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Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Has anybody figured what the fuck a Spearmint Rhino is anyway?

West Palm Beach, FL. Tuesday night after midnight. Just came from Cheetah's not far away. Plenty of parking. Pat down. Walk in. Cover is $10 free military. Walk in, bar on left, center circle stage.…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Girls in the Palm of my hand in West Palm Beach with Jim Palmer

West Palm Beach, FL. Just came from Monroes. Parking lot, found a spot. Walk up to the guy, he says the lot fee is $3. Walk in, cover if I remember right is $15. Military…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Rose Monroe has got DAT ASS

West Palm Beach, FL. On a WPB drive by tour. Drove up in, parking lot, found a spot. Pat frisk. Walk in, girl at the front, cover is $10 free military. Set up, one bar…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Nice place, but expensive

The place is not full nude and does have a full bar thats not too overpriced. Said to be the 'classiest strip club in Myrtle' -- its in North Myrtle -- and I'd…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Anything but an Oasis

Woof. I can imagine this club had seen better days, asses shaking all hours, the stage filled. But Today, outside is 91 degrees and inside is as cold and dead as a mortuary. 3 women,…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Not many taboos broken here but hey

The club is in an industrial area, just off the 91. Seems to be next to some sober living place so a few people around, but feels totally safe. Lots of dancers (15+) at this…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Closest in the US to Tijuana

Had business in New Haven and dropped to to Bridgeport for this gem of a stripper bar. During the day there is street parking within a block of the bar. The neighborhood isn’t…

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Solid State Physics

Looking first at the work of Robert J. Mears and his company, and then this seems to connect with software offered by Synopsis. QuantumATK Solutions for Materials Modeling https://www.synopsys.com/silicon/quantumatk/materials-modeling.html https://www.synopsys.com/silicon/quantumatk/atomistic-simulation-products.html https://www.synopsys.com/silicon/quantumatk.html MASSIVE BRAIN POWER ADVANCES IN SEMI-CONDUCTOR TECHNOLOGY, AND I THINK THIS IS TIED TO…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Score to Settle

Palm Beach, FL. Came up here to Palm Beach area strip club tour. First stop. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front desk, cover is $15, free military. Walk in further. Bar on…

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Best Livable Spot in the US for regular clubbing...

I'm thinking about moving in the next few months and while I've been to clubs in 48 states, most of those were before the pandemic which has changed a lot of areas entirely. Legends like Follies in Atlanta have closed,…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Enjoying an early Saturday afternoon

Rolled up to Tootsies in the early afternoon. No cover to get in, was seated near the stage by the manager. Almost immediately, a dancer came over and asked me to buy a lapdance, before…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Can't miss at Bourbon Street

Not much to look at from the outside but can't miss with the girls on the inside. I come out for a golf trip once a year and always stop in at Bourbons at least…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

My fav. spot in town

Starting with the usual. $7 valet (required) $20 cover after 7, $0 before 7 pm. Tipped the valet for good luck. There's a bathroom guy there who gives all sorts of common items, candies and…

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For SJG, all dressed up and in heels! (Sorry, no fatties for you though)

http://adheripost.com/2022/07/22/kueotfe-brueoste/?fbclid=IwAR2VPYu7Q1gjKeHtraxrSK0xetfwBuhS6nip9KZxax3n8csN8vqOep6udpg This is what I think of when I want girls dressed up and in heels. That’s quality!

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

What it is

I was back in Dallas and decided to stop in just to see if it was as reviewed before. Parking $5/Cover $12/Water and beer $7. Dances are $25 for full length songs in the box…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Upscale without being overly pretentious

I arrived around 10pm on a Friday evening. Valet was available, but I chose to park in the free area. The lot is large, but a lot of it is blocked off for…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Wouldn’t go back

Went to lookers on a Sunday night and the place was packed. As I entered I paid a $10 cover and as I was about to enter the club the 2 girls up front said…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not the same as pre-COVID but still pretty good

I've been stopping by G2000 from time to time to see how things are shaping up post-COVID. Pre-COVID, this was a hopping bar with lots of girls and customers, standing room only even on…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Influx of new, friskier talent!

