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Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Another wasted sensation's visit

Unfortunately, this is my local club. I have only been here twice but never had a good experience. The main limiting factors are the lack of dancers on shift ( usually 2-3 max)…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Saturday night. My kind of place.

I've visited this club a couple times in the past 6 months. It suits my general vibe most nights because compared to other clubs it's very calm, but not in a boring way. I'll talk…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Some things never change….

It had been a while since last stopping by. I was in the area and wanted to see how things were post Covid. It was like the pandemic never happened. $10 cover all day. The…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A revival in the making.

Thought I’d write a review of this place. It has been avoided by some veteran customers due to a Cuban invasion and club policy changes over the past 3-5 years. Honestly there were too many…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Sunday Sunday Sunday.

This is my go to place but usually it is a Saturday afternoon or during the week when in town. Decided to try Sunday night mainly because I was bored. The details, free parking lot…

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Activist Founder

You've done it now. Turned Founder into a Lib. Making a stand. The snow will flake from all his used to be hairline. One can hope he changes course soon! Or all may be lost.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sad Sunday Night

Like any true perv, my first stop after arriving at DTW was one of the famed Detroit clubs. First up was Hank's. I arrived about 9, paid my $5 cover and received the meaningless ticket.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Excellent Sunday Night

After striking out at Hank's I gave Bogie's a shot. I had the free ticket so no cover. My Miller was $8. Again, Bogarts has been described a million times, but I will say that…

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Who fucked up tuscl you dumb fucks?

Who fucked up tuscl you dumb fucks?

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BirdDropping

The key juncture in dealing with the girl will be when you first kiss her. You just learn how to do this and it happens. SJG

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BirdDropping

Check the posts added to Tetra's Article, "111 Rules For Strip Clubbing". Better not to use escort ads. Better to select your women f2f, like at a strip club. And when you have selected the one you want to get intimate…

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And the same for BigThirdEye, just laughing his head off

as we try to communicate by smoke signals. Check the last two posts on Tetra's Article, 111 Rules for Strip Clubbing. SJG

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Praise Our Patron Saint Juicebox69

I know somewhere he is looking at this board right now while eating chacken fingers with his bitches and laughing his head off 😇

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Tetra You Dumb Fuck!

Check Tetra's article: "111 Rules for Strip Clubbing" https://tuscl.net/articles.php SJG

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Tetra, You Are an MF Idiot!

https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58034#comment1270814 SJG

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First of Three

We embarked on another September golf trip to the Detroit area in which we spent two afternoons and four nights visiting some of our favorite clubs. The official visit count was: BT's - Wednesday and…

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What's the best way to ensure an escort ad isn't a sting?

Was bored one night and saw a nice ad on one of the escort sites. Started communicating then I got spooked. Remembered a former buddy who signed up to see some escort in a hotel, saw it was a sting as they…

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Censorship

I understand the point that Founder is trying to make but even he is not a free speech absolutist there's always a line. Where you draw that line is up to whoever is in control.

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OurTime.com / Maybe this is the answer !

Ya know. Maybe Icey Phat Boi is right. Maybe I should stop searching for young girls on Seeking or trying to get extras at strip clubs. Maybe I should stop paying for sex.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Chill place for Monday Night Football

I'm active duty military and I went back home to Houston before going overseas. My friend took me to this club to drink and watch Monday night football. The entry fee was $13ish and after…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Talent Is Improving.

As previously reported, this club is located in the industrial area of Bohemia next to a factory. Parking for about 7 cars in front with plenty of parking next to the factory. As you enter,…

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Taiwanese babe with all- natural 32E's

She is just too cute to not share with you pervs. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/cheerleader-who-went-viral-over-27916623

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Sunday Early Evening - Good and Bad...

