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Don’t get married

Just fuck hookers. I though I was rid of the ex cunt but no such luck. She decide to try to sue to get the boys back and failed the very first drug check I guess she though being…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

The Winds of Change

Stopped by Shimmers (now Trophy's) on a Monday because it has become a go-to haunt for me due to its consistency. If you've never been, they have a pretty sizeable parking lot and the sign…

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Loretta Lynn, Coal Miner's Daughter And Country Queen, Dies

To be honest, I wasn’t aware if she was still alive or had already passed. Loved the movie though Tommy Lee Jones makes any film better. Much, much better And an outstanding low key performance from Levon Helm

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How do you guys like a landing strip? Or should I stay bare?

I have a bare pussy. I love how pink and soft it is. (message me for a censored picture, I don't know if I am allowed to post photos here) But it seems EVERYONE at the club has bare pussy. I…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Good time possibly - Be Careful there

Visited Last Wednesday around 2:00 in the afternoon, Right away as I was pulling in I was shocked. The word must of gotten out on this place because it was packed and there was no…

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Detroit Area "Specials"

Hey folks, I'm looking to find out which night I should go to which club during the week. I hear certain clubs have free VIP on certain nights, or no cover, or two for one private dances, etc... Which clubs have which…

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Nasty Girls

I was at the gym this morning. They always have music playing that I would never listen to myself. But I'm thinking that Muddy would appreciate the song that was my inspiration for this thread : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aQndRqi3jE Everyone has…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

First time in spokane

I was traveling through spokane and decided to give this club a shot. It's 22 to get in, and that includes unlimited pop. Redbulls (small cans) are 3 bucks. No liquor license and I didn't…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Zia?

There is a Zia on the schedule and I'm wondering if it is the same Zia that was at Playhouse (and Cheeks). Probably not, since we're talking 10-15 years ago but would definitely be worth a visit if it…

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Changing NFL Teams

I’ve always been someone to to stick by my sports teams through thick and then. Being from the Carolinas my sports teams have had great teams few and far between. I am a die hard sports fan but it is…

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TUSCL Meetup: Me and Rick Dugan in Brooklyn

Rick Dugan was in town so I was able to orchestrate a meet up with originator of the system itself and I'm here to tell you about it. I wanted prove to myself, my family and friends back home that…

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You Can Be Arrested For Parody? Mamisan Will Not Be Happy

'Tu stultus es.' The Onion wades into Supreme Court case with legal argument crafted as parody. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/10/04/onion-supreme-court-anthony-novak/8173838001/ I’m guessing the Council of Ricks will be monitoring this closely.

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

If

Ok. Writing a review over 2 nights, Sunday and Monday. Want to review a few aspects, and give some warnings so you don’t get ripped off. Club layout: Walk in and seating area directly in…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Mondays aren't that bad!

Stopped in at The Northtern on Monday got there just before 8pm. Entry is $4 if you're there before 8pm, or $8 after. It was pretty slow between 8 and 10pm with more dancers than…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Homerun at Diamond

This was kind of a mid afternoon hangout when me and the guys would finish work early. Maybe they’d have 2 girls working but the beer is cold, bartenders are hot and friendly, plus the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Two days of fun!

This review will cover two day shift visits. Wednesday and Saturday. Arrived to a semi full lot. Signed in as cover is waived for vets. Otherwise the cover is $5 day…

Politics

White Lives Matter / Kanye West

Kanye West starts off his new season fashion show wearing a "White Lives Matter" t-shirt. Can't wait to hear the responses about this (both sides) from all the nuts here! https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/kanye-west-white-lives-matter-shirt-yeezy-season-9-show-1235149219/ https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jaden-smith-among-twitter-users-005634378.html https://www.blackenterprise.com/trolling-kanye-west-decked-out-in-white-lives-matter-shirt-during-yzy-season-9-presentation-at-paris-fashion-week/

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Best club in the Milwaukee area

The place is on the corner of a quiet and well lit street. There is enough parking on the street and there is a parking lot in the back, not sure if that is for…

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Why do yall have the nerve to get mad that women get pregnant and have babies?

Like yall wanna fuck around and then don't think accident babies might happen? God all u worthless dipshit retard motherfuckers failed basic biology along with the dipshit who told me that men and women are the same species. Bitch please!