It's been a few months since I've been to DTC...probably about 9 months since I've been there at night. This trip was very inspiring that there are still good times to be had at this…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Enjoyable time, will go again

I was in Des Moines on work a few weeks ago and decided to make the visit to the club after reading the reviews. At the risk of boring you, let mw atart with the…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Friday Afternoon fun

I've typically gone here late evening. So, I thought I'd give it a try around 4:40PM. The parking lot had may 10 cars, so I thought there are guys here. Well, just 2 at the…

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Indian or Filipina dancers in NY, NJ, PA or DE?

Does anyone know of any slim & fit Indian dancers in any clubs in NY, NJ, PA or DE? Indian looking even if they are really from the Carribean is okay too. 20 years ago there used to be a…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Them Lou Turkos

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!? So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty - dependin…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Favorite SoCal club, better post-covid

I've been this club many times this year and it's my favorite club in SoCal. Things have improved a lot since covid lockdowns ended. I only go at night and the club tends to get busy…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Ass 10/10

Went there on a Friday night and the place was not as busy as I thought it would be. The club was described before, 7$ valet, you walk in, bouncer on your left, 10 $…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Busy Evening (4 Clubs)

I made a quick trip to Phoenix to meet with a customer. I stayed at the Marriott by the Airport. I looked for clubs that were close to the hotel and there were 4 clubs.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Welcome to "Little Havana"

Arrived at the club about 12:45PM on Tuesday, July19, 2022. There was a very unusual amount of cars in the parking lot for that time of day. I'd guess around 25. I suspected that since…

Softails

Springfield, Missouri

First Visit in Well Over a Year

I've been to Softails numerous times when I lived in the area. This was my first visit in well over a year since I moved from the area. I went in expecting cheap drinks with…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Permanently Closed?!?

Google is listing Lusty as permanently closed. Anyone have any info on this?

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

FC to the rescue Th pm, but stick to 'the plan'.

Arrived at 10pm after bailing from the LS sad lack of talent, (unless you favor thots, plentiful). FC valet $8, and then the $25 entrance was one more sign of inflation, it's not just the…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Felt more like 1848 (PSA: don't go early)

Miami, FL. I was leaving Miami after a Marlins game and decided to on Tuesday night and decided to stop at this club to check it out. I saw it earlier in the day when…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Great place to see Naked women in Jax

Stopped at Sinsations on a Saturday night. Had to park out back, decent lighting but could be better. Inside the front door a girl was collecting the cover charge $10. Walk straight…

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Is the future really wind power?

https://weather.com/storms/severe/video/wind-turbine-struck-by-lightning-in-texas

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Miami Nice

Doral, FL. Tuesday afternoon around 5, I had time before a Marlins game. This spot is right by the airport. Big time traffic coming here on the Palmetto Expressway right in front of this club.…

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California closed clubs

I am heading out to LA for work and looked up a club that I had been to in the past in the state list. It had been closed. I am sure that some of the closures were COVID casualties.…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

One Night in Portalnd, Part 1

One Night in Portland, Part I Every time I visit the Rose City, I hit the clubs with an old friend who lives there. This year was no different. We had dinner with our respective wives,…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

One Night in Portland, Part 4

One Night in Portland, Part 4 Ah, the Golden Dragon. Always the last stop of the night. We got there right at 2, as the other clubs were closing, and the girls were drifting in from…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

First time for everything

I had a unique experience with this visit. Stopped by around 11 pm and there were very few cars in the lot. Big security guy outside was chatting with someone and I could hear the…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Haven, not Heaven

I visited Haven Place twice within two weeks. This review combines both visits. Location: Haven Place is located in East Baltimore in a very blue-collar area. I arrived about 7:30PM on weeknights (Wed one week, then…

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El Paso; Fall of another great SC city?