Sunday afternoon/evening - Arrived about 4:30pm, left 7pm $5 to valet, $15 door, $25 VIP band (required for lap dances), $90 for 'Special VIP' (did not buy) Dances: $1 tip on stage w/good mileage. $10 dance topless,…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

First Time Club Madonna

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sausage party Saturday afternoon

I got here around 1:30 on Saturday, passed through a metal detector on my way in. There are many, many reviews describing the layout of this place, but for the uninitiated bathrooms are to the…

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The difference between conservatives and progressives

Prior to the start of the B.Y.U. football game the B.Y.U. team ran onto the field with an Oregon flag bearing the name and number of an Oregon football player who died in July in a climbing accident. They…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hot, fun, pri$y as hell.

Friday night im Vegas doesn't come cheap. Booked a package for the night via the website. 100 dollars for pickup, quick entry and 100 in bar credit. Keep in mind there is a service charge…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worth a visit

My short one hour visit was very nice. Club is very nice and clean as has been described many times. Parking is free if you use the nearby public lots. Very safe…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

Amazing Entertainers, But Just Too Far Away

I wanted to have some fun after maintaining my distance for the last couple of years, but I didn't want to waste my time going only to a topless clubs in the Chicago area. Decided…

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Parking Schemes

I was watching this news clip of some parking hustle for a white sox game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSWi1dPilaE&t=6s Look at these fucking pieces of shit. Anyway it got me thinking have you seen this type parking lot bullshit at a strip club?…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Great if you love curvy booties

PARKING: Free but it took me a while to find a spot on a Saturday night. Probably the same on a Friday, but I'd imagine easier on other nights. CLUB: Decent sized main bar; another…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Sunday night - good time!

From the GPS, I had to cut behind a car dealership to get there. Once there, tons of parking along the lot. Walking in the steel doors the bathroom on the left, no one was…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Expensive but still worth it if you know what to expect and what to look for.

The building is nice and discreetly located with a sizable parking lot. If you care about discretion the only part that's slightly uncomfortable is if there's a line because the front entrance is brightly lit…

Temptations Cabaret

Aledo, Texas

too greedy

I haven't been in for a while since they changed management and apparently a remodel. I was early in the evening, I would say about 10pm. you would figure there would be a good amount…

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Heaving nucespice cim...why are you fucking with html and closing threads?

If founder wanted threads closed he'd close them. You're just being malicious trolls.

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How the Autism - Asperger's - Neurodivergence Hoax still rages on

Here: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76813 And what those being targeted should do to protect themselves from it. Positive Disintegration, by Kazimierz Dąbrowski, 1964 Dąbrowski was a Polish Anti-Psychiatrist Because of poor communications between Poland and the west, he ideas are very different. Some of his views come…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Expensive but good mileage if you get the right girl

Club is expensive IMO. But with the right girl worth it. Mgmt, security, bar maids etc all nice, no drama. Girls nice, no attitude turning down a dance. VIP for $15 min is 200-225. Reg…

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Homage to Satan

Four priestess hitch the candidate to restraints on the altar. The presider comes out. It has been set up so that he is someone who has never fucked the candidate before. One of the women holds a…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Wednesday Afternoon Hit and Miss

Working in Minneapolis and got off work early so went in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30. Usually not a day shift person by will try it out now and again, although I will catch…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Good place to hang out at night during weekend

It's a good place to chill and hang out at. Staff is extremely friendly. Girls are hotttt you can easily find 7+ gorgeous girls. Greeks Italian middleeast blondes blacks brunettes so it's a variety. So you…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Should have stuck with standard LDs

Stopped in on Monday a couple of weeks ago. First time here since 2019 and one thing hasn't changed: the dollar parade. In fact, I paid for my drink with a $100 bill and got…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies gals are hot

Finishing our trip to SoFlo and the prior couple nights found our way into DD. Some guys said they were going to Tootsie’s after they left DD on the previous night so since only two…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

First time…Ok experience

I got off work and found myself a little bored, so I decided to try this place out. I walked in and was greeted by the doorman, who was upfront with me that they only…

Tootsys Gentlemen's Club

Smith Bay, U.S. Virgin Islands

Meh but eventually enjoyable

Stopped by while on vacation with my GF and another couple. The place is on the 2nd floor of a retail building. Up the stairs and then $10 cover per person. Bar is along…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Newbie at DD and So Fl Strip clubs, loved it

Went for the club on August 26, some friends and I came in from ATL and Louisiana. Rolled through about 8 after grabbing an early dinner and decided to see what kind of beautiful Cuban…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice girls wish there would have been more.