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Scared Straight: Strip Club Edition

I saw a review on here or another board that described the experience was so bad it made the PL appreciate his wife. Anyone have an experience so bad you quit mongering for a while or appreciate your marriage/relationship? Why?

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Week Day Ghost Town

Thursday. 2pm. Usually swing by this place on weekends. The practically empty parking lot wasn’t promising. $5 to get in + $5 required non alcoholic beverage. At least the Gatorade was cold this time. Only 4…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

It

Treasures was a convenient stop for me after dinner on the way back to the hotel. Others have made plenty of comments about the facility. I was prepared for the $20 valet shock…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunny sunday

Came here on a weekend daytime visit not too long ago. $15 gets you in and a non-alcoholic drink. I believe it’s your standard coke products. Coke, Sprite, their diet variations,…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Same as ever, only different

It would take a better philosopher than me to decide whether Lamplighter is still a strip club. It certainly used to be a strip club. It has a stage with poles and a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

So much potential

I am very nostalgic when it comes to this place. I have met many excellent dancers which made this my favorite club over ten years ago. It hasn't been the same in a very long…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Maine Strip Clun Experience

Was going to an event and Rick's was on my way. Had some time to kill so I stopped in. Located very conveniently off the highway, parking lot was a good size and well lit.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Same old

PM visit on a Fri afternoon. No cover before 7pm, but a mandatory $8 parkong fee, with required valet. I have never had an issue with valet. The bouncer lets you choose ypur seating, but…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Probably the best option out in the Bucks area suburbs

I've been a twice a month regular here since The Red Raven closed. I dont live in the area. The atmosphere is typical for a PA topless bar, but the dancers climb down a spiral…

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OT: AARON JUDGE

everybody it seems is only talking about aaron judge attempting to break roger maris' homerun record. what most are overlooking is that judge has a very good chance to be the first person to win the triple crown with over…

Politics

California legalizes jaywalking

What the ever flying fuck??????? https://www.foxla.com/news/california-law-makes-jaywalking-legal

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Can you imagine a U.S. club trying to enforce these rules?

From Birmingham UK. Dancers in the club, that offers lap dances, nude shows and burlesque, are not allowed to “chew gum”, “drink from bottles” and “must not insult customers”, while they will be fined £10 for every 30 minutes they are…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Ho hum spot with potential

So this place seems sort of new, huge inside. Cover was something like $10, free parking. Main stage has a high pole (maybe 25') and has some tipping spots and a vip seating area…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

eh

$30 cover so almost immediately was regretting my choice to stop here on the way.About 10-12 patrons spread out. The stage has two poles with a layer of chairs close to it and another layer…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

Almost dull night saved by "Divine"

This one is weird, I was driving through and decided to check it out before finding my hotel. It was around 12:15 on Tuesday. The place was almost empty. 5-6 patrons and 6 girls were there.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Busy Saturday

Rick's / Gentlemen's club hasn't changed much under new management. The layout is the same with one big main stage, two bars, and two small side stages that are only used when it is…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Short visit, same old club

Stopped by for a short visit. $12 cover and $3 cokes. The same DJ and bartender have been there forever. The girls have changed over the years, of course. A dozen…

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OT: frito carpet

My fav told me the carpet in her new apartment has a bad frito smell, which she also described as a dirty feet smell. I haven't eaten fritos in many years, but I don't remember then smelling like dirty…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah Hallendale - What you are looking for, even if it takes a little more looking.

I fall into that group of people that covid changed up a lot of my work life, and most of my clubbing was related to opportunities that arose around my work life. Suffice it to…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Monday @ Cheetah's - Better than expected

Visited after reading mixed reviews from this group. It was Monday around 8pm so the place was light. Pay $10 cover charge (which includes 2 non-alcoholic drink). Overall, the gate person and bar attender (who…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Something open on a Sunday

All of the clubs in the city Atlanta are closed on Sunday, but the nearby clubs are open. The Fulton Industrial clubs are outside the city and open on Sunday. I arrived about 6:00 pm…

The Body Shop Gentlemen's Club

Buffalo, New York

Nice on a Saturday night

It was great! On a Saturday it had many customers but still felt relaxed with a great vibe. I walked in and was able to relax with a beer for a while. Dancers will approach…

Politics

The REAL big lie

is any time Joe Biden calls somebody else a fascist: Opinion by Washington Examiner - 6h ago “Literally,” President Joe Biden said at a Democratic fundraiser last week, “there’s a case being made around the world, not just here, because democracy and…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

It’s pronounced “Oh-zee” right? Not “Oz” like with wicked witches and tornadoes and shit?