I was in El Paso a few weeks ago. Boy has it changed in a few years. Might have something to do with Covid but also that Texas 21 over for stripper law really hurt this city big time from…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Large club with lots of eye candy, but PG13 fun

After spending Wednesday night at the slowest dive SC downtown, Lollipops, I ventured next door to the Grandview Live on Thursday night for a livelier experience. My dancer from Wednesday had recommended Grandview as the…

Double Vision Gentleman's Club

Clifton Park, New York

Double Vision Fun

Decided to go to Double Vision when it started to cool down in order to get out of the house. Double Vision is under 5 minutes off of Exit 10, and is right on Route…

Lollipops Gentlemen's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Tumbleweeds

Walked thru an inoperable? metal detector (my phone didn't set it off) at the door and paid a $10 cover Wednesday at 11p. No ID check, but I look older than 21. Apparently you only…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

First time here ever! Worth it!!!

First time here at the Lei. Based on the reviews I read I had to give it a try. Cover charge was $20 with a one drink minimum (paid $6 for a small cup of…

Players Club

Tampa, Florida

Dead Sunday night

Went to Players Club on Sunday night around 10pm. It was less than a 10 minute drive from my downtown hotel. Parked near the front door, free parking. There were only a few cars in…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Lots of dances and some tasty milk...

I made another trip to Paradise with the intent to just get regular dances that night. Not going to bore you with the club layout, it hasn't changed except the bathrooms were clean this time…

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Satellite and Terrestrial Microwave and Millimeter-Wave Communications

This Keysight looks to be what had been the HP Santa Rosa Microwave Test Equipment Division, and then after that Agilent. https://www.keysight.com/us/en/home.html They make a bold statement here: " Aerospace and Defense (A&D) is the backbone of modern commercial innovation, and vice versa. The…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Just Like Old Times

Been out of the country overseas for some time, and upon returning stateside, thought I would stop by some of the old haunts and see what was happening and if I recognized any familiar faces.…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Glad Teasers hasn't changed.

I was passing through Flint early afternoon and decided to stop by Teasers. Not a local, but I have visited too many times to count in the past. I hadn't been in a…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Is it possible, even Bogarts' can change it up a bit?

For quite some time, Bogarts "day shift" has had the reputation of "old" entertainers.... And, some large! Regarding "night shift", I noticed that some recent reviews indicated a notable shift in "talent types". I found it intriguing…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

First Sugars Visit

I was considering a visit to Pandoras, and I was watching their line-up on Instagram, but the selection was pretty thin at 3pm. I was closer to Sugars, and had never visited, so I decided…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The Events Of The Day

Monday afternoon, 5-6:30. It was pretty dead. More dancers than customers, and no one on the stage a lot of the time. I was hoping to see Sage. Her profile here said she'd be there,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is not your father's Baby Dolls- and not in a good way

Visited Wed PM. Arrived at about 3PM with a little time to kill before heading to airport. Plenty of parking. $3.00 cover.$7.00 for a Mich Light bottle. I sat at the main stage. In the…

Updated Guide to Tijuana Mongering for First-Timers (July 2022)

After recently coming across a previous article regarding mongering in Tijuana, Mexico, I figured I'd write an updated version (as of July 2022) with current prices and procedures. My first trip there was last August, and I've gone back three times since, so I can speak from experience. That said,for those who've never been to TJ but are planning to go soon, here's what you need to know: HOW TO GET TO TIJUANA If you're coming from most parts of the United States, the best way to get to TJ is flying to San Diego. While there is an airport in TJ, there are no direct flights to there from the USA; you'd have to fly to another Mexican city like Guadalajara…

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Stripper Boutiques

I've noticed maybe five to ten percent of strip clubs have a little shop with dancer outfits or costumes. It might be in a small room or nook of the club. Are these just another hustle for the strip…

Blush

Commack, New York

Hot Young Ladies and fun lap dances but dont expect high mileage.