Decide to visit oasis based on some of the reviews here. Got there around 3pm on a Saturday afternoon. Not too busy. Bouncer at the door was really nice. Plenty of parking club not too…

Tijuana

Global Entry Interview

I was conditionally approved for Global Entry, next step is to schedule an interview. Next interview isn’t available until September 2023. I know I can keep checking daily for cancellations. I’ve also heard that if you are re-entering the country…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

More than thumbs up

Gold is club is out of the way off a highway in Baltimore. Decent size parking lot with a couple of security guards. $5 cover, license check and wander before entering. It’s a…

Politics

Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel impor

Title couldn’t say it all. "Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They say they don't mean to do harm, but the harm that they do cause, does not interest them. Or…

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Escorts asking for more money

I paid this eros escort $500 up front. She wanted me to take my clothes off right away. I wanted her to do a lapdance first and she wanted an additional $100 claiming its extra services since shes not a…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

New county regulations screwed this place over

1AM. Saturday. Haven’t been here since summer 2020. Went with a group of coworkers. Including a strip club first timer. Outside, bouncers check IDs, pat you down, and make sure there’s no liquor in your…

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Is this a Father-Daughter date ?

I had a sugar baby date on Saturday night. This girl is the ultimate spinner. 4-11, 92 lbs. And even though she is 26 and has two kids, she looks like she's 17 because of her…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Players club-Excellent-8 mile road best club in 2022 Summer ! Will go again

Thought of trying 8 mile road clubs after throughly enjoying Michigan avenue clubs after covid 2020-21 years. Whenever I get opportunity to go Detroit east after telegraph road, I plan well to check 8 mile…

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Bullshit Review Patterns

It's always a first time review, start out as..."Me and my wife went out to"..."It was my first time in a strip club" (And your already writing reviews on tuscl yeah ok) or ... "I was at a bachelor party"…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

First time here

I went for the first time last night. I agree that there is no sign up front as others have mentioned and you can miss it very easily (btw next to a liquor store). On…

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

Oase, still the best in Frankfurt area

Second FKK visit of my weekend in Frankfurt earlier this month was to Oase . Happy to report that the number and quality of girls was close to pre-pandemic days. There are some relatively minor changes…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Sharks, not as good but still worth a first visit

My first post-pandemic visit to Sharks took place a couple of weeks ago. To be honest I wasn't expect this to be a great experience, in the weeks leading up to going I was monitoring…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Robbed.

Had a terrible experience this time. My wife and I did a private room dance with Kay. ($800) First time was great. Did a second dance in private room and she wanted to…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Mostly bored girls but got lucky with a slender thing

Visited Sunday around 3:00pm. Surprised the parking attended asked for $3 when it was pretty clearly a slow time but ok. Hadn’t been in a while and the door to get in is weird. Two…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Nothing like the old sister club that was always a good time before the fire.

What is in town for the weekend Georgia game. Got there after midnight and the Door girl let me in free with a proof hotel room K. That was a big bonus. So I don’t…

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Shelf Turd

Does anyone know what the term “shelf turd” refers to? I’m betting JimMcnutty does. And no, I’m not referring to a book that San Jose Guy has touched at the library.

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Are we seeing the end of high school football?

Some recent events A Lincoln, Nebraska high school cancelled the remainder of their season after 15 out 75 players were lost due to injury Two Baltimore high schools suspended remaining games after a massive brawls Two Cleveland schools moved start times…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Second Time Here Better than the First

COMING IN My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 3:30 on Sunday, via the German train…

Silhouettes

Daytona Beach, Florida

Is all the fun gone from Daytona beach???