Whatever, I found my slutty Dorothy in ruby red stripper heels. Headed up here on a Wednesday night and got to the club about 9p, in time to scout out the dancer crew before the…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Few visits to Ricks

This review is for 3 visits to Ricks over the summer while I was in town for work. I always went midweek around dinner time and each time I paid the cover ($20) and got…

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Dancers need to be about that top dollar life themselves if they preach it

I don't want to see no pennysavers, no coupons, no memorial day sale shopping, no waking up for black friday, cyber monday, no managers specials, no 2 for 1 no buy 1 get 1. I don't want to see none…

Politics

Media use of term "white supremacy" increased 2,862% since 2010

https://nitter.net/whyvert/status/1424225401832976387

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Discord?

Idk if Founder would be down for this, but would any users here be open to joining a TUSL discord if there was one? I mean it’s pretty easy to use and the UI is nice. A lot of the…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stay away - Used to be great, not anymore

I used to be a regular, but haven’t been in a couple years. This place used to be my go-to, always able to find a girl that was up for fun. Came in with a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great and fun place to hangout for a night!

The place is right next to an adult toy themed store. I walk in and the entrance is one private hallway where you pay the cover. There is no alcohol allowed here so you are…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

First SC, decent place to kill time

I was in the area and needed to kill some time, I figured why not go to my first strip joint for dinner and a show. I been here before, albeit in the morning without the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Win some, lose some, like always

This review is over two visits, one one a Friday night and another on a Saturday. Both times I arrived around 7pm, and was told that I was lucky to get in just before cover…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

(CLUB AD) Wasn't Feeling It

(CLUB AD) Wasn’t Feeling It LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

decent Sunday

Was driving up from Indianapolis on a recent Sunday and heading north and west up into Chicago. Arrived around 7 pm. About 10 cars in the parking lot so that wouldn't be considered super dead…

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Girls stripping out of regular clothes

How often do you all see this at a club? Girl gets naked on stage from a regular outfit. I love this and love to see women in regular panties and just haven't seen it much. If anyone…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Had a decent time, but probably better on a busier night

Headed up here on a Tuesday night around 930p. The club is on a main road and easy to find. Plenty of parking around the side, well lit and safe. Walked around the front, paid…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Cool little spot

Driven past many times and decided to stop. It was late on a Thursday night, I guess about 12:30 Friday morning and I stayed till close. Parking is in a big gravel lot, as mentioned…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Huge language issues and subpar talent. Not woth it

Came in here at the recommendation of my uber driver about Cuban girls. Walked in late around 1130. Paid my $8 cover and proceeded in. Club was fairly packed most seats taken…

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OT: Motorcycles

In the interest of avoiding necroposting, a new thread: Where my bros at? I picked up my 11th bike a couple weeks ago, a 2023 (yep, already) Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic LT. My previous bike, also a Vulc, died in February and…

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Los Angeles area lap dances?

Haven't been to LA for a few years, how's the actual lap dance scene these days? Coming from Phoenix, looking for good to very good lap dances from hotties, not intetestrd in extras or paying $200 upfront for some…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Random Thursday

Other than some better eye candy, nothing has really change since my last review. Skip to the dancers section for the “new” info. Other sections are here to check the box on review requirements. Location: about…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Wednesday night visit

TL;DR: Decent experience but pricing can be unclear. The club is located at the tail end of the Broadway adult entertainment zone in the seedier part of the neighborhood. Nothing overtly dangerous, but it’s probably best…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Different for me

No disrespect, but I’ve never been to a strip club where customers actually throw wads of 1s at strippers. No one sat at the stage to watch girls dance. They just occasionally walked up to…

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Racist? Bull shit? Scary?