- [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to the parking lot for a dentist, acupuncturist…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Working Class Bar with Working Class Women

- [x] ID checked NO - [x] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $0 Club: building on main street with a parking lot. The parking lot is adjacent to across the street…

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Future Ape pulled a rick-level trick on Scottie Pippen

So this hairless ape that raps under the name of “Future” pulled a rick trick on Pippen. Apparently, a young Future Ape wanted Pippen’s autograph. Pippen refused so a number of years later Future fucked Pippen’s wife while wearing Gucci…

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

Pothole’s Bump

DAY & TIME: Got there around 00:30 on a Friday AM. Stayed until closing at about 02:30. LOCATION: It’s located about a 1/4 mile north of I-80 on US Highway 183 in Nebraska off exit 257. It’s…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

The Tropics can be cool

This place has what is very much a dive bar vibe to it inside and out. Got there a little after 6 and parked in the lot across the street, plenty of parking there. Since…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Review of 2 dancers

Visited on a Wed early evening. If you have read past reviews then you are away of the club, and how it is. You should know though the club is not open on…

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Club Reset Night

There are a couple of girls in one local club who have gotten used to me paying them for a bit of banter and up to this point I've been fine with that. They are both gorgeous and engaging…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

The Usual: Hot Girls, Mostly Mediocre Dances

I get here a few times a year, but this is my first ever review. I've probably been to Bourbon Street a couple dozen times over the last 10 years. This visit was…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Attempte rip off at the Porthole Be advised

Went to Port hole on Wednesday,7/20, arrived 7:05 PM, they're collecting entrance fee from 7PM now it's $10 entry, talent sucked, and I've never had an issue here before, but finally after seeing a dancer that wasn't totally ugly, maybe…

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Supply Chain thoughts

Potash is a key ingredient in fertilizer. The US imports 93% of our potash. About 40% of the world’s fertilizer comes from Russia and Belarus. The same globalists who thought it was okay to rely on foreign potash decided to…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

VIP

I was in town for work and was not really in the mood for anything too involved although I had seen that NYC has a good AMP scene I decided to settle for a strip…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Best time in the 10+ times I’ve been to this place

I went to Jiggles first, but as usual, the 1 girl I wanted was preoccupied with a guy. Actually got a dance with a very fun, but average looking, Brazilian, but I refused the…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Nice Thursday visit.. cozy place .. will go back

New to the area.. went there around 8 (10$ cover) and there weren't many customers but girls were all there already, slowly taking turns on stages and everyone is polite. Just took a coke and…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Never go at shift change

Not my first time and def not my last time at Chicas. I made the mistake of coming between 6 and 7 which is shift change. When I walked in and my eyes adjusted there…

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Social Media isn't all bad

This is how a woman is SUPPOSED to look in a bikini. Even if you're 54 years old. And I cannot name anything that happened in your career since the 90s. https://www.instagram.com/p/CgGM80mDOOY/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

One gem in a quarry of coal

I was in town for an event and had a few hours to kill. What better way to spend it than being a complete degenerate. After figuring out the traffic circle and my GPS, I was…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

I would go back, indeed!

I was in town for a reunion and things had slowed down for the night. I took an Uber to the club and was greeted by the outdoor security, who asked me a couple of…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Forced upsale at door

My 2nd time at this club. Bouncers said they were all packed inside and wants to be paid up front for a dance or a table. Dance was lowest $150 for 10 min. Table was…

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Anyone else get a PM from this person ?

Got a PM from this profile and all it said was "Hi" - anyone else got this? https://tuscl.net/member-photos.php?id=759125

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I destroyed the shitter at Loves Truck Stop

I am Lovin it! The stalls are separate rooms. If the shitting gets too out of hand they have showers too

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Vigilante kills 9 year old girl. Grand jury cleared him

This is why vigilantes need to be held accountable. We're seeing a very dangerous trend with these cases. In Texas. A man gets robbed at an atm. Starts shooting everywhere. Robber gets away. 9byear old girl…

Politics

So does this mean concealed carry is now permissable in NYS?

