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  OTC prostitution?

  I've engaged the services of quite a few strippers to meet me at a hotel for sex. Prices vary but I usually pay about a 50% premium over what Backpage escorts are getting, but...
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  Bringing ATF home (part II)

  Well, those who read my previous post were only 1/2 right. It turned into a major clusterfuck but nothing was stolen or damaged. The parallel to bringing a feral cat into my house was...
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  Bringing ATF home to meet the wife

  My ATF is a sweetheart - she's now in her late 20's and still has the body of a teenager. She and I have been spending time together for about 6 years and...
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  san_jose_guy
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  Drama

  On Stripperlover83's discussion yesterday regarding wild stripper stories, I detailed one night with my ATF and several other readers raised questions regarding my activities and reviews. I've only reviewed 7 clubs because I just...
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  Rethinking my motivation

  I've been seeing the same stripper for 6 years. Probably 40% ITC and 60% OTC. There are several others who I've gotten to know really well and frankly my objective has been to...
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  Web Cam modeling

  I met up with a 25 year old dancer OTC last night and she was telling me that she's been doing some web cam work and is making decent money. Have any other tusclers...
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  Changing clubs

  My ATF quit or was fired from the club where she's danced for five or six years. After several months which included drug rehab, working bachelor parties, and unemployment, she seems to have settled...
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  AnonymousJim
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  Manscaping

  Several years ago, my ATF and I had been working, moving furniture on a hot day. We went to my hotel room and we showered together. She dropped to her knees and took me...
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  Clint Eastwood at 83

  "Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids. "...
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  3am'er

  Bouncer charged with stabbing in New Bedford August 18, 2014 - 12:00 AM NEW BEDFORD — A man was arrested early Saturday morning, charged with stabbing a victim in the neck, police said. The victim was taken...
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  gawker
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  Today's joke

  Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be...
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  ilbbaicnl
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  Breasts

  . Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available. ...
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  lopaw
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  Watching golf on TV

  As I'm sitting watching a rain delay in the PGA Championship I'm reminded of the late great George Carlin's quote to the effect that watching golf on TV is like watching two flies fuck....
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  magicrat
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  Strange company

  Several nights ago an old fav called me, said she'd like to see me and asked if I'd take her out for a coffee. I explained that my stripper budget for the month was...
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  Reviews

  Only one review today? And that one is written by LDK's son "Jizzinpants"....
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  crazyjoe
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  Familiarity breeds....

  My ATF has been a stripper for about 7 years. I first met her almost 5 years ago and have seen her OTC at least once a week for the last four years. She...
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  Drug rehab

  My ATF has been through full drug detox and rehab either 17 or 18 times in the past 13 years. Obviously, it hasn't worked. She is the queen of relapses. However the drugs she's...
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  "Polishing the Knob"

  Over the last three nights I had three different dancers perform the act of fellatio upon me. All very nice, but all very different. Night one: my first VIP with this dancer and she...
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  MrDeuce
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  Drug detox

  Here's a story most can't match: my ATF has been a heroin addict for at least ten years. She's usually on and off methadone but says she really hates it. She gets dosed early...
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  Time magazine

  I just read a blurb in last week's Time that a study done in the UK indicates 1 in 5 adults would have sex with a robot. Hmmm. Might be higher if they polled...
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  Shakira

  I just sat down after getting in from golf and The Voice is on. Apparently Shakira is a judge and Gawd, is she hot. Her hips don't lie. I'd pay to watch her strip...
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  Confusing which stripper you're meeting

  Today I had scheduled an OTC at a local hotel with my ATF. She had said she'd rent the hotel room. An hour before we were to meet I sent her a text saying...
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  Funding sources

  There's a dancer who I've known for 4 or 5 years and have enjoyed her favors several times both itc and OTC. A week ago she called me and I went to her house...
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  zipman68
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  Prostate massage

  I was recently with a dancer for some OTC action and while blowing me she moved down and licked and sucked my balls, then licked further down towards my ass. She started fingering my...
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  Gynecological exam