Last week a black dancer that I have known for years told me that a white dancer that I have also know for years just came back to work after being treated for genital Herpes and that she keeps getting…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

The club has gone mediocre

Visited on a Saturday night, the second time since reopening after COVID. The recent review by @kindofaloser is spot on. Entered the club at 8:15 pm, got the ID scanned and paid the $5 cover…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Saturday afternoon fun

First time at the place. Me and 4x friends wanted to see some ladies, and this was the only place open in the area. Right when we walked in we thought we made a mistake,…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Inexpensive experience with heavier dancer

I don't get out with my buddies on Friday nights very often, but we went out to see a comedy show at Wells Fargo Center a couple of weeks ago. After bidding the crew farewell,…

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Kanye really loves Kim

https://www.gobankingrates.com/net-worth/celebrities/20-outrageous-purchases-led-kanye-debt/amp/ I hope she appreciates all he did for her...

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OT: Your opinion on the economy

A) the worst is behind us; it'll soon start going up B) we'll be going sideways for a while; no major downturn or upturn C) the worst is yet to come D) other

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Way OT

Out of curiosity; who here grew up riding horses and/or has ridden horses a lot: A) never B) a handful of times C) have ridden a lot D) grew up riding E) other

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

A Diamond in the Dive

I stopped in for a first-time visit at Sugar’s near Hager City, Wisconsin, on a recent Sunday night. They opened at 4 pm and this was about 6. Since I live in the Minneapolis suburbs,…

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Hurricane Relief

So, I’m already getting e-mails to donate money to hurricane relief funds Should I take into consideration the median home price on Sanibel Island in August 2022 was $1.3 million? These are not residents of the Lower 9th…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not a value play fam but one for variety

Have visited 4 times in the past year and have had varying experiences. Visits include weekday afternoons and night but never a weekend night. So much has been said about this club already but thought…

FKK Forum

Now is a great time?

I read that the exchange rate for $ to € is very good for you guys at the moment. If that’s true the now is a good time to get a trip to an FKK visit off your bucket list?

Stripper Hygiene Matters

There’s no question dancers have a lot on their plate. Taking their clothes off. Dealing with guys that have had a few too many. A few recent articles have been addressed at the customer. Taking the time to shower put on some deodorant, freshen up the breath. Us guys fall short sometimes and we can be difficult at times. But this article is about the dancer from a random guys perspective. As a dancer your appearance is the most important part of attracting a potential customer. Every guy had something current he is looking for and the options are plentiful. Curly or straight hair. Skin tone. Eye color. Boob size. Long hair. short hair wavy…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

The Rhino by the Ocean

I was in Carpinteria for a few days. I remembered Misty from my last visit to Spearmint Rhino, so I made the drive to Santa Barbara. I arrived around 10PM. Cover charge was $27. This…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Excellent Friday afternoon

So I moved to Atlanta 2 years ago, I've been to Cheetah, Pink Pony and Tattletales, for the money, tattletales blows the others away. Cheetah and Pink Pony typically have better looking girls and more…

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Unusual turn-ons and fetishes.

what turns you that perhaps isn't normal, isn't usually socially acceptable or is just considered strange. For me, tattooes on women turn me on. NOt a full body unless she's pale and has a figure. Full sleeve tattooes is a rager…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Didn’t go as planned but not bad visit

Visited Ricks a week back on a Saturday evening. It was around 8:30pm, paid the cover charge of $16 and walked in past the pool tables to the main bar. I got myself a…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Damn girl, you’ve changed

This is an update of the general climate at the Mill. Demand is down all over the Baltimore area, maybe beyond. Be it inflation, the economy, employment or something else, the clubs have less customers…

Wonderland NYC

New York, New York

Boogie Wonderland

New York, NY. Friday night in the Flatiron district. This club used to be the old VIP cabaret they redid the whole thing. I was able to find parking right out front, but if not…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Just home from J.S.