I first heard from passerby that concealed carry is now legal in NYS. I was a bit excited but I know fake news is everywhere so I decided to fact check. I'm not sure if I read this right but…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Satin on a $2 Tuesday.

Decided to stop in a Tuesday as i was in the area and had time to kill before a meeting. Turns out it was $2 beers, which was a nice surprise. The stage is nice…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A fun Friday afternoon at Henry VIII

In all of my years of mongering, I had never made it to the famed clubs of the Detroit airport area. Fortunately, on this particular trip, I had the opportunity to stop by.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

BEST DANCER EVER, I recommend this one.

I love this club, especially a dancer named Alice/Ana, yes she has two names, brazilian, tall, beautiful face and beautiful smile, she has white and soft skin, long hairs, she is nasty at back lapdance , worth every dollar, had…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Great spot for a good time

I was presently surprised when visiting Adult world in Harrisburg! On my way home from a long trip I decided to stop in and see how it was, not expecting much from the small…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Somehow both better and worse than reviews

Club isnt nearly as awful as described in a few reviews. I certainly didn't feel unsafe going in. There's a metal detector as you enter, but they don't have anyone manning the door, maybe…

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T.M.I...I think

Normally I'm the last guy to complain about this. I don't need a fantasy to enjoy a girl. In fact, learning about these girls and their motivations has paid off handsomely over the years in helping me get…

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Best uniforms/jerseys in sports

Ones that stick out for you MLB: A’s light green or all white. Then with the white cleats. Great great look. And then the Dodgers all whites, classic. Just needs a B back on that hat and it’s a perfect uniform.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Weirdo Wednesday at Treasure's

Went to Treasure's for my first visit to a Houston club. Dances were fair at $100 for 3, and fairly decent contact. Not a whole lot of privacy since the back is set up like…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Odyssey and old friends

Had a chance to visit the greater Tampa area earlier in the month and decided to hit the club with an old friend from University now living in the area. He warned me it,…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

27 Minutes

The problem with the "How are the people" goes from 1-10 without any "something for everyone"... Time was tight. The club lot was almost full (not the bookstore parking lot). My expectations were diminished.…

Daddy Issues

I am in my 60s and I always make it a point to be dressed nice (business casual) and freshly showered when I visit a strip club. I have never had a problem attracting dancers to sit with me and ask if I wanted to go to the VIP. I normally direct the conversation to what they do in their spare time and try to keep my personal information to a minimum. It is always good to give the dancer a compliment on their eyes or hair. Most barely acknowledge the complement however I have had several young dancers, 19 to 21 years old light up when I gave them a complement. They seemed to…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Ebony beauty Kianna

Made a quick trip to Toronto for a seminar recently and did some research on mongering options, of which there are many. I'm not a strip club guy. Don't like the hustle and the negotiation…

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OT: What a bunch of pussies

"Theater Caves, Cancels Dave Chappelle Hours Before Show: ‘We Know There Are Some Who Will Not Agree With This Decision’" Iconic music venue First Avenue caved to backlash on Thursday, canceling comedian Dave Chappelle‘s show hours before his performance was slated…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good times back to normal

Pandoras has always been the benchmark for pervs and for show watchers. I read the previous review about lower quality looks and body types and I kind of have to disagree. I think…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Not bad, not great, but not bad

Found myself with nothing to do on a Monday night in Bloomington and decided to check this place out. The bouncer checked my ID and I paid him the $5 cover. It's kind…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Don't Judge a Book by its Cover

Don't judge a book by its cover. Place looks small and skeevy on the outside but it's roomy and nicely appointed on the inside. Big bar with all the accoutrements of a full-service bar, even…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Getting Talent More Along My Taste

It had been a long while since I have been in here, and on a whim after a while in Oakland, CA ( San Jose clubs suck) I was back in a city i was…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Good but not great experience (consistently)

This was the first strip club I went to when I turned 18 and I have been back several times over the years. It isn't the best club I've been to, but you know what…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Empty saturday evening