Saturday night arrival in mid September. Had already been to DD and Lollipops as well as Bottoms up in NSB. I had high hopes for BU and DD but no fun to be had…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

Mildly alluring

Visited Allure at about 3 PM on a Wednesday. No cover, no charge for parking in their tiny lot, and when I got there, I was the only customer in the place, with 4 dancers;…

Politics

Rich sanctuary state sends "asylum seekers" to military concentration camp

Tell me me how I am wrong: https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/16/migrants-marthas-vineyard-cape-cod-00057247

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Nice quick couple of lap dances right before closing time

I stopped in after going to the casino and after some disappointing afternoon drop ins at a couple nearby CT clubs. As you go in the bouncer checks id, didn't ask for a cover, maybe…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Go just to see this girl

Went there 40 mins before closing. Couple of guys warned me outside the club not to go in. I asked why and they said "dancers are all fat white blondes". I still wanted to check…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Cheetah's on Saturday Night

My last trip here was a few months ago. I went to Cheetah's with some friends and it wasn't very crowded. I was immediately approached by a dancer with a strong German or Belgium accent.…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Pumped up.

Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super cheap if you…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Fantasies a year later

It had been almost a year since my last visit to Fantasies, and not a lot has changed except the prices which, in fairness, had not changed for at least ten years. The parking…

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Imma get things back on track… Prosecco in the pussy

Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule. Here’s a question: how worried are you if a female…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Ho - hum visit.

Friday afternoon, very slow. When I came in, there were only four or five customers. Four dancers. The club is a large rectangular box with no external archetecture to speak of. It's located at the…

Moonlight Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Latina Bar

Let me preface by saying that this review is for Cabaret which is down the block from Moonlight. TUSCL shows Cabaret closed so I could not submit a review. It's Friday night and I went…

Crazy Dancers?

In my relatively short time as a PL at strip clubs, I'm kind of surprised I haven't run into more... uh, let's call them "reality-impaired" strippers. I'm pleased to say that most of the ladies I've spent time with in clubs seem to have been reasonably grounded, if not always the best decision-makers. Granted, I haven't been going to the clubs for as long as some of you, but in an occupation known to be rife with drug use and emotional damage, I'd expect to run into more weirdos than I have. When I think of some of the lunatics I've encountered online - including the mental case on Twitter who angrily accused me of being Michael Stipe of the…

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Do Sex Workers Have More Mental Health Problems?

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/strictly-casual/201410/do-sex-workers-have-more-mental-health-problems Seems to only look at FS sex workers.

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

this is the place to be, awesome lap dances!

first night into vegas and decided to check out chicas based on reviews here. I arrived Thursday night around 1am. Neighborhood seems a little sketchy but I didn't see anyone walking around outside.…

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Newbies (Dancers)

Not newbie dancers but new to this site When leaving a review please don’t forget who this site is for, The patrons/customers. Meaning do not leave a review that is solely a dancers rant. Aht, aht no one cares! Not saying…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Wax Nice and Sleezt Nasty and

club wax sat 9/172022 4;00pm -6:00pm Ive been burning out pinups lately decided come here. this a bikini bar so no nude dances. entry fee was 5$ free parking .…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

I'll have to plan better before going back to the Bird

Been to The Bird on many occasions. This was the worst trip. I'm not saying it went downhill, I was just there at a bad time, I guess. There was quite a few trucks in…

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Markers to break down what type of strip club on here

I'd like to see some sort of way to maybe have icons to as a quick way to break it down and give you a feel for what's what. Enough reviewers mark a certain box it be given an icon…

Pantera Rosa (Pink Panther)

San José, Costa Rica

Back to Pantera Rosa

I returned to Pantera Rosa recently, it was closed for awhile after Covid but has now re-opened. It's exactly the same layout and setup as before. One large spacious area with a large stage in…

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If you opened a strip club, what would you name it?

Me: The Thirst Mine.

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Degeneracy level ninja

No sitter, so she had to bring her baby to OTC. Less than 2 months old. She said her baby daddy begged her to have his kid, drives around in $50K+ vehicles, but is barely giving her anything. But…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

tale of two vips

My last Criket visit was a mixed bag as the Criket usually is. Mid afternoon on a Saturday it was pretty busy. Lots of girls on the floor. Maybe 9-10 or so. Typical variety of…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

More like a neighborhood pub.