This used to be my favorite club so I stopped in for the first time in a while. Free parking in the lot or on the street and there was a friendly security guard…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I got to start taking yoga classes

Romulus, MI. This happened a few weeks ago I just wanted to give it some time as to help hide any identities or whatever. LS is right by the airport. Friday night. Pull up, mandatory…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Consistently entertaining

The Washington Park Hustler club provides a consistently good experience. It's an easy 10-15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, just off the highway (and close to both Miss Kitty's and Scarlet's). They have a large,…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Mixed experiences at casual day-shift only club

This club is a dayshift-only club, open noon-7pm every day. It's about 15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, through a tangle of overlapping highways across the river. It's a distressed area, but was quiet and…

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So your telling me I can actually sue the sugar baby to get my money back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWkMERU1mzU Alright which one of you fucks was this? You got good taste I will give you that.

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Worst exchange rate in years

I visited the GTA for work a few weeks ago, and after an evening out for a concert, decided to head to Cafe Atlantis to unwind before returning to my hotel. Being used to mostly…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Experience Clouded by

Made an early weekday afternoon, first-time visit to this club last week. Due to several tactical errors, I ended up having two very different visits to the VIP area, which could be enlightening to other…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Left Happy on a Saturday Afternoon

Visited Club 390 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm and stayed until around 6pm. During those three hours I had some fun. Parking lot is large, seems secure, no concerns about the area, it's kind…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

Super Tuesday

I met my brother downtown and decided on padding some young women’s college/collagen funds. He said he knew someone at Sapphire so we made the required atm stop (the fee inside the club is $100)…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Think With Your Big Head

So... NYC strip clubs. Some other review said "NYC strip clubs are garbage don't go there." Kinda accurate. First and only SC I've been to in NYC, on a night when I got blueballed by…

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Stage tip that's noticed

Dilemma time! You see a girl on stage you need to talk to. Three guys come up to the girl on stage, no idea what they gave her. You want to be #1 or #2 on the list but not break…

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Early Rap Music

The thread on the passing on Coolio inspired this. This was on Johnny Carson nearly 10 years before The Sugarhill Gang made “Rapper’s Delight” famous https://youtu.be/Ohq9h6QIcHY

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Very fun Saturday night

Was in town for the weekend for an event and decided to give this place I had heard so much about a shot. Down the road from a QT where I was able to pull…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Hot, Black babes...good mileage...$10/dances...need I say more?

I was in Florida and tried out a couple of clubs. See my review of The Body Club. I arrived on a Friday around 5pm. It is a little surreal to drive past the Miami…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Nice place

One of the nicer strip clubs in Tulsa. Clean, pretty friendly staff & good music most days. The restrooms could be better, they are always out of toilet paper. Drinks are pretty steep in price.…

Buck Rubs Gentlemens Club

Reading, Pennsylvania

Good value, low hustle factor, wide variety of dancers

Arrived shortly after 6pm opening and stayed for a few hours midweek. Girls trickled in steadily from 6pm onward until 8 girls were in rotation. Mix of old/young, thin/heavy, while/Latina/black. Half of…

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YOUR FAVORUTE LA CLUBS

Sams hofbrau is the best Crazy girls hollywood Platinum showgirls The Holiday

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YOUR FAVORITE VEGAS CLUBS

I have to go with Little darlings Chicas Bonitas Spearmint rhino

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A THEORETICAL LEGAL LOOPHOLE FOR PROSTITUTION?

Discuss...

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Very Nice Thursday Afternnon Visit

It was around 2:00 P.M. and I was in the area. I parked on the side, tipped the doorman $2, went inside to the bathroom on the right, and made my way to the back…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Wednesday early evening visit

Came by this place on a Wednesday in the evening around 5:30pm just to check it out. There were 3 girls dancing, one bartender and maybe one other customer besides myself. The place is not…

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It's the End of the Month / Maybe I should shut my phone off.

I probably should post this on Reddit. I currently have several girls that I am occasionally seeing from Seeking. At the advice of herbtcat, fellow TUSCLer, I have stopped trying to have one exclusive sugar baby.…

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SSI BALLERS

It's gonna be that time of month. Social security checks will hit and the social security ballers will be out. They come in during dayshift Don't buy a drink Get 1 or 2 front room dances Ldk Leave or fall asleep Girls who serviced…

Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Portland strip club haunted house.

Full story and photo: https://www.wweek.com/bars/2022/09/27/oregons-only-strip-club-haunted-house-is-back-with-perhaps-its-most-terrifying-theme-yet-portland/

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Club XXXV - Sabrina

Anyone know where she is? Beautiful built blonde that danced T/W afternoons here.

