trails on his pants. I don’t see that as dehumanizing in any way.
I def wouldn’t appreciate the blanket treatment. That said I have seen some tradesmen (fixing roads, plumbers, roofers, etc) come straight to the club from work and who knows how gnarly their pants are.
At other places where its not standard procedure and there isn't a clear reason for it, like around south Florida, I've seen it a few times and done what Bubble suggested. I always pay for the dance, cause I feel like I spent that money the second I agreed to go back for a dance, but unless she's crazy fucking hot or been really great out front, I take it as a sign that she's a germaphobe or a prude and just move on.
The hand sanitizer thing I could go either way on. Like Bubble said, lots of people don't even do basic washing after using the bathroom, I can totally understand some measures to keep the hands that are about to be all over you clean. I appreciate a little basic sanitation. I've never had a girl force it though, usually they use it themselves and offer, I just accept. I've seen no correlation with those girls then being prudes or germaphobic. It's the standard mix of success and failure after that.
If it’s a nude lap dance, yes a dancer should place a cloth if she chooses. I know because you don’t have to deal with things like bacterial infection, cuts on ya vagina from jeans, yeast infections or etc… you may see it as an insult or a dancer not giving good service
But remember a vagina is an open wound. Would you take your open wound and rub it against rough material and dirty clothes
My main issue with that club was the lack of alcohol, as I was a degenerate perverted drunk at that time. I’ve improved myself, and now I’m only a degenerate pervert…
Again, every girl has to decide for herself what she's comfortable with. But she should not be surprised if many customers are turned off by it.
Unless she intends to slide her hands under the blanket and get access to goods without the VIP cameras seeing the action. Then I'm cool with it.
I've encountered some dancers over the years who use some type of cover (towel, bandana, cloth napkin, etc.). They are almost always the dancers who won't even contemplate extras. In fact, they typically germophobic dancers who fear I will "finish" without warning them. Basically, they just hate the idea of touching jizz. Now that is their prerogative and custies must respect that. But it's my prerogative to decline the dance and move on.
Regarding dancers who carry hand sanitizer (at least pre-Covid), I've had some amazing and unexpected extra services delivered by many who just unzipped me, sprayed, wiped, and went to work. Good times.