Got here at about 6pm on a sat, so right before the 7 oclock shift change. I want to say entrance fee was $5 (cheaper before 7). Went through the metal detector. Parking lot has…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Excellent club for AA girls and great music with good food ( worth a visit)

2022 March ,April ,June visits -After many times crossing the Pantheon club while driving on Michigan road and observing the parking, valet , traffic in and out the club, I decided to try this club.…

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I’m a nurse and people call my scrubs ‘inappropriate’

Story & video, etc: https://nypost.com/2022/07/19/nurse-hits-back-at-trolls-who-call-scrubs-inappropriate/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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The Most Posts, Very Close

Not quite yet, but before the end of this month. When I first joined TUSCL, I found it interesting right off. I noticed that Shadowcat seemed pretty reasonable and was making regular posts. I noticed that he had 12,000. I…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Entering the Twilight Zone Again!

To set the customer lens correctly for the uninitiated (who might walk through the doors of this Cumberland RI establishment), Mickey's is a throwback to walking into a VFW bar in the 1970's. The only…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Another great time but too much Drama!

Well, I had a very interesting time today. In retrospect, I think there was an audition going on for a new show called "Strip Club Goes Wild", starring, you guessed it, Lusty Dancers. Everything started…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Last hurrah

When I was a slightly younger man, I spent way too much time and money in Curves. This was about five years ago. I had some lasting memories from there, both on the main floor…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I won't repeat

I went to Fantasy world at 3:30am on a Friday night. The cover was $15. But I printed the coupon from their website and got half off the cover charge. The club was very crowded…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Safe, good value, good times!

I dont go to clubs often, i was driving by Albany one Thursday night, felt horny, decided to take a chance. As a matter of fact first time since Covid. Overall a very positive experience!…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Yawn.

This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point. And…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Hot Monday afternoon at Playgrounds

I have been to Playground a few times. I have had good experiences but never been to VIP room. The club is not very big but it is small and cozy. It has a nice…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Sunday Funday at Subi's

Couples are not allowed in the back together anymore, except on Thursday nights(Couples nights), so beware if you are bringing your wife girlfriend etc etc. Subi's is a club that when it's good, its…

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I think that Skifredo bought a car!

Get a load of this gem: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/w30lr1/oc_cowboy_butts_make_him_nuts/ There is a lot to unpack here. The “Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts” bumper sticker is what convinced me it was Skifredo. But you should also check out the bumper sticker declaring that the driver…

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Dancer business card

Last night a girl gave me her "business card" after a truly memorable performance in VIP. It included her Instagram, Onlyfans and Snapchat usernames, a cute pic of her and her gmail account. She was also kind enough…

The Torch Lounge

Boise, Idaho

First time visiting The Torch!

Wife and I went on a Friday night, was to be *wet t-shirt night* at the bikini bar so thought it would be fun. Arrived around 10 and it was packed ( $5 cover…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

LONG READ// A Gem of a Club

Preface: I’ve posted one review of a recent trip to TJ. I’ve spent a lot of time reading reviews since then. Thinking about my own previous visits - clearly without the expertise you have. I…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

hk management…

unfortunately it’s changing a little bit in tijuana… especially at hong kong club with the change of attitudes of management and probably the owners… taking away some of the fun and expectations of the experience. raising costs, rule changes and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

When am I going back to Detroit?

I had some business in Michigan which gave me a few evenings to myself. I decided to explore the local bar scene. For science of course. I had done my research. Reached…

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Slummin' It in Detroit

Alright guys. Planning on making my first visit to Detroit to visit a few of the clubs. I'm OK with getting dances from girls in the lower tier (older, plumper, etc). Really am just looking to get the most bang…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Cuties and a good time, with a stupid mistake by me

Man. Some ups and downs on this one for my June 2022 visit. I arrived around 6pm. Parked in a strip mall nearby and walked over. Paid cover ($15?) and got a drink ticket which…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Afternoon Delight

Mario’s is located just off route 395 in Webster. Last stop in MA before you cross into CT. If your on your way to Foxwoods or Mohegan to gamble coming from MA it’s a convenient…

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Making out with a stripper…extra?