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

At least there’s titties

TL;DR: There’s naked women to look at, but that’s it. There are only two choices in the city. Both are owned by the same people, so very similar experience here, and the Discotheque Lounge. The…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First Visit to Pandora's Tonight

Reviews aren't loading for me. Any tips?

Exposé

San Diego, California

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??? CHECK SAN DIEGO. TRY CHECKING SAN DIEGO YOU MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. You know what I just love this fucking, it is so God damn gorgeous. And I have facisnation with the movie top gun when I'm here I just drive around…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Ride into the Danger Zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKlYpP1KEE San Diego, CA. Right across the street from MCAS Miramar where they filmed a lot of Top Gun back in 1985. Pretty full parking lot, but a lot of that is from a bar called…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Femmes Lourdes

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. Came in, parking lot is one of those one way aisle lots. I found one spot right at the end. Walk in, to a bunch a strippers greeting you on…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice Place, Great Club, Would Go Back

Came in from out of town and had not been in a club in quite a while so I figured to hit up the only club in ATL mentioned in a Motley Crue song. There…

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NICESPICE…WHERE ART THOU?!?!

I SUMMON YOU NOW! SHOW YOURSELF, AT ONCE!

Shangri La West

Fort Wayne, Indiana

better than i hoped but could be better

So i had read the reviews and went in fully aware that Allen county sucks for the monger type. Upon arriving around 9 it was pretty dead. maybe two girls working and as…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Reopening November 1st, 2022

Under new ownership. Officially announced here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjGlCx6AaCX/?igshid=ZDZjYjU5YmM= No further details known to me at the time of this post, but expecting more info soon.

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It's official: PHC Detroit Reopening!

Officially reopening in November! I don't know how because the city was trying to keep it permanently closed, but Subi made it happen somehow. I apologize to the few I tried to correct with the knowledge I had at the…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Come on Everybody, lets all do gay shit and act like little fags out in the Lemon Grove, Follow Meeeeeeeeeeee! 🌈

Lemon Grove, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just east of San Diego. Club is under a freeway. Parking in the back it was tight but found a couple spots. Walk in, younger hispanic male, pat…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Good value and no hustle...just hot, young girls letting you touch them everywhere!

I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort. There is security when you enter the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

My favorite club in Denver doesn’t disappoint

One of my first post-Covid trips and decided to visit my favorite clubs in Denver. Arrived on a weekday shortly after 11pm. Cover was the same. Got a water with my drink ticket (no…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

First time back in a while and it was ok.

So, this is my first time hitting any club since April/May. I just returned from Mexico and living there for 6 months, escorting reigns supreme over clubbing. 100 bucks for a top quality girl for…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Holding Out Hope

I've been to this place a few times in recent months after making trips to sample the Bridgeport action. HO's is convenient b/c it's just a few miles off I-95. But that's about…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

A lot of potential, but was disappointed

I was in Houston for work and wanted to try a new club. I was staying by the Galleria. I came here and found The Colorado. When I pulled up they have a huge Vegas…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Fun Evening

This place is near the intersection of I76 and I80 on Ohio 46. There are a lot of truck facilities in the area as well as on this drive. The building is in a strip…

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Initiation Into The Organization, inspired by Story of 'O' and de Naglowska

TUSCL is currently under attack by those using a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Unchecked this will destroy TUSCL. The persons who have done this are Ishmael, Heaving, Nicespice, and Georgemicrodong. ******************************* Earlier Thread https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=81041 Original Thread https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=80923 So our same two women are talking again: "They say…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back to the Rhino

I arrived around 11pm on a recent Tuesday night. This was my first post Covid visit to the Rhino. Cover charge was approximately $43.50 or some similar asinine amount. Why don’t they just…

Peppermint Hippo Neenah

Neenah, Wisconsin

Slow club on a Wednesday

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 4. Large parking lot in front. When I walked in to the club there were two dancers, two patrons and a bartender. The bar is…

Bomb City Cabaret

Amarillo, Texas

A much better visit than last month.

