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gawker
Older than dirt
I dug myself into a hole financially with my ATF and have not been clubbing until I rebuild my reserves. There's another gal who still dances sporadically from the same club and I've been seeing her about once a week, no hanky panky, just hanging out, watching a flick, meeting for coffee or whatever. She texted me tonight saying she needed some love , some sex, and some good food. I wrote back saying I'd love to see her but I was strapped for cash. She wrote back saying she had some day trading money she needed to cash in and could loan me a grand if I wanted. I'm fucking 42 years older than this chick and am wondering if I've slipped into an alternate universe or if I'm finally getting psychedelic flashbacks from all the acid in the 1960's. Anyone else ever have a stripper offer to loan you money?

22 comments

  • Clackport
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    11 years ago
    I think you probably just woke up from a dream?
  • Dougster
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    11 years ago
    Huh? I agree, unheard of. Must have all happened only in a dream.
  • rh48hr
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    11 years ago
    You're living in the Bizzaro world.
  • sharkhunter
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    11 years ago
    Wait a couple days, the money might be gone. Even worse, you get a loan, she wants 200 dollars interest even if you pay it back the same month.
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    I had one that offered to cash a personal check for me anytime. She also wrote her name and number on a napkin and right below it wrote her husbands name and phone number. She said that if I ever needed help to call her and if I couldn't get hold of her to call him.

    I show the napkin to a couple of dancers that knew her and they said if I ever needed help to call him. LOL.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    I was seeing this one gal P4P when we became friendlier and the next thing I know, I'm still paying for dinner and the like but I'm getting pussy for free on a Monday afternoon.
  • mmdv26
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    11 years ago
    Dancers are day traders?
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    mmdv26 - Of course they are. Why do you think that they are on their cell phones so much? :)
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    @Shadow-Classic!
  • Papi_Chulo
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    11 years ago
    Dancers don’t do *anything* for free – even when it “appears” to be free
  • Dougster
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    11 years ago
    If they are day trading better not be following txtittyfan's financial advice. Will go broke in no time, and then giving $10 BBBJs (again?) like txtittyfan has been forced to!
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    How the fuck should I know gawker. Go to McDonald's and have a double cheeseburger with her. Her asking for some love may be a sign your an OK dude. Her asking you for (free) sex is probably just a sign of low self-esteem on her part.
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    ^^^someone is taking this thread rather personal
  • jackslash
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    11 years ago
    Gawker, there is a difference between you loaning a stripper money and a stripper loaning you money. You will pay the stripper back.
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    Welcome to Disney land where magic does happen
  • rockstar666
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    11 years ago
    My ATF has given me free dances if I just pay the house, for 'favors' I've done for her. She did offer money a couple times but it wasn't as a loan or a gift. I chose the free dances instead! I can always get money, but my time with her is special and in somewhat limited supply!
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Gawker...you are a pump daddy
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    Hardly a loan, but I was in a Mall with my ATF some years ago. I saw something I wanted in a little curio type shop. Damn place didn't take cards (I don't carry a lot of cash), so she paid for it. I, of course, did pay her back.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    I've had dancers take me out for my birthday. While they did treat me, I see it two ways.

    1. They're having a good time with me and treating me well.

    2. They're investing in themselves and a future where I continue to pay them for dances, dinners, etc.

    Not to sound cynical but there's always an alterior motive. Even with selfless behavior. Ask Dawkins.
  • Super_Mane
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    11 years ago
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  • sofaking87
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    11 years ago
    I agree a loan from a stripper is never a good thing. That being said, if she promised some good extras, and can pay her back quickly it wouldn't be that bad would it?
  • likes2look
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    11 years ago
    Don't take the loan! Offer to meet her at a hotel so you can 'work' for your money.
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