I really like kissing preferably OTC or earlier on/ low volume girls for some maybe more obvious reasons but as long as it’s clean it makes sex so much hotter. It hit me though. Girls that do it go right…

Jaguars Gold Club

Odessa, Texas

Texas hating women, again

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid01UWAJpqreswqcXwsPqapzkUz946EXKYDeLaWQP6PraVsA3g5j5KbYB4askWwjFBQl&id=100064961193505 The police department put out a post online bragging about arrests they made because the club owners and managers were warned they weren’t complying with whatever business license the club was supposed to have. And the independent contractors working there…

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OT: Power Semicolons, recent books about

Are there any book about semicolons? Who cares? But... https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/pg-16-1.jpg https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2019/08/01/the-birth-of-the-semicolon/

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Why I love strippers

I give them money, they pretend to find me interesting and attractive. The money runs out, and they go away. It's so much simpler than trying to navigate "real" relationships!

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Can't wait to go back to Montana.

I stopped in on a Thursday night on my way through Montana. I had a long day on the road and Teasers seemed like a good place to unwind before stopping for the night. The layout…

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Arena Football - Does anyone care?

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/texas-indoor-football-game-chaos-fight-breaks-out-escalates.amp I saw this pop up on my feed. Some low tier indoor football league in Texas. Players in gear fighting with fans. Does anyone really care about Arena Football? To me it’s all a bunch of…

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The Cheetahs in South Florida are for sale, owner is retiring

My buddy manages a club in West Palm, been in the biz since late 90s. Just text me, RCI Holdings, (Ricks Cabaret corp), bought Cheetah Hallandale. So Pompano and West Palm still for sale. That's interesting RCI going to…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Chicas wasn't bad

Stopped by after work, never been to this spot before. Thought about parking at a business nearby to save the fee, but the neighborhood isn't great, so I paid. Another 10 bucks at the door…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Guess I picked the wrong time

After reading reviews about Clancys I figured I'd give it a try. This place is easy to miss, no sign out front. Wasn't sure I was at the right place until I heard…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Had a good time, but things have certainly changed

Things have definitely changed here over the years. I was in town visiting friends a couple of weeks ago and stopped by on a Friday night at a little past midnight. By looking…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Couldn't Get Dancers' Attention, So No Dances

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists. And Vanity was…

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Dancer Jealousy

One thing I’ve noticed in some of my recent visits is that more often then not the AA dancers in mixed clubs assume that I want a dance from all of them and that I am only attracted to AA…

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The ideal outfit for lap dances?

So I've been visiting a strip club in my city for about the past 5 years that features full friction lap dances, and a lot of the girls (not all), are OK with / help me cum in my pants.…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

This Place Is Dead Anyway

I was in town for some business and didn’t have a wingman to play the regular bar scene with. I did a customary search for nearby clubs and Goldfinger’s came up as an acceptably reviewed…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

First Timer Review

First time in a strip club and Penthouse Club was a great experience. All the girls (except for one) were at least 8s and performed excellently on the main stage. Full nudity is allowed, though…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Swing and miss Monday

Visited on a Monday later afternoon in hopes of meeting the elusive Kitty who was on the schedule. Parked on the street in front of the place. Sorted my cash into the $15…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah Pompano: Monday @ 12:30 pm

Visited about an hour after opening today. Parking lot was about 25% full though many of the patrons looked to be old timers there for the food. I was scoping things out for later in…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Hot girl but mostly a tease

This was the first time back to a club since Covid. I have been to Downtown Cabaret a few times before because it is an incredible old looking library building that projects a very clean…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

hit or miss but good this day

this place is located right on passyunk ave and 61st... there is a big parking lot there with and adult store and some other places.. you cant miss this place it is right on the…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Nice chill time on A Tuesday Afternoon

I stopped by Clancys on a Tuesday afternoon, i usually prefer day time strip club vibe as opposed to night time where it turns into a club and a money throwing contest. There were about…

Platinum Cabaret

Yuma, Arizona

2022 REVIEW!!!!!!!

2022 REVIEW! Hello everyone, I trust you all are well. I visited the club last night for the first time since my last review in December 2021. Exterior of the club is unchanged. One entry/exit on…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday

Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time even…

Politics

NUT JOB PULLS GUN ON WOMEN FOR NOT THANKING HIM

https://youtu.be/YYCc-oK_Bc4 this is why gun regulations are needed.