My last review wasn't very flattering, however since I travel thru Amarillo once or twice a month, I've had another opportunity to visit, and this trip was much better. For those who don't wish to read…

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Initiation Into The Organization, inspired by Story of 'O' and de Naglowska

TUSCL is currently under attack by those using a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Unchecked this will destroy TUSCL. The persons who have done this are Ishmael, Heaving, Nicespice, and Georgemicrodong. I call upon Founder to shut off post HTML,…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

2 red heads working here? I believe that’s new world record.

Phoenix, AZ. Right by the airport. Plenty of parking. I believe this place is new, it’s looks it, very nice club. Walk in cover is $15 I believe but free military. Hottest girl in this…

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San Juan, Puerto Rico

Gonna be there for a week for work. Anybody here have any experience with clubs, quickies, etc there?

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

What happened to those Diet Green Tea Arizona Iced teas? You know the one with the Asian ladies on it. No sugar, only a dollar, I guess they probably caused cancer or some shit

Phoenix, AZ. Not far from BS and HL. Park in the back. Club has a purple light around it. Usually a universal sign for a black club but no not here. Walk in cover was…

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Hurricane Hustles

My phone has pinged more than normal with OTC meetup requests since late last night. This is not doubt due to Hurricane Ian. The good news is it looks like we're avoiding the worst of the impacts here…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

High Noon at Hi Liter

Phoenix, AZ. Alright noon more like 3 but I won’t let that get in the way of a title. Just note I came here the night around 1230. They told me as I entered they…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

No, No es Sex aqui. We be some ghetto ass strip club!

Phoenix, AZ. Yeah no not England just some hoodrat make it rain club in Phoenix I don't know where they get the naem Essex from. No parking left in the lot so I parked in…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Quick visit to Clancy’s

Saturday afternoon I found myself with a little free time to go play. It was a toss up between Clancys or the Post, decided I’ve seen most of the girls at the Post and wanted…

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Dancers catering to fetishes

Have you ever brought one up that a dancer that had no problem endoldging you with or was not down for? One dancer was telling my of her extensive list of customer requests and I was surprised how open she…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Change of Scenery

It's been years since I graced the doorway of this establishment. Had read the reviews on here and another site and decided it was time to check this club out again. I walked in and…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Enter the Dragon

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night, just came from Candy Store both up here on the north side of town. Drive up, parking lot, walk in the entrance. Girl at the front, cover is $10, free military.…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Time to put this fire out 🌊 ....Oh no it was a grease fire! OH NOOOO! SOMEBODY HELP! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! HELP! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mesa, AZ. I call it Table. Friday night. Way the fuck east. Not much if you keep going. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no id check, no interaction, no nothing. States 2 drink…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Yeah I use a Candy Cane as my pimp cane. Don't judge me bitch.

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night. First of a big time Phoenix club run. Just ate at Carolina's not too far from here and needed to take a massive diarrhea so I came here. Plenty of parking,…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Anaheim.CA 2AMer by vehicle.

All lanes of the westbound 91 Freeway in Anaheim were briefly shut down overnight after a man ran onto freeway lanes and was killed by a car. The crash was first reported at about 1:15 a.m. on the westbound 91 Freeway…

Tijuana

Spanish language mongering resources

Can anyone recommend some mongering forums or youtube channels in Spanish? I'm trying to up my Spanish language game, so reading about and looking at mamacitas at the same time would be great.

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Revisiting your hometown

When was the last time you went back to the place you grew up? I recently went and did just that. Took a walk down memory lane. Went right back to my old school. I peered in the windows looking…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Who says there’s nothing like a free lunch?

A popular Playboy cover model states “Play time is over! F*CK IT! Your cock is going to explode with this set” on her OnlyFans for photos and a video. Shortie44 -Too Explicit. It was not…

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R.I.P. Coolio

59 is too young to die. Coolio proved that Rap need not be the monotonous, vile garbage that we have to pretend is music, but that it could have actual lyrics. "Gangsta's paradise" is the perfect rap song.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday, Sunday & Monday visit to PHL

This is a review spanning Saturday, Sunday and Monday. The bar is located right off of route 130. Not far from the Pennsylvania and New Jersey turnpikes. The club is pink on the outside. There is…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Little dull but it was Sunday

A quick review of a quick visit Sunday was not entirely disappointed but not as happy as I would have liked. Got there around 4:00 to see a parking lot with 20 cars, my hopes…

Politics

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser” - Socrates

Title says it all.

