Typical Porthole Night

The Porthole Pub is a unique dive bar kind of place in northern Broward. Most dancers run in the 4-6 range at this place. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t find an occasional cute AA dancer here, and your money certainly goes much further than it does at other nearby clubs. Tonight, there was one really full-figured dancer with a really cute face. I thought she would be right up Papi’s alley. And one other cute slender AA with an all-natural body. However, the rest of the crew were 5’s.

No cover before 7:00pm. Porthole is located a few blocks east of 95 on the west end of a busy strip mall. Parking, while free can be a little tricky as you may have to park towards the other end of the parking lot since this mall can be very busy during the day. Walk in and in front of you is a decent sized square bar that seats 25. To the left is the stage with several small tables and chairs along either side and some bench seating behind those along the wall.

Beyond the stage towards the back of the club are the dance booths, each with a full curtain for privacy. These booths are very similar to the Diamond Dolls setup. There are several shared booths, however they each have a divider between the benches so once you’re seated you don’t really notice if someone else is on the other side. They also have private booths, but I’ve never partaken in those as you can pretty much do anything you want in the shared booths. Individual songs in the shared booths are $25 with $5 going to the house. You can also get $10 bar-side dances, but those aren’t that common and some girls don’t even bother to take off their tops, but they will certainly give you a good grind. A popular option here are the 2 for 1 dances they offer in the booths at least once an hour. If you ask, most girls will be willing to wait, or at least come back to you if you ask to go back when the next 2 for 1 comes up.