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Satisfaction for the money spent.

I decided to explore this club after having burnt dollars on usual strip clubs. This is definitely a unique experience. I drove over to the industrial area around 5.30pm. Parking was available right in front…

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Would You Let A Computer Be Your Lawyer?

Yes or No?

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

they reopened but…

they no longer sell alcohol and it’s 18+ instead of 21+. open wednesday-saturday from 7:00pm-2:30am as per their instagram @spice.house.reno

Does she hate condoms 'cause she's a skank?

... or is she a skank because she hates condoms? Sgrayeff's raw pussy article sent me on a trip down memory lane. Why is it the skankiest girls that always want to bareback? My first P4P was a skinny brunette single mom who was really pissed that I insisted on covering it up. The more she complained, the more I insisted. The other was actually chronologically earlier by about a year, but a civvie. We were at a conference in Oak Brook. I made a friend from NYC who looked like a Puerto Rican Luis Guzman. There was a skinny brunette from the Carolinas who was a bit of a MILF. She had…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

What to do with 22,000 $1 bills?

PROVIDENCE — The Cadillac Lounge has its routine down pat: Each Monday, management makes a trip to the bank to get thousands of one-dollar bills. As the week goes on, the Providence strip club will gradually trade all of…

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This body positivity nonsense needs to stop

For the love of God eat a fucking salad. Hayley Hasselhoff, model and David Hasselhoff’s daughter, celebrates her curves on runway for Miami Swim Week https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/hayley-hasselhoff-david-hasselhoff-daughter-miami-swim-week

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Best Club in COI area

Going to be back in COI area in two weeks on a Saturday, wondering what everyone thinks is the top place there? I’ve been to Synn a few times, had one good time and a few let downs. How do…

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Champagne Room

I am really leaning towards skipping my usual visits and saving for the champagne room with one of my ATF. Knowing the cost is close to $700 is FS almost guaranteed and have any went to champagne room and getting…

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Seen too many ROBS

The last dance I got was really good and she was actually giving a lot of extra time. In the moment though I was thinking this chick is trying to do multiple dances without asking to raise up the price.…

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BENNIFER TIE THE KNOT

i just turned onto the local news station moments ago and the main news at this moment is that jlo and ben affleck have tied the knot. i was wondering what took them so long? my guess is that it…

Politics

Gun control

Three people are dead, and three people are injured with conditions unknown after multiple police departments responded to an active shooter at Greenwood Park Mall Sunday afternoon, according to the Greenwood Police Department. An eyewitness tells News 8 that a…

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Back on Seeking

Thank you Subraman. About a month ago, I started the following thread about getting banned from Seeking.com : https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79994 They said I was soliciting, which I was not. But I do think I figured out why I was…

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IG Fitness Progress and Shooting Your Shot

You ever wonder how some of these IG girls with their fitness journeys got followed on your accounts? I've got three or four where I can't figure out which stripper tree they're on. And then noticed that a couple of…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

VIP Pricing?

Does anyone know the cost of VIP at Polekatz? And if you've had a VIP dance there, what did you think of it? I can't find a VIP mention in the reviews. I'm thinking of spending a few days in Chicago…

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I phones have downs syndrome

And one plus phones are I Phones retarded little brother. Samsung is the best

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OT: Background checks

I won a gun in a raffle last month, a Beretta 9mm APX carry, nice little hand gun. I had it transferred to a gun dealer near my home and went by to pick it up. They had…