GTA Stop #3

Mississauga, ON. Friday night just came from Diamond. Parking lot was pretty full but got a spot. Commercial area. Walk in, no cover, no nothing just black bouncer greets me with a fist pump. Walk in, pretty dark and somewhat dingy. The girl talent which was good was better than the club. One main stage and elevated bar in the back mirrors it. Seating with tables all around. Dances here are $20 a song. Customers mostly indian with some white and hispanic guys. Some foreign guys in suits talking up one girl I was interested in but looked she was about to make bank after her shift. As I peeing in the bathroom, I saw a used condom in the urinal, I don't even want to pee in that shit but it gives you the vibe what kind of spot this is. Two girls up on stage at a time and they go 3 songs. Canada doesn't seem to tip at all. Like most other joints in the area. Must have a drink at all times. $7.50 for a water.

Dancers. For a high mileage, extras joint, talent was real good all things considered. Not too many girls I would say were awful looking. Some girls real thing, more younger side. Some fake stuff in there too. All ethincities I saw. Some girls not down with all the high mileage stuff though. About 25 to 30 girls.

A lot of girls here trying to sell me Billy Joel tickets. (which was kind of random but he does a great live show) I ended up declining. I just didn't find exactly what I wanted but there was plenty to pick from for most guys. At one point that stupid locomotion song came on, and I thought to myself, "this is my chance to finally show my stuff, to mend American/Canadian relations all in one swing, show the world that I can really move and groove with the best of them" I jumped up on stage and began to do the locomotion dance, Come on baby do the lo-co-motion, swing your hips now, all that stuff; I was immediately tackled off stage by all staff including the female bartenders and waitresses and even some strippers that I turned down prior getting in on the action and was roundly beaten to a bloody pulp. But I think for about 7 seconds there, I was king of the night and king of the club.