Mr 500

That is a LOT of Titty watching !

It had been stuck on 499 for a few weeks but seven reviews of Toronto clubs last night took him over the milestone.

Did anyone count how many LDK’s were reported in the 506 reviews?

Congratulations!🍾🎉

Honorable mention @Sinclair has 442

You and Wallanon are over 400. Somehow I think you have written more total words Papi !

I always wondered what Muddy does for like a living. How do you have the time to visit them all?

Damn Muddy inflation ain’t slowing you down is it?

Desertscrub has flagged half of them for being a club ad.

Damn. Going conservative if he spent $50 per visit that’s $25,000.

Fuckin’ Muddy - I told him to go to a spa there, but he’s too busy cumming in his pants.

Congrats on hitting 500 - I ordered you a cake with a stripper on a pole done in the icing with the numbers “500”

'I always wondered what Muddy does for like a living.'



He robs banks in between strip club visits.

Nice job, Muddy. Keep up the good works. Lots of dancers out there to help out. You'll be Person of the Year in no time.

Hey thanks guys and thanks Papi.

It’s all been a fucking blast and just a cool adventure meeting all kinds of crazy people in all kinds of crazy places. And I couldn’t of asked for a greater group of hoodlums on here to share it all with. Here’s to 500 more, cheers fellas!🍻

And btw I ain’t done till I meet all you fuckers.

And as far as affording strip clubs, I’m the type of guy that’s willing to write his phone number on the bathroom stall. It’s all just a certain level of dedication needed, not for the faint of heart.

in looking at the reviews very often he indicates he spends under $100 and does not stay very long or get dances.

I really think he should go on the strippers podcast and speak of his experience

Or try for the Guinness book of world records

And yeah there are way better reviewers than me. I just club hop thats my style. If I don’t like something I’ll tell you about and leave. I’m not going to spend just to spend. I’ll take my money to the next club. Just fold when you don’t have a good hand and live to fight another day. I guess you could just say it boils down to that I’m trying to find strip club Nirvana.

And yeah B I would be down anytime. You know me I’m single, no kids no nothing just my own ass I worry about. I ain’t really hiding anything, I stop giving a fuck a while ago about that 007 life.

Congratulations Muddy! That’s an impressive accomplishment!

As they say - not all heroes wear capes! Although that would be a great look for a PL!

Awesome

Wow! That's over 41 years worth of comped tuscl membership - awesome!!!!

Congrats Muddy

Thanks for the fresh batch of GTA reviews, I will be up there in the near future and will def check out some of the clubs you reviewed (though I'm there mainly for the high-end spas).

^^^ THIS!!!!! like I told Muddy, go get revved up at a club then finish your night at a spa.

Speaking of spas. Has anyone been to World Spa in Brooklyn?

Impressive!

Look I ran out of cum alright. No bullets left. I'M SORRY. But you know it's not like the clubs were all that bad. Canadian Mamisan can wait.

All good! I particularly liked your GTA raviews - looks like nothing has changed up there…

Congratulations muddy. We can only hope to get on your level

Way to go, Muddy! Now you need to start a comprehensive review of European FKK clubs.

It's also a feat that @muddy doesn't review the same club over and over..... some guys just keep reviewing the same place to get their free membership

Part of me fears @Muddy will get burned-out with all this strip-clubbing, and perhaps start reviewing gay-bath-houses (not that there's anything wrong with that)

@Jackslash it's for sure on the list. Europe is definitely the next frontier. Those plane ticket prices though are daunting. I'll have to start saving now.


@Papi hey now, hey now gay guys need bath house reviews too. We all got to take one for the team on here every now and then.

The best part is that he was able to review 376 of them in the past year. The last 50 still have the tire marks in their parking lots. 😂

You know what it was unique situation goin on in my life that let me have the ability to be able to do that, that I might never have again in all honesty.

Your right we may have gone a little overboard there with this last year. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFeVfwDvTy…

"... Europe is definitely the next frontier ..."

Any interest w.r.t. TJ/HK? At least it's closer than the FKKs (you could do a combo SoCal/TJ rendezvous)

You know what Papi if I'm in that part of the country I'm fine just staying in LA, I got all need there strip club wise. I could probably save a little going down to TJ but too much cartel bullshit goin on. It was the same thing with Juarez/El Paso. I'm sure there was some good mongering opportunities on the other side in Jaurez but seriously FUCK THAT SHIT. No thank you. And El Paso already had what I was looking for anyway.