Stopped by to test it out. Extremely dark inside and I worry why! Lol. The bar was int busy and there were about 6 girls there. I won’t say working as half of when…

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INNOCENT MAN SAVED BY CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V5Cj8d43Yw

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Sioux City, Iowa

Worth a try.

Arrived around 10pm. Location is essentially downtown. On street parking appears the only option. No valet. Cover was $5. No ID check. I saw younger guys getting metal wand check after me. The…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

First visit in about 10 years

Went Friday night around 10pm. Cover was $20 and ID was checked. Place is not as big as it appears from outside. After paying cover you go through entry doors and bathrooms are to the…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Viable, valuable, verifiable and still very enjoyable!!!

Thankfully this place is still in business, albeit just barely. This has long been a reliable club in volusia county. Unlike most of the Daytona clubs it hasn’t been shut down and/or ruined by new…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice Club, Nice Girls...still underwhelmed.

Here for a bachelor party. But a tame one. After my first few strip clubs in SF and Sacramento I've gone on to have much wilder experiences in COI and I halfway expected LV to…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Plenty of Cubans

For those who require the same basic info in every review, floor dances were $10, VIP $25, and a bottle of water $5. Thursday at 1pm, the parking lot was surprisingly full including a number…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

She’s….Back

After my LDA spin with Monse, I migrated down the I-5 to Sugars. I’d heard word that Minni was back from her…work done…and was psyched to see Seattle’s no.1 hood rat. For intellectually stimulating conversation…and…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not oasis more like dry desert.

Decided to hit this spot as I was close by. I went in on a thursday evening around 4:30. Parking lot didnt have alot of vehicles. Security check at the door, empty pocket anything medal…

Club Coyote

Crawfordsville, Indiana

Fairly Disappointing

Was in the area and debating between coming here and going over to the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. I had never been here before so decided to take a shot. I arrived Wednesday…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Bad manager advice

I regularly visit this club and have been here maybe a hundred times in 12 years. This strip club has a local reputation of being somewhat overpriced. There are several price issues involved. They charged…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Nova and Tia at the Vu

Since 2019, the day shift at Deja Vu Lake City Way has been my go-to Seattle spot. There was a rough patch at one point in late 2019 or early 2020, but in general, it's…

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Why I enjoy SCs

I am sure this will provoke a lot of disagreement, but last night something happened that started me thinking about why I enjoy going to strip clubs. The short answer - the honesty of it all. Yes, the…

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emoji use on TUSCL.

There appears to be a greater use of them on here and elsewhere. There are now hundreds or maybe thousands of them available for use. Like many acronyms I have no idea WTF they mean and I am not going…

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“Real Real” Pricing Of Extras

Based off the string that started the outcry that started an internal debate… let’s post some real numbers. Chicago 390 & Scores VIP room cost 30 min $200 bar tab ITC BJ 125 ITC FS 300 OTC FS 500 (30 min) Other clubs like polekatz and…

Bucktail Gentlemen's Club

Eagle River, Wisconsin

Small town clubs are better

First off, the bar and stage are in different rooms. No seating at the bar. The stage is limited on seating but it also wasn’t super crowded when I went. Beer prices were $4. The…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Ehhh

Cover $30, vip $20, dances $20 (beware Cubans will try to get you for $40), byob. 1 main stage and 2 small stages to the left and right. When I went it was half…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Diamonds in the desert

Came in on a Tuesday around 2:00. For those of you not in the know, VIPS are 80 bucks on tuesday, so it's a great day to come to maximize value. Most girls will do…

Stringfellows

London, England

Club will clos on Monday Sept 18 in honor of the queen.

Full story: https://www.ladbible.com/news/queen-funeral-stringfellows-closed-strip-club-20220916

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

just a squirrel searching for a nut

Been a few months since I’ve been here last. I head up to dort somewhat frequently. But always seem to pass the Vu on by. The parking lot always seems too empty to try my…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Next Time I’m in Philly I’ll be headed elsewhere

I went to the Gold Club on Wednesday around 6PM. Being in Center City Gold Club was the closest club. Located almost in a back alley by a parking garage I was pleasantly…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Miss Nude contest & some other random days

SUMMARY: I didn’t do any VIPs with any new girls, so I changed my format to look more like OldWhiteGuy’s format, with a list of girls I know. New stuff will be listed under NEW…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Strange But True

It had been quite awhile, probably at least a year, since I had last visited Taboo so I decided to stop by on a Thursday early afternoon. Ordinarily I would hit up Breathless in this…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Stopped by on way thru and glad I did.