  I was with a dancer at a hotel and after we'd had our fun and showered we were lying naked on the bed and she asked if I was familiar with "what's up there"?...
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  Age & sstripclubbing

  One commenter asked who was the best "old timer" on this site. I love reading Farmerart's adventures and Shadowcat's insights and humor. I just returned from 2 weeks in south Florida where I was...
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  Viagra overdose

  I once overdosed on Viagra. My ATF took it very hard....
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  Joke of the day

  A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the...
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  crazyjoe
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  Brady vs Manning

  Well, the AFC Championship Game pitsTom Brady vs Peyton Manning. This classic matchup should be a great game. I asked my ATF if it hurts or helps the dancers. She predicts a deadly...
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  Joke of the day

  What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of.......
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  ilbbaicnl
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  What's wrong with this picture?

  I dug myself into a hole financially with my ATF and have not been clubbing until I rebuild my reserves. There's another gal who still dances sporadically from the same club and I've been...
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  Photos

  Ive uploaded photos 2 or 3 times lately and they keep disappearing. Is Founder still having trouble with that server?...
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  Alucard
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  Story time

  I've been seeing a dancer OTC on a fairly regular basis for more than 4 years. Weekly or more frequent conjugal visits breed a high level of familiarity which goes both ways. I've learned...
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  Wonderful finish

  Then there was the boy who drank a quart of varnish. It was a horrible death but a wonderful finish....
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  Bail money

  Has anyone ever gotten a call at 4:30 in the morning from a favorite dancer asking for bail? It was a simple possession charge ( class F synthetic) whatever that means in NH and...
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  gawker
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  Road Head

  I met a dancer and her boyfriend last week. I bought them lunch at a mall and he said he had some shopping to do. She told me she was broke and needed gas...
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  Corvus
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  Pregnant stripper

  A pregnant stripper went to see her doctor. He asked her if she knew who the father was. She replied,"Gosh Doc, if you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made...
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  Customer drug use

  I grew up in the sixties and saw the emergence of the white middle class drug culture. In 1965 I sat at a table in a public cafeteria with a pound of marijuana shot...
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  SlickSpic
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  Streetwalker?

  My ATF has been carless for a week. Repossessed, reclaimed ( what a rip-off) and then the day she got it back, she rear-ended a car. So she's not been working much and has...
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  Doc_Holliday
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  Cheaters Providence

  Does anyone know what happened to cause the closure of Cheaters in Providence? Several reviewers of other clubs in PVD mentioned the closing & the problem there. I've been there(Cheaters) a couple of times...
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  shadowcat
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  Stag party strippers

  My ATF has been working stag parties every Saturday night and making very good money. Last week she worked two one hour shows and made $1300. The second show included some girl on girl...
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  gawker
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  Boxers vs briefs

  My undershorts are usually briefs and frequently while in VIP or for several LD's I'll slip Mr. Happy out the side and stretch the fabric to allow for some breathing room. As a result...
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  Senkei
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  Spousal issues

  Just a few snickers at the wife's expense: Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so...
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  HootnHal
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  Private parties

  My ATF got herself suspended from her club for repeatedly missing shifts. Being broke and an addict she started hitting me up for dough till I said no more. She found herself...
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  Benevolent Stripper Relief Fund

  I communicate by text message with several strippers who have been friends/acquaintances/lovers/sex objects and in a 24 hour period this week I received requests from 3 of them who are destitute and have fallen...
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  gawker
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  Paying for what?

  I'm aware of two dancers who have customers who send them money without having much contact at all. One hasn't danced in 6 months, has had this customer for several years and he has never...
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  rickey888
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  What constitutes sex?

  I spent an hour at a hotel with two strippers today. One has been a frequent contributor for years and the other was a rookie who claimed that she had never done this before....
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  JohnSmith69
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  Coincidence?

  A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". " What a...
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  sharkhunter