Desire
535 NE Columbia Blvd Portland, OR 97211

I Need To Stop By This Club More Often

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Nov 14, 2022, 4:29 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

After a disappointing stop at Club Tease, I made the short drive to Desire, which is not normally on my club radar. This club, like Club Tease, could use a little help on the outside as well as the inside. It is a dive club in an industrial area and has a decent size, paved, parking lot. This club does not open until 3 PM and has a food truck as well as a bikini barista coffee hut on their lot. When you enter through the front door, the two stages are on the left, and the bar/lotto machines are on the right with a half size wall separating the two rooms. The curtained lap dance booths are in the back along with the dancer dressing room and restrooms. They have a decent covered patio as well. The two stages are in the center of the room right and beside each other, which makes it easy for dancers to move from one stage to the other. There is a dj booth, but on this afternoon, no dj and the dancers were up there choosing their two songs. Also in the stage area, there are bench booths along the wall separating the bar from the stage area and they have these funky chandeliers over each table. The have benches facing the stages along the other wall. Maybe nine chairs around three sides of each stage. The rack is a little high, which makes one have to lean over to see a dancer when she is laying on the floor with her legs spread. The top of the rail is fairly wide and makes it easy for the dancer to do eye level maneuvers in front of the monger.

I pulled in to the parking lot around 4:30 PM last Tuesday. Walking through the door, there was no bouncer, no ID check, and no cover. Since the end of the bar is right there, it makes it easy for the bartender to check you out. I got my $4 coke from an unfriendly male bartender, so only tipped him a buck. I walked in to the stage room and there were six dancers working, all 7 and above range. One AA, one Latina, four white, and all young spinners. There was one customer at the bar and another one at the rack. Only one stage was being used and the other stage had the dancers sitting on the rail with their phones. All dancers were friendly and all were totally naked by the second song. I tipped $2 a song. One dancer came over the rail and was on her knees in front of me, and then behind me rubbing her ass on the back of my neck. She gave me some light hand work as well as let me feel her B boobies on my face. A cute brunette with long eye lashes. I was going to ask about her dances, but the other monger beat me to it and they headed off to the booth. With that, I sat through the rotation part-way a second time. When she was up again and during her first song, I made sure she knew I was interested in a dance.

Before I talk about this dancer, there was another sexy-as-hell brunette that had all the right moves with f@#$ me eyes. I am saying to myself, please reach over the rack and “grab” my attention to give me a reason to ask about her dances. Nope, she pretty much stayed on her side of the rack. I hadn’t been that smitten with a dancer in a long while, but the big head won on this day. So the dancer that motivated me to ask about her dances is Diro. She quoted me $40 or 3/$100, totally nude with touching, except the kitty. I said let’s do one dance and see how it goes (my usual as I can always add more dances if things are going in a favorable direction).

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