First visit here to a club I keep reading reviews on. As others have mentioned this is s little hard to find on the GPS. Its on a side…

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Gold Rush Monday September 12th

Stopped by Monday night after seeing a concert at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood. I've previously reviewed this place and it was just as good a usual on Monday. Took my buddy who lives…

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Baby Dolls or The Lodge on a Sunday in Dallas

I am traveling to Dallas in a couple of weeks and I am trying to figure out the best way to spend a Sunday evening. I have read a lot of the reviews and have been to Baby Dolls a…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Early Bird Gets the Worm

Arrived early on Thursday afternoon just before 1 pm. I thought the best option was to stay in the car and survey the scene. Within a few moments I saw a number of…

Tijuana

Christmas Week

Hey everybody, How slow is HK in the days after Christmas? Worth the trip?

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

A patdown before my flight...

Landing Strip has become my go to haunt when in MI. Have covered club details in previous reviews but briefly: higher end club, must valet,($7), long stage ("landing strip") with 3-5 dancers on the stage…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire Virgin

Disclaimer I am no desire virgin lol but I got the Newby experience this visit so I thought that I would share. I have been going to this place since pre covid. I haven't posted in…

Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club

Salem, Oregon

first (short) impression

My first visit to this club after i tried all the rest Salem has to offer. Heres my short take. The club itself is rather nice. Dark enough to work but not so dark that you…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Packed House on a Wednesday Night

Quick Summary Vibe - Party Central Cover - $5 Girls - 6-8's Drink Prices - $ Dances - Okay Extras - Maybe in VIP I took a very quick uber from my hotel in center city to Cheerleaders on a Wednesday night,…

Leather and Lace

Lesterville , South Dakota

sinclair's Review

I went to Leather & Lace at 22:30 on a Saturday night. The strip club is a long building about thirty feet wide and extending one hundred ten feet back. There is a Mountain Dew…

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Unreal Canadian trans teacher wearing comic size breast prosthetic in shop class

https://reduxx.info/ontario-high-school-teacher-seen-wearing-massive-prosthetic-bust-to-teach/

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Not the best, a little disappointing

I went on a Thurs. evening. It was around 11:30 I think, and only had to pay a 5 dollar cover which was nice. The girls were attractive I suppose but no one was…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

sinclair's Review

I went to Cockatoo at 17:45 on a Saturday night and stayed until closing except for a dinner break. The strip club is in downtown Yankton next to a regular nightclub called Zebra Club, which…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

The Circus, like the rest of the block is in a downward spiral

Got in town for business yesterday and went to the block last night around 9. As soon as I turned onto the block I was struck by the changes from just a few months…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice Tuesday Afternoon Visit

Stopped by last Thursday afternoon after not being here for about two months. Got here about 2:30 and left at 7:00. I'm not going to bother going into detail about the club, as that info…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Beautiful Girls, High Mileage and Extras.....Money will flow quickly

Holy Cow! Been going to clubs for nearly 40 years. This was the craziest time in all those years. I have been to clubs in Tampa, Atlanta, Charleston, SC and WV, Pitt, PA, Columbia,…

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Tractor Trailer Overturns, Cargo of Dildos All Over the Road

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgyvyn/tractor-trailer-overturns-spilling-truckload-of-vibrators-on-mustang I bet nicespice is on her way to Oklahoma right now to pick up some free rubber ding dongs. SJG is riding his bike there now as we speak. He expects to be there by November.