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Coyote Ugly

Glendale, AZ. Right outside Luke AFB. In a strip mall, enough parking in the lot. Walk in. Bald guy was chatting with a few girls, gets up and gives you a pat down, no cover.…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Good News For People Who Loves Bad News

Okay, so I’ve been wanting to go to this place for a while now because of all the shill reviews I saw on the last few months and wanted to check out the place on…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Too Xplicit

Glendale, AZ. West side. Sunday night. Plenty of parking. Club looks like a big box out on it's own. Can't miss it. Walk in, bald guy at the front. ID scan. Cover is $10 and…

Politics

Congratulations to the people of Donbas and Novorossiya on their vote to rejoin

Congratulations both to Russia and to the Donetsk and Lugansk Republics as well as the Kherson and Zaporozhia regions on the successful conducting of their referendums on rejoining Russia. All four referendums passed and despite fake news in the western media…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Just a Case of the Mondays

Nothing has changed about the layout of HiLiters recently. Walk in - no cover in the early afternoon. They've scanned our ID the last couple times. Rudy's Grill to the right (always decent chicken fingers…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Disappointing visit

I had not been in Toronto since Trudeau closed the border to us Americans, so I decided to check out the clubs while I was in town. Since I saw good review posted…

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What an ugly sloppy turkeyneck punk pussy that squats to piss looks like!

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=11417 you're a fucking moron dipshitscrub! BTW, like I said in another post I have a screenshot so even if you take your link down I can post it here or anywhere else I choose!

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Crazy Girls on a Sunday Afternoon

So I've been stopping by Crazy Girls on occasion and this place has replaced HL as my go to. First, it's closer and second, it's fun! Physical Description: Atrium as you walk in has a…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Confused. I thought the purpose was to get money.

Ok. First time in Philly and visiting this club. The club looks nice from the outside and plenty of parking. Walked in after paying $20 door fee and was pleasantly surprise how nice it looked…

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In A Complex World..

Ever notice how complex everything is these days? I have to subscribe to 3 services just to watch NFL and CFB football games. Cable, Amazon Prime, ESPN+. I don’t even use Amazon Price but I’m paying around $100 a year…

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OT: Home Run Jackpot

Sitting at a bar the other day, one of the drunks mentioned that if/when Aaron Judge hits 62 homers, that ball is estimated to be worth between $800,000 and $1.2 million. The question came up "what would you do?" if…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

This club serves its purpose

Wow! What a shithole this place has turned into over the years. This place was opened by Treasures as a beautiful gentleman's club and over the years it has turned into a filthy…

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Dancer Pet Peeves

Just a short list of things that normally turn me off from strippers. Septum piercings, nipple piercings, bad breath, dancers that walk the room and not get on the poll, robs, and those who promise “good time” but give low…

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What do men do that annoys you?

Somebody asked me this silly question. My first response was "they breathe"

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Dungeon Room

I visited for the first time in a long time. Henry was still there the last time I was there, and it was pre-renovation. I noticed they now have a Dungeon Room, where some video booths used to be.…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Columbus OH 2AMer

COLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) — Five people are recovering after being shot at a strip club in north Columbus, according to police. (NBC4) CPD state that at around 2:45 a.m., officers were sent to The Doll House strip club on Karl Court and…

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Vegas

Gents, joined recently and I'm no stranger to vegas. These days "post pandemic" I will be there for work and I'm looking to discretely have some fun. i tend to to to eros/slixa/tryst to explore convenient arrangements' but catfishing in…

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We're the same species? 🤯

Somebody just told that women and men are the same species??? That doesn't sound right.... I am very confused how this person could think such a thing.

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Miami Dolphins Fans Set Up Make-Shift Strip Club in parking lot

Full story & video: https://dailysnark.com/2022/09/27/miami-dolphins-fans-set-up-make-shift-strip-club-in-parking-lot-of-stadium-sunday/

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Amateur nights

Do any clubs still have these? Haven't heard of one in a long time.

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McDonald’s to add adult Happy Meals to the menu

They include a can of McBudweiser and a coupon for a lap dance https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/27/business/mcdonalds-adults-happy-meal/index.html