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Gynecological exam

gawker
Older than dirt
I was with a dancer at a hotel and after we'd had our fun and showered we were lying naked on the bed and she asked if I was familiar with "what's up there"? She asked if I'd reach up her vagina and see if I could feel a lump or lesion on her cervix. I agreed, had her lie on her back and spread wide. I went exploring, felt nothing unusual and told her she was fine.
I was reminded of the guy who was with an older stripper and she was bragging about what a tight pussy she had. She told him to reach between her legs and see for himself. He slowly inserted one finger, then two. She said go further, so he got his entire right hand inserted. She said, now put your left hand in, which he did. She said, now clap. He said I can't. Tight, huh says she.

12 comments

  • sharkhunter
    10 years ago
    lol
  • SuperDude
    10 years ago
    OBGYN??
  • SuperDude
    10 years ago
    OBGYN??
  • Doc_Holliday
    10 years ago
    After?? Well at least it wasn't herpes pox she wanted you to examine...
  • Doc_Holliday
    10 years ago
    God, why did I google herpes pox?? Couldn't I have just used spell check? My eyes...
  • Clubber
    10 years ago
    Doc,

    Thanks a lot! I think I might speak for all that just HAD to Google.
  • tumblingdice
    10 years ago
    I knew a dancer that had a tollbooth in front of her Vajayjay.
  • rockstar666
    10 years ago
    I had a g/f into fisting. She liked it, I didn't. Loose pussy too.
  • deogol
    10 years ago
    Wait. The chicken pox don't come from chickens? Oh noooo...
  • ilbbaicnl
    10 years ago
    Obamacare should cut down on the requests for medical procedures during P4P.
  • steve229
    10 years ago
    @gawker - Your current profile pic is freaking me out, man!
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