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Finally the girls are becoming more motivated

I always maintain a couple of "friendships" at any point in time, but for quite a while here my options had become more limited. COVID completely changed the complexion of the local club scene. The single Moms of…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Rendezvous with Rio

Club details for those who are interested... Decent sized parking lot that is shared with a bar next door. In the daytime it appears to be a safe location but the neighborhood is a little…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back in the Saddle

I haven't been to a club in almost a year and found some time to hit up Kittens around noon. I wanted to get a lay of the land, see who was still there and…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

And lead us not into Temptations but deliver us from boredom

Went here on a Friday at around 3pm. It opens up at 2 but they definitely looked like they were surprised to see a customer so early. The club is in a mostly industrial area…

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Worst ad you've seen for a strip club

I've seen some clubs post pics of their lineup for the night on Facebook and thought to myself that I'd be more likely to visit the club if they hadn't posted it. However, I have never seen a club advertisement…

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Stripper At Nursing Home

A nursing home in Taiwan has issued a public apology after it hired a stripper to give lap dances to seniors during a party on September 7, saying it ‘deeply regrets’ the decision. The Taoyuan Veterans Home says its intention was…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Decent Visit while on Vacation

I was in Cocoa Beach for vacation in late June and walked around from my hotel. I'd seen the club while driving into the area and was curious about how strip clubs in Florida were…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Push for cash from dancer.

First time here, mid afternoon on a recent Thursday. You enter thru the driveway to the Rental Center property which is next door to the club. Paid $10 to the guy in the…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Chill place to hang after work with a MILF

I’ve hung out here 7 or 8 times over the last three months. Important- NO ATM in the building. If you’re heading in and need to cash up you can stop at the gas station just…

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Public SHOUT OUT to Call.Me.Ishmael!

The sjcreep is reeling as he publicly pouts regarding Ishmael shutting down his spam thread! Personally that's the most positive thing I've seen on TUSCL in my 8 or so years being here! Ishmael you have my full support and…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

A hidden gem

I’ve been to this club for the past three weekends. Me driving out to LA from the IE says enough about my experience. All times I’ve visited, were Saturdays & Sundays, around 1pm. Admission is…

Politics

Ishmael has developed a weapon of mass destruction!

It could destroy TUSCL's topical organization and it could make TUSCL into a war zone. He has found a way of locking down other people's threads. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=80893 And he seems to have weaponized it. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=80885#comment1269558 SJG

Politics

Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg, continued

Original Thread Now Disabled by Ishmael: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=80474 Call.Me.Ishmael has broken through one of the most basic safety and respect rules, he has found some way of locking down other people's threads, disabling them. Probably this involves some use of inline HTML. Now I had…

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Lebron James - Dumbass

I haven’t really followed the story much about the Phoenix Suns owner Robert Sarver, but I did read what LeBron had to say. Once again, Lebron proves what a hyprocrit he is. He says “I love this league…

Prostate Radiation Therapy Update

This article is probably among the least amusing or enjoyable you’re likely to find on TUSCL  On the other hand, since almost all TUSCL readers are male and since a high proportion of males will eventually encounter prostate problems (if they live long enough), I hope you will find this helpful.   I was recently diagnosed as having prostate cancer and underwent radiation therapy.   If your prostate cancer is caught early (mine was), then radiation therapy is nearly as effective as surgery to remove some or all of your prostate (“prostatectomy”).  Plus, there are fewer associated health risks and side effects with radiation therapy as compared with prostatectomy.  So radiation therapy is the preferred treatment if your cancer is detected early.   That said, radiation…

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Generation Gap with Dancers

OK, so I’m way older than the dancers I enjoy, but usually have some common ground on pop culture, music, movies, etc. Recently I was getting dances from one of my club favorites, a 24 year old blonde hottie.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Quick stop at Cheerleaders

Cheerleaders is on front street, not far from the sports complex. Plenty of parking in the strip mall any time I’ve been there. This time was no different. Parked easily and made…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Inconsistency In Experience

I stopped by on a Wednesday mid-afternoon, a few hours after a disappointing visit to their sister club, AJs. I was happy to see that they finally re-paved the parking lot so that you don't…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

The Change Was Not For The Better

I visited AJ's on an early Wednesday afternoon and, at that time, there were very few other customers (a total of 3) as you would expect. The place is still set up the same way…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

visited monday night - solid but nothing special. bad layout.

went to the "new" flashdancers on a monday night with a buddy who was in town for the night. frequented the old basement location a bunch back in the day so was interested to see…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Thumbs Up for the Millenium

Dropped in on an early Monday afternoon in mid-September. My expectations were low because the last time I was here there were about 3 dancers, all good looking, but no real value to be had.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Three Days of Desire

Visited Desire on three successive days: Labor Day night, and the following two afternoons. Basic club layout has been described ad naseum. Metal detector in long hallway/vestibule. Guy who monitors it seemed unperturbed when it…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Last time at cheeques???

Disclaimer: this review is about my visit a couple of months after my last review. Life been rough the last few months so bare with me please. Now,the layout at cheeques didn't change much except…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Empty Monday evening but satisfied my urges

Visited on a Monday evening at around 4pm. There were only 3 dancers around although their instagram line up showed me 6, a 4th one showed up eventually. I was the only customer for an…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Same old, good old Boom Boom

This place hasn't changed much over the years but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Its a dive bar where you know what to expect and usually get it. This was my first…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Update

Has anyone been here recently and have a update on dancer names and how service has been? It has been a while since I went and plan on visiting again real soon!

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Best VALUE in US but NOT VIP...

Best experience you had with a dancer for the least amount of $$ without springing for a VIP room? When: About 18 months ago. Where: Diamond Club, Atlanta. What you received: A legit hand job finished off by…

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Why was my post about Plus women closed?

Just noticed I can’t add anymore to the discussion. Was it because SJG was being obnoxious and posting countless photos?

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When do men stop caring about their looks?

After seeing some recent pictures of Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, David Letterman, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, there must be a point when old white men just say, “what the fuck, I’m rich, I don’t care what I look like” I…

Politics

Russian troop numbers in Ukraine far lower than western media imply

Despite the screaming lies in "western" meedeeuh, Russia has used very few of its actual troops in the Special Military Operation in Ukraine. Unbeknownst to most idiots in the "west" Russia has relatively few regular troops in Ukraine.…

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My Sugar Baby wants bigger boobies!

I keep telling my sugar baby I love her flapper Jack tiddys and she wants silly cone boobies and I need advice... If she gets the silly cone boobies will they have da new boob smell? How long will it be till…

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Tuscling by smart phone

Just curious if others avoid the perils that frequently get my reviews tagged incoherent due to spelling, and now recently i not being capitalized. I use tuscl exclusively in private mode in my samsung galaxy android phone browser. Otherwise i get…

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am i the only dancer that tries to get off during dances?

to answer my own question i know for a fact i'm not because a lady in my club was 'exposed' for admitting to it but...generally during every dance i give i intentionally position myself so the guys dick is lined…

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Doggie Discount

Nicespice was bringing up how her dog is #1 in her life. And I don't think she's alone in that. How often do you think about maybe I can get into a particular strippers inner trust circle and hell maybe…

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Detroit Weekend

I’ve asked before, pre-COVID, so hoping the Detroit PLs will weigh in with their latest firsthand expertise. Where do I find the petite slim AAs in Detroit? My last few visits I’ve hit BTs, FC, LS, and Pantheion. BTs…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Houston 2AMer

Story, Video and photos: https://abc13.com/strip-club-shooting-onyx-security-guard-killed-gunman-wanted-west-houston/12228950/

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Jenna

Any Jenna sightings lately. Here or another club??

Tijuana

HK Chicas Ordering Bottles of Wine

Been reading a lot on the subreddit about girls ordering a $30 bottle of wine for their ficha. Be aware and make sure the girls and meseros don’t con you into that rip off.

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Drug dealers in the club. Yea or nay?

I believe that dealing drugs ITC will get it shut down faster than prostitution. Since I don't do drug I am opposed to there presence but the managers don't appear to mind as long as they are getting a cut.…

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Question for the ladies: Nonsense and BS when seeing a Sugar Daddy

In another thread Nicespice commented "I can’t be super helpful as far as sugar daddy stuff because my personality doesn’t allow me to deal with that nonsense." What kind of nonsense and BS do you feel